The1rstSaint Posted January 7 Author Report Share Posted January 7 30 minutes ago, Fireballer34 said: Do you really need to sign up here? Can any manager, even one that didn’t announce participation win the awards if they are signed to MILF? Thats a negative, I just don't have the heart to tell them you don't need to sign up.😃....This is more of a Hype/interest deal with most managers showing that they are interested. To answer the question though no. Everyone who is involved in the leagues will be eligible for the Awards and Free Custom Avatars. IM planning to get out a final explanation to everyone once I have all division participants locked in. (Hopefully next weekend). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The1rstSaint Posted January 9 Author Report Share Posted January 9 I have one last Prospect/Test event coming up this Saturday. Still 7 fight slots open if anyone wants in get at me before it's too late to book on Friday evening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The1rstSaint Posted January 14 Author Report Share Posted January 14 MILF Middleweight League Preview Are Middleweight division here at MILF is the thickest no doubt with 20 entrants to kick the Island Season off. Of course, there is potential to add more in the future but these first 20 will be taken part in the MILF Middleweight League! All Matchups for week 1 have been booked with the most recent are two newest hires being the only fight that is waiting to be signed on both sides. Below is a look at the matchups and a brief bio on the Fighters!!! vs Declan McCoy(3-0-0) Akimbo Slice(2-0-0 Are first two participants have a solid start to their Island campaign and will be rewarded with the Main Event title for are first League event simply known as MILF 1. Declan calls Crumlin, Ireland his hometown and looks to have Muay Thai base. Declan is affiliated with Camp Westacott and has a few teammates that we will be hearing about very soon. Though its early it shall be noted McCoy is currently the #3 P4P fighter on the Island. Akimbo Slice hails from The Bronx a small fighting village in the Heart New York. Akimbo will be representing the Los Vegas Fight Team and has an impressive looking balanced attack. One of the younger fighters in the Middleweight League, Slice has a huge opportunity to improve on his already perfect 2-0 record. vs Lawson Serrano (2-0-0) Scott Potter (1-0-0) Landing the Co-Main Event for MILF 1 is two more undefeated warriors! Lawson is a proud Texan with a fierce Wrestling background. Serrano has managed to pick up 1rst round finishes in both of his previous fights, one by TKO and one Armbar Submission. Managed by Matheus Silveira, Serrano is his only fighter on the Fighter this season and he expects big things from this you Grappler. He will meet London native, Scott "Poster Boy" Potter who had a phenomenal showing in his MMA Debut winning by way of Spinning backfist KO. Potter represents the Mr. Nobody enterprise and also has a background in Wrestling much like his opponent. Only judging by his debut, he clearly looks to be a defensive wrestler. vs Bacardi Briggs (1-0-0) Henri Saari (1-0-0) Battle #3 is between two Strikers from different sides of the world. Bacardi "Hurricane" Briggs comes from the Island of Jamaica and has a Background in Boxing. Managed by the very Un-Normal Jimmy Normal, Briggs is off two a 1-0 start winning his Debut Exhibition contest at MILF Prospects 1. Nothing of relevance normally comes from these Exhibition fights but we know he has stellar dreadlocks! Fighting out of Turku, Finland Henri Saari is also 1-0 heading into his MILF League debut. He too had an Exhibition start and looks to have a Muay Thai style to counter his Boxing counterpart. Saari is managed by Jerry Laaksonen who has quite a few Island Prospects to keep an eye out for this Season. vs Wu Hu (1-0-0) Danilo Zoric (1-0-0) Matchup #4 will pit BJJ against Muay Thai in a clash of styles. Wu Hu was born in Matsu Taiwan and is nicknamed Wu Hu as well apparently (Thank You online translate). Wu is part of the famed Wang Long clan and is a Purple Belt in Jiu Jitsu. Wu looked great in his debut at MILF Prospects 1 picking up the TKO via Ground Stikes in just under 4 minutes. Danilo Zoric aka "Right Hand from Hell" hails from Belgrade, Serbia and has recorded a violent 27 second KO in his Island QFC debut fight. Zoric is a recent member of John Green 's team of killers, one of two that will be making their MILF debuts this Island season. A Muay Thai artist, Danilo carries his nickname proudly after that electrifying one punch KO debut. vs