League of Madness 3 "Midgets and Monsters"

The1rstSaint · February 6, 2023

Week 7 matchups at Bantamweight

Android Mini(Team Alfred) vs Danylo Belenuik(Team Gwad)

Randy The Irritator(The Alfred) vs Von Vincent(Team Gwad)

Week 7 Matchups at Superheavyweight

Apollo Creed (Team Alfred) vs Schendon Braub(Team Gwad)

Jimmy Clubber(Team Alfred) vs Mauler Darkangelo The Fifth(Team Gwad)

Round 1 will be officially over after these 4 fights next week.

Quarter Finals will be on March 4th (3weeks after these 4 fights end)

KingofConsent · February 8, 2023

On 2/6/2023 at 11:00 AM, The1rstSaint said:Quarter Finals will be on March 4th (3weeks after these 4 fights end)

Do the same rules apply? Fastest win picks the opponent?

Columbo · February 8, 2023

6 hours ago, KingofConsent said:

On 2/6/2023 at 12:00 AM, The1rstSaint said:

Do the same rules apply?

Yes. Alfred wins. Alfred picks. Usual routine.

The1rstSaint · February 11, 2023

League of Madness 3 Week 7 (final week of the opening round)

Mixed Martial Arts Fighter - Douche McBaggins

hosted by Douch McBaggins

Hello ladies and Gents, this is your ole chap the Honorable Douche T McBaggins here feeling in for Butch. Congrats to Butch for finally weeding Suzie that sexy little red hen from down the street.

This year's League of Madness has been quite one sided, but last weekend there was a glimpse of hope for Team Gwad as they snatched their 2nd win of the round. We will now close out the final week out with the Final 4 matchups. 2 at Bantamweight and 2 at Super Fattyweight. These final fights will be on the prelims of CFC 526 and CFC 527 respectively, both of which are live in Montreal tonight!

Alfred Soggybottoms fight pick selections have been nearly perfect as he now looks to close the opening round out with a Dominant performance. Looking at the Super Heavyweights it will be an uphill battle as two of Team Gwads strongest participants look to advance as the only representatives of their team at 265+. Enough of this rubbish chatter, let's get to the matchups!

Bantamweights

Mixed Martial Arts Fighter - Android Mini

Mixed Martial Arts Fighter - Danylo Belenuik

Android Mini(Team Alfred) vs Danylo Belenuik(Team Gwad)

Android mini is a freak of nature standing in at a towering 225 centimeters. This Beanstalk looking yank is from the town of Arundel where he was created in a Frankenstein type lab by the mad scientist Professor Jitterbug. Mini will be making his long-awaited MMA debut right here in the LOM 3 Tournament. Fun fact Android has a sacred past with the League of madness as his lab rat older brother Android Eleven, or was it Android eighteen...no Seventeen. Aww piss one of those Android cbombs for sure was in the LOM1 lineup. "The Radical" Android is here to represent his fight camp Bloody Death Gym and is here to bash some midgets.

Danylo Belenuik is a phenomenal Wrestler out of the Country of Ukraine. With obvious African roots, Belenuik took the Amateur Wrestling world by storm at a young age wining multiple medals as a Youth. Danylo could very well be an Olympic champion but has decided to put the dry humping aside to conquer the world of MMA. This youngster also has managerial ties to the LOM competition as his Herad Coach Gut Punch represented Quarter finalist Jimmy Damnation for the LOM 2 tourny. Recently booted from his gym for being broke, Danylo will use this to motivate his performance tonight I assure you!

This is by far the biggest Height advantage of the tournament with a 65-centimeter difference. Both of these guys are prolific wrestlers, but Android's wrestling was mostly from his experimenting in the Labotory. I would think Danylo shouldn't have much of a problem getting this stick figure on his back but who knows.

Mixed Martial Arts Fighter - Randy The Irritator

Mixed Martial Arts Fighter - Von Vincent

Randy the Irritator(Team Alfred) vs Von Vincent(Team Gwad)

Randy the Irritator is a native of Naples, Peru and has a respected wrestling background. Randy beat out one of his camp mates Randy Prime Time for his spot in this LOM season. Although it was in a losing effort, Phoqus Fight Club owner Master Tessin felt he was the better of the two Rocking Randy's. The Irritator has an obsession with purple nurples and an occasional Oil check hence the name The Irritator. Randy has already had a rep at the Team Alfred Training sessions of performing the banned classic the TDPW(Triple Decker Pecker Wrecker) which has not gone over well with MOST of his team members.

Von Vincent will look to keep the Canadian theme going at Bantamweight and join his teammate Zane Raven in the Quarter finals. Vincent has a balanced attack and will look to take advantage of his Muay Thai advantage in this matchup. Von like his opponent also fell short in his LOM test fight but did enough to convince his Manager Al Van Dal to give him a shot. Currently training at the Alpha brasil gym located in Rio, "Vigilante" Vincent has a surprisingly increasing grappling skillset which he will need in this fight.

The irritator vs Vigilante a battle of styles for sure. I hope Vincents Defense is up to par as I would hate to see him get unwillingly oil checked by Randy! there is nothing more irritating than getting finger blasted by your opposition.

Super heavyweights

Mixed Martial Arts Fighter - Jimmy Clubber

Mixed Martial Arts Fighter - Mauler Darkangelo The Fifth

Jimmy Clubber(Team Alfed) vs Mauler Darkangelo the Fifth(Team Gwad)

Jimmy "Lang Li" Clubber of Blackwell, USA looks to be a well-versed Striker primarily of the Muay Thai variety. Clubber is a member of the gym Roosters coop headed by WJ Rooster himself. Clubber looks to have all the fundamentals to be a force in this competition as shown in his QFC debut where he flattened Mykel Johnson with a one punch KO in just 50 seconds. Jimmy is also known to have a chin of iron, which add that with his one punch KO power "Lang Li' is a scary matchup for anyone.

Mauler "Freedom Fighter" Darkangelo the Fifth is a fellow yank hailing from Atlantic City. Darkangelo has a pretty balanced game but will rely on his Remarkable boxing for the most part. After a victory in his LOM tryout, Mauler made LOM history being a part of the first fighter trade in the Tournaments history. This may be a spark for his Manager Action Jackson though who now looks to use this as motivation for the destruction of Team Alfred. Mauler has been training at Fist of Fury Training Center to start his career and with a chip on his shoulder he will now look to be the first member of Team Gwad to move on to the Quarter Finals.

This one should be fun boxing vs Muay Thai. Clubber does look to fit the bill as a Super Heavyweight, but we got to give Mauler a slight edge for his Managerial team.

Mixed Martial Arts Fighter - Apollo Creed

Mixed Martial Arts Fighter - Schendon Braub

Apollo Creed(Team Alfred) vs Schendon Braub(Team Gwad)

Apollo Creed of St. Jospeh, Missouri, USA will be making his Pro debut in MMA tonight as he represents Team Alfred. With a balanced skill set, Creed looks to have a decent Muay Thai game with decent wrestling skills as well. One of the newest members of the Rivers Edge gym, Apollo will come into this fight with the element of surprise in his corner. One would think Apollo was a boxer, but Coach Joe River has dedicated his time to making young apollo a threat in all aspects of the sport.

Schendon Braub was a late replacement for Team Gwad . Alex K mentioned he had this talented youngster in his gym A Bunch of Gays, Gwad was impressed by his Gayness very much so. Braub is a Wrestling standout from a, Afghanistan yes, I said a, Afghanistan, its down the road from b, Afghanistan if you must know. Although wrestling is his base he looks to be advancing in the standup game as well. Braub has one pro fight under his belt, although not much was revealed in his gameplan winning a glorified exhibition bout by Majority Decision.

This fight has quite a back story in terms of the managers involved, Alex K is Braubs manager and was the Team Coach in the Inaugural League of Madness. Alex selected Ralph McGuire in LOM1 who was a pupil of Joe River, who now represents Apollo Creed. If your familiar with McGuire, he was the glimmer of light for Team Alex K as he made it to the finals of LOM 1 losing to the winner Mohamed Khan in a barn burner of a fight. Now the two managers are set to face off for one of the final spots in LOM3's quarter finals.

we are now just 5 hours away from week 7, the final week of the opening round of LOM 3 . Its time to see if Team Gwad can scrape together some wins and make this Tournament a memorable one.

I am your host Douche T Mcbaggins and let the MADNESS begin AGAIN!

KingofConsent · February 11, 2023

pretty sure its about to be 6-12

The1rstSaint · February 12, 2023

Results for Week 7

Bantamweights

Danylo Belenuik(Team Gwad) def Android Mini(Team Alfred) Round 1 1:19 Submission(Triangle)

Randy The Irritator(Team Alfred) def Von Vincent(Team Gwad) Round 2 2:59 Submission(Guillotine)

Super Heavyweights

Mauler Darkangelo The Fifth (Team Gwad) def Jimmy Clubber(Team Alfred) Round 1 4:21 TKO(Cuts)

Apollo Creed (Team Alfred) def Schendon Braub(Team Gwad) Round 1 3:10 KO(Superman Punch)

The1rstSaint · February 12, 2023

Quarter Finals Fight Selection Announcement.

The fight selections for the Quarter Finals will determine the official Tournament bracket going further. Picks will be made by quickest performance. Simply put I will post a list of the quickest times #1 on each W/C will make the first pick(Will Start with the midgets). This is where the tournament makes a turn from the Team aspect of it so the picker can select anyone, they choose that is below them on the list. For instance, if the #1 on the list decides to choose #2 on the list they can do so. This will mean #2 will be ripped from there option to make a pick as they have already been matched. Leading to the next fighter/manager on the list to make the second pick.

Finally, The Fight pick selections will also serve as the final bracket for the rest o the tournament. #1 pick will get #1 seeding, there opponent will get the #8 seed. #2 pick will be seeded #2 at the other end of the bracket, so on and so forth.

All Quarter finals fights will be book for events on March 4th.

Quickest Times

BW

#1 Phil Sprintin 00:42

#2 Michael Doigeland 00:43

#3 Danylo Belenuik 01:19

#4 Zane Raven 01:39

#5 Jesse-James Hopson 02:18

#6 Gaston Juncker 04:47

#7 Parmesan Cheese 07:32

#8 Randy The Irritator 07:59

SHW