Osvaldo Leandro (1-0-0) Romeo Alfa (1-0-0) In Matchup #5 Italy faces off with Brazil! Sicilian born Romeo Alfa looks to have a Muay Thai background but has shown his BJJ skills in his QFC debut picking up the win via Armbar submission. Alfa will be representing Coach Steve's group of heathens this Island season. It will be interesting to see more out of Alfa considering his debut only lasted 36 seconds. Leandro also looks to be a Muay Thai practitioner and comes to the Island by way Natal, Brazil. A pupil of fellow Brazilian Rodrigo Ferriera, Osvaldo has been battled tested winning a Unanimous Decision in his QFC debut. Leandro's standup looked on point as he dominated that fight winning 30-25 on the scorecards. vs Chick Hamland (1-0-0) Simon Maynard (1-0-0) Inare 6th Matchup at Middleweight UK will face of with the Channel 4 News team! Chick Hamland fights out of San Deigo where he serves as the towns brain damaged Weather Man! Chick had a rough go one hot San Diego Summer when he lost his left testicle in a diving accident. Chick brings a solid Wrestling background to the MILF Cage as he is one of many Camp Judas entrants this Island Season. Simon Maynard is a native Londoner with a Muay Thai fighting style. He will be starting his MILF league of fresh off an Exhibition victory at MILF Prospects 1. Maynard will have his Manager Henry Bowsher ringside, and they would love nothing more than to spoil the party of Hamland. vs Brennan Calhoun (0-0-0) Jimar Kinkead (0-1-0) In matchup #7 we will see a potential grappling bout as two groundmen do battle. Brennan Calhoun of Toledo, Ohio will be making his Professional debut at MILF 1 and has a background in Wrestling. Brennan is one of several young Island newcomers who will be fighting under the Ragnar Ragnarson banner this MILF season. At just 18 years of age, it is always interesting to see how things pain out for these youngsters. Jimar Kinkead will be looking to put Gouyave, Grenada on the map. Kinkead was on the wrong end of nasty Spinning backfist in his MMA debut but look for Coach Roman Benson to get him back on track. Kinkead is a certified grappler with good Wrestling and a Purple belt in BJJ. vs Francis Brooks (0-1-0) Jan Claude Van Damme (1-1-0 Matchup #8 will be a striker's feast for sure as Brooks meets the one and the only JCVD Francis Brooks fell short in his Exhibition debut at MILF Prospects 1 but its Exhibition so who gives a damn? Brooks calls Los Angeles his home and will be representing the Jason Swanson band of merry Islanders this Season. A Muay Thai based fighter, he really didn't display much in his Exhibition, so we look forward to seeing what he has at MILF 1. Van Damme hails from Plovdiv, Bulgaria and proved in his Debut that an 18-year-old can win against 25-year-olds. Jan Claude however fell victim in his MILF debut at MILF Prospects 2 in a flash Submission loss. Look for Van Damme to be tested once again but he has shown his heart in his debut as he and Manager A. Tenev look to right their wrongs from his last fight. vs Jean Arlin (0-1-0) Jake Walton (0-1-0) Matchup #9 will see two fighters looking for redemption in their second Island Outings. Jean Arlin is yet another young 18-yearold prospect who calls Omaha, Nebraska his home. Arlin fights under the tutelage of Broth3rs member John Wolf and has a background in Muay Thai. Arlin was outclassed in the Clinch in his MILF debut, but it is known that the young man packs a punch, and sometimes it only takes one bomb to end someone's night. Fighting out of Grimsby, England is Jake Walton. Walton has a clear-cut Boxing style but is also versed in the art of Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. A proud member of the Alfred Winterbottom home for young Hairy men, Walton had a tough go on the mat at MILF Prospects 3 loosing via TKO Ground strikes in round 1. vs Han Chee (2-0-0) Adrian Ortiz (0-1-0) Rounding out the Middleweight field is a may be a mismatch in terms of record but surely not in skills. Han "The Island Warrior" Chee is no stranger to Island life hailing from the Island of Vancouver. Chee has now rallied off two straight victories on the Islands QFC circuit as he looks to keep Manager Hollywood Hulk Hogan happy, BROTHER!!! A Muay Thai Fighter, Chee showed he has Heavy Hands in both fights but was taken the Distance in his most recent. A Native of Punta Cana, Dominican Republic, Adrian Ortiz will look to get his first Win after a setback in His QFC debut. Ortiz will be fighting for the Management team down at Sixty Nine incorporated. Fighting at MILF under the management 69 is some Life if you ask me, word is he has some dynamite in his hands as well. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The1rstSaint Posted January 14 Author Report Share Posted January 14 I would like to mention if there are any managers looking for work as a writer do PM me and lets work something out. I could always use a helping hand. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The1rstSaint Posted January 16 Author Report Share Posted January 16 MILF Bantamweight League Are Middleweights may pack a punch but let's give it to are Bantamweights shall we. Little sticks of Dynamite ready to explode, now that's my kind of party! Let's take a quick peak at the 14 prospects who will vie for 135-pound supremacy this season at MILF. The First wave of matchups is all but wrapped just waiting for one last Accept, of course i just booked the bout Yesterday so I wont have to chase down the manager with my handy knife quite yet!!! vs Eduardo Chavez (2-0-0) Vincent Duboulay (1-0-0) First up we have a battle between fierce unbeaten grapplers! Eduardo Chavez of Bogota, Colombia has managed to wrap up two straight Submission victories. His latest being at the MILF Prospects 2 event as he taped his foe with a mere 1 second left on the clock in round 1. Chavez is one of two Island prospects that Manager Michael Lewis has brought to the MILF fold. Opposing him is none other than 1-0 Castries, St. Lucia born Vincent Duboulay. Vincent made a statement in his MILF debut at MILF Prospects 1 ending his fight with a first round-Arm Triangle Submission victory. Duboulay will represent the man the myth and the legend that is Roman Benson this Season. vs Pope Callixtus (1-0-0) Eja Igwe (1-0-0) Two more undefeated's will meet to see whose 0 must go tune in to MILF 2 on Jan. 21rst! Vacitan City will be represented with the young man simply known as Pope. Callistus is a highly touted wrestling force, and he showed as much in his professional debut at MILF Prospects 1. He launched on a slick Guillotine to finish his foe and was quickly embraced by his looney manager Crazy Horse who coincidentally trampled poor referee Big John McSnotty as he blitzed his young pupil's side. Nigerian born Eja Igwe had a terrific QFC debut as well ending it with a vicious Hook to the temple in just 42 seconds. Ijwe a standouy Kickboxer in his country now seeks some success in MMA here at MILF. Eja will have a stern test in this one let's see how his cornerman Izzy Usman has any slick moves up his sleeve for this matchup. vs Giancarlo Zuniga (1-0-0) Blazej Maleszewski (0-0-0) South America meets Europe in are 3rd Bantamweight scraps two ground fighters will have a game of chess. Suriname native Giancarlo Zuniga looked sharp in his pro debut collecting a first round submission via Triangle choke. Zuniga a Brown belt in BJJ under the watchful eye of Efraim Rothschild will have a similar matchup as he duels with another traditional wrestling-based opponent. Blazej Maleszewski will be making his Pro debut at MILF 3 as he meets Zuniga. Blazej calls Katowice, Poland his home, and has a stellar Wrestling pedigree from what i hear. Managed by Marius Wolecki he will need to be very careful on the ground with his Brown Belt counterpart. vs Dakota Simcoe (1-1-0) Money May (1-0-0) Next we got two strikers that will go head-to-head as Muay Thai faces off with a Boxing background, Although Dakota Simcoe looks to be more than just a Boxer he has a pretty balanced attack from the looks of it. Simcoe is from Mississauga, Canada and has a 1-1 record thus far on the Island. A member of the Al Van dal experience, look for him to be in tip top shape come fight night. Money "Aint Shit" May will be making his MILF debut after a nice KO victory on the QFC circuit. Hailing from Detroit, Mr May has a solid Muay Thai style and a hell of a chin. He will be brought to the cage with the very intelligent. Floyd Cant Read come fight night. vs Landin Durham (0-0-0) Ross Morrow (0-0-0) We will see two newcomers making their debuts in are 5th Bantamweight contest. BJJ Brown belt Lando Durham has had quit the Grappling career although nothing is recorded on it, he tells me it's almost Rickson Gracie status. Born in Cheyene, Wyoming this young American will be looking to make a big name for himself at MILF 2. Cornering him will be the Infamous Alfred Winterbottom the man who has caused more suffering than Steven Segal's Movie Directing career. Ross "Bad Batch" Morrow brings a strong wrestling base to the cage although nothing is known from it, we will soon find out. Hailing from jolly ole England in the Liverpool section Morrow loves livers in his pool I reckon? Managed by Davey Allen we will soon see what he has so I won't have to say anymore corny jokes like that Liverpool one I just laid on ya. vs Swinzey Mckinney (0-0-0) Lennox Gilbey (0-1-0) In are 6th matchup we will have a couple boxers looking to take each other's heads off, and I love it! Young Swinzey McKinney of St Paul, USA has a well-known amateur background in boxing. If you do know you do know ive seen the kid he reminds me of one of those deadly kangaroo fuckers from the outback. Swinzey will be representing the Ragnar Ragnarson fight camp that will have a few young up and comers on the MILF roster. Fellow boxer Lennox Gilber of Peckham, England is dubed "The Elusive Sha-Ah-dow" for his Night Stalking I believe. He may be a peeper but don't be a creeper up on this man, he packs a punch. Lennox fell victim in his Pro debut but expect manager Albert Summertop to right his wrongs or not. vs Jorge Baroza (1-0-0) Mike Miami (0-1-0) Rounding out the Bantamweight field will be the two newest acquisitions both of which have striking styles. Jorge Baroza hails from the beautiful country of Peru where he has honed his Kickboxing skills. Jorge had a vicious QFC debut before signing his MILF contract where he ended the contest with a 37 second massacre. The Peruvian will be managed by fellow South American Rodrigo Ferriera who also rubs his feet in the evenings. He will meet Mike "Add" Miami from Hosuton, nah hes from Miami. Mike is 0-1-0 in his MMA career thus far, but he doesn't care one bit. He is just here to keep the message alive MIKE ADD MIAMI....MIKE ADD MIAMI....MIKE ADD MIAMI!!! Thats all for now Ladies and Gentleshits!!! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daudy Posted January 17 Report Share Posted January 17 Well done on the writeups Butch! The Pope may not have had the best hiddens, but he beat up Alfred's cousin with default sliders. I know a talent when I see one! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The1rstSaint Posted January 17 Author Report Share Posted January 17 6 hours ago, Daudy said: Well done on the writeups Butch! The Pope may not have had the best hiddens, but he beat up Alfred's cousin with default sliders. I know a talent when I see one! If anyone can turn chicken shit into chicken cordon bleu it's the Crazy Horse 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The1rstSaint Posted January 17 Author Report Share Posted January 17 First Wave of MILF posters 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The1rstSaint Posted January 18 Author Report Share Posted January 18 MILF Featherweight League Featherweight looks to have a nice mix of Strikers and Grapplers. Grappling seems to rule the Island but I myself as a fan of the Getting Knocked the Fook Out style will be cheering for those underdog strikers if you will. Obviously, the big boys will lean towards the Stand-up fighters more but some of these 145ers have some dynamite in their hands. Then again, I look a good tap or snap show as well. vs Jaylen Stout (3-0-0) Freaky Trevor (1-0-0) Kicking things off in the Main Event for MILF 2 this Weekend we got a showcase of BJJ Brown Belts. Jaylen Stout from Unknown realm an Unknown realm of the United States clearly has had some plastic surgery since the last time I saw him. Stout is another of the Todd Westacott Island pose and has quiet the start to his career logging 3 consecutive Submission victories already. Opposing Stout will be Freaku de Janeiro's own prodigal son Freaky Trevor. Trevor had a solid outing in his recent pro debut winning a hard-fought Decision. Freaky shares the name of his very own sensei Freaky Phantom and will look to make him proud this Island season. vs Drake Danger (1-0-0) Dragon Kingdad (1-0-0) We will turn are attention to a couple of the strikers of the 145-pound class next, as both look to keep winning ways intact. Drake Danger comes from the Island of Jamaica and showed perseverance in his pro debut topping it off with violent finish in round three. Training under the Tosh Lodi combat club, Danger is well versed in MMA but is best known for his Muay Thai skill set. He is also known to have a very good chin which he may need in this opening MILF bout. Yet another Island Boy Dragon Kingdad hails from the isle of the Philippine's. Dragon is from the Rizal Tenten camp and also had himself a Violent Finish in his Pro Debut. His ended in under two minutes with a One Punch KO over a fellow MILF prospect whom we will be hearing about soon. vs Maciej Galecki (1-0-0) Gord Downey (1-1-0) Back to the Grapplers in are next bout, as we will see the Wrestler who meets a well-rounded ground fighter. Maciej Galecki of Warsaw, Poland had a very rough start to his Pro debut looking to get out classed by Decision the youngster managed to sink in a Rear Naked Choke with just 5 seconds remaining to force the tap and take the Win. This had to sit well for his manager. Marius Wolecki who was keeping a watchful eye cage side. Santa Ana native Gord Downey is a known for his Wrestling and Brawling abilities and has managed to go 1-1 thus far in his Island Journey. Downey is one of many Island fighters Tycoon Judas will be bringing to the MILF League. vs Metal Angel (1-0-0) Rodney Derek (1-0-0) France will go head-to-head with their BFF's England in are next Featherweight scrap and this could get ugly, I hope. Hailing from Hell, France which is south Heaven, France I believe we have Metal Angel now 1-0 in the sport. Angel has a unique style with a purple belt in BJJ and a solid Muay Thai background. Another prodigy of Hollywood Hulk Hogan Angel won his debut of with a 2nd round Guillotine choke. Rodney Derek is a member of the Pikey Peckam Pricks militia, also known as the Triple P's a group founded by Albert Summertop the 3rd. Derek is a Muay Thai practitioner with good KO abilities as seen in his pro debut at MILF Prospects 1. vs Morgan Freeman (0-0-0) Jarno Saarinen (0-0-0) Two guys making their pro debut's will collide 4th Featherweight scrap. Jamaica is well represented in this 145-pound class as Kingston native Morgan Freeman Enter's the Fray at MILF. Morgan looks to be a balanced grappling stud with a purple belt in BJJ and superb Wrestling to boot. Morgan will be accompanied by his manager J Quick come fight night. Jarno Saarinen comes to us from Raisio, Finland and is a Brown Belt in the BJJ arts. Saarinen will be cornered by Herra Karva and looks to be the Younger brother of a Light heavyweight that we will hear about later. With nothing known about either of these two it is one fight I for one am looking forward to seeing play out. vs Aiden Murphy (0-0-0) Finley Nielsen (0-1-0) Irish eyes are clashing in are next contest as Dublin will be pitted against Belfast. Aiden Murphy comes in as a virtual unknown in the MMA game, but we do know he loves to roll on and off the mat if you know what I am saying!!! Murphy is a highly touted wrestler coming out of Ireland and would have surely been an Olympic Gold medalist if it weren't for his personal habits. He will have one of the true Tycoon warriors in his corner this weekend in Gut Punch . Finley Nielsen on the other hand will be looking to show every that Dublin is the superior village in Ireland. Well versed in BJJ and Wrestling Finley will also be looking to shake off his previous outing in the QFC circuit. Fighting under the Furious Tyson banner look for Young Nielsen to give his all this weekend. vs Josh Jordan (0-1-0) Malcolm Young (0-1-0) Rounding out the Featherweight field will be two guys looking for redemption, for one it will be sweet for the other it will be sour. Josh "The Jersey Whip" Jordan is looking to put Bergen, New Jersey on the map. Jordan is a Boxer so expect quick and clean punches from him, he also has a good chin and a lil wrestling. Josh trains with the John Daugherty Dojo and will be looking to showcase what he truly has in his skillset this time around. Malcolm Young will be representing Glasgow, Scotland. Young looks to be a versatile fighter with both Muay Thai and Wrestling but judging from his debut he is looking to stand and bang. 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The1rstSaint Posted January 20 Author Report Share Posted January 20 MILF Lightweight League In the final League preview for the week, we have the Lightweights. When I think of Lightweights the names like Khabib, Islam, Poirer, Gaethje, McNuggets all come to mind but those jerks have absolutely nuttin on this batch of MILF Maniacs! We have a field of 14 LW's for now but we still hiring so who knows how this shit show looks at seasons end! vs Adonis Ford (3-0-0) Ernest Durham (2-0-0) The current top two on the Lightweight Foodchain will do battle over the last porkchop! Hailing from the Vodoorrific town of New Orleans, Adonis Ford is off with a bangin 3-0 start. Ford a brown belt in BJJ looks to be a force off his back locking in 3 quick submission victories in the QFC circuits. Yet another fighting out of the Todd Westacott group, Adonis has to be considered a strong favorite thus far. Standing on the other side of the cage is the heavy-handed wrestler who likes to strike in Dublin, Irelands own Ernest Durham. Durham has collected two straight Island victories both of which ended in (T)KO or KO. Coached by the one and only Coach Steve Durham looks to have a style that may give Ford some troubles if he can avoid the clinch at all means. vs Danny Vargas (1-0-0) Drederick Haytum (1-0-0) Anther 0 must go in are 2nd Lightweight scrap as two knock artists will collide! Danny Vargas was born on the mean streets of Essex, England where he to a likin to fighting. Vargas looks to have a Muay Thai base and has shown his KO abilities firsthand in his QFC debut this Island Season. Fighting out of Davey Allen 's School of Hard knocks, Vargas looks to be a bright pupil for the camp. Jamaica me crazy, Drederick Haytum is the third Jamaican to hit the MILF league and could very well be a Finalist judging by his QFC debut. Like his opponent, Drederick is also a Muay Thai artist who stole the show in his debut with a 16 second Superman Punch KO. Haytum will join his teammate Drake Danger representing the Tosh Lodi fight team. vs Suade Loc (1-1-0) Remy Leeuwenhoek (1-0-0) A clash in styles is up next as the Dominican Jiu Jitsu fighter will face the Dutch Striker! Dominican born Suade Loc Went the distance in his debut in a hard-fought Loss. Loc a purple belt in BJJ got the chance to really showcase his skills though at the MILF Prospects 2 event locking in a triangle choke just under two minutes into the fight. Loc is the second member of the Los Vegas Mercenaries unit who looks to do some Island Damage! Amsterdam native Remy Leeuwenhoek has decent Muay Thai and Wrestling background from the looks of it. Leewhenhoek struggled early in his debut allowing himself to be taken down but managed to get back to his feet and seal the deal with a one Punch KO. Dirk Deadly will be cornering his young protege as the duo look to keep their 0 in tact vs Jake From Statefarm (1-0-0) Ryan Montana (1-1-0) We have a certified game of chess up next as two BJJ brown belts will grapple it out more than likely. The Solomon Islands very own State Farm Agent Jake has hit the Island and looks to be a force. Jake picked up a 2nd round submission victory in his Pro debut via Armbar. This young lad will be cornered by Joe Young and the BJJ star will be looking for his 2nd straight inside the cage, Ryan "The Sex Panther" Montana joining the MILF league as a member of not just Team Judas but as a founding father of the Channel 4 news team. Montana a BJJ brown belt has the high honor of submitting the illegitimate son of Kilo Maluga in his last outing. Although, Kukina was clearly already sleeping before the fight even started. vs Justice Washington (1-0-0) Marc Schlager (1-0-0) Back-to-back grappling contests as are 5th matchup is yet another BJJ brown belt ho-down. Justice Washington is fighting out of Detroit, Michigan and as stated is a BJJ brown belt. Washington had his way with his opponent in his pro debut forcing his foe to tap out via Armbar submission. Justice is one of two representees of the Efraim Rothschild camp who will be looking for MILF fame. Vienna, Austria will be spoken for this Island season as BJJ ace Marc Schlager will be waiving there flag proudly. Marc has shown perseverance already as he was down two rounds in his debut fight but kept his composure and found his opening late in the fight winning via armbar submission. Also known to have a fantastic chin Head Coach John Green has high hopes for this young man. vs Eric Frost (0-1-0) Sauli Suolestaja (0-0-0) Muay Thai vs Wrestling in our 6th contest at Lightweight. Hailing from North Vancouver, British Colombia Eric Frost will be looking to Ice his competition with his Wrestling abilities. Frost fell short in his debut, keep in mind though it was an exhibition bout, so it really doesn't count, hell nothing counts until tonight's MILF Season kickoff! Frost and Manager Jason Swanson will be in top form for their League debut rest assure. Sauli Suolestaja of Hamina, Finland looks to have a Muay Thai background with a bit of wrestling and a hint of boxing in his pedigree. Sauli will be making his Pro Debut at MILF 3 tomorrow and we will all see what the young man has in store for us. Tero Saatana will be along cage side with his prospect as they look for a successful debut. vs Bryan Williams (0-1-0) Brunta Nguana (0-1-0) Last but not least someone's 0 must go yet again, this time though it's going to be a) that they both will be happy to part with. Bryan "Bulldog" Williams hails from Sheffield, Engalnd and has a strong Wrestling base. After a forgetful debut at MILF Prospects 2, Williams will now look to properly display his skill set inside e the MILF cage. Bryan will be the sole representative of the Bob Slay Street bangers team. Omaha, Nebraska fighter Brunta Nguana comes in as the LW's youngest competitor. The American born Brunta is also a highly touted wrestler but much like his opponent had a rough start to his Pro career at the MILF Prospects 2 event. Expect the young man to have his difficulties early but don't be surprised if this young John Wolf talent starts to learn a thing or two and become an Island force down the road. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CelticStryder Posted January 20 Report Share Posted January 20 Me name is Declan McCoy and you should remember that name ya! If it seems familiar its because me big brotha Gillechriosd took De Island Season 13 by storm and has gone on to be a 6 time MMAT champion! I've been on a journey, a journey that has taken me from the streets of Crumlin to the Island Season 15. It's been a rough go ya, but here I am, following in me brotha's footsteps, ready to bring the spirit and the confidence of da fighting Irish and the mindset that makes us the best in the business. It's not just about the physicality of the fight; it's about da mentality, the mindset of a champion ya. When I step into that octagon, I don't just see an opponent; I see an opportunity to prove that I am the absolute best at what I do. I don't just talk the talk; I walk the walk, and I do it in style. People ask me, "Conor, how do you stay so confident?" Well, it's simple. I believe in me. I believe in my skills, my training, and the team around me. Confidence is not just a state of mind; it's a lifestyle. And let me tell you, my lifestyle is second to none. But it's not just about the victories; it's about the defeats as well. You can't truly appreciate the sweet taste of success without experiencing the bitterness of failure. I've had setbacks, but each time I've come back stronger, hungrier, and more determined. That's what separates the champions from the rest. Now, I know some people love to hate on the Irish. They say we too brash, too outspoken. But guess what? We didn't get here by being shy and reserved. I got here by being bold, by taking risks, by being unapologetic. And for those who doubt me, I say this: keep doubting, keep hating, because I thrive on it. The more you doubt me, the more I prove you wrong. I just don't give a fook! Madness Island Fight League..... 2024...... the Irish are coming!!!!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireballer34 Posted January 20 Report Share Posted January 20 Tristan Sandoval: Enough of this little men crap! Let’s get to the real main event. The super heavyweights! Everyone knows I’ll kick the crap out of Uche Igwe, whose name sounds like it was put in a blender! Let’s get this party started! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The1rstSaint Posted January 20 Author Report Share Posted January 20 Here we go Mr Madness loves to see some Smacky Talk. Pretty sure i mentioned there would be a potential Smack Talker of the season. Voted on by the MILF managers. Keep em coming! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireballer34 Posted January 20 Report Share Posted January 20 Tristan Sandoval: I petition for a new award. Hottest fighter. This will be an easy win for me since I’m an 11/10. (I will take all of your money Mr. Madness) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The1rstSaint Posted January 20 Author Report Share Posted January 20 MILF Middleweight Point Standings 1. Scott Potter 6 Points 1. Jimar Kinkead 6 Points 1. Francis Brooks 6 Points 1. Jake Walton 6 Points 5. Osvaldo Leandro 5 Points 6. Declan McCoy 4 Points 6. Bacardi Briggs 4 Points 6. Danilo Zoric 4 Points 6. Chick Hamland 4 Points 10. Han Chee 3 Points 11.Akimbo Slice 0 Points 11.Lawson Serrano 0 Points 11.Henri Saari 0 Points 11.Wu Hu 0 Points 11.Romeo Alfa 0 Points 11. Simon Maynard 0 Points 11.Brennan Calhoun 0 Points 11.JCVD 0 Points 11.Jean Arlin 0 Points 11.Adrian Ortiz 0 Points Yet to fight: Brandon Spears, Dimitr Ivanovski, Dudley Dukes, Antti Kokko 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CelticStryder Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 23 hours ago, Fireballer34 said: Tristan Sandoval: Enough of this little men crap! Let’s get to the real main event. The super heavyweights! Everyone knows I’ll kick the crap out of Uche Igwe, whose name sounds like it was put in a blender! Let’s get this party started! Tristan Sandoval: I petition for a new award. Hottest fighter. This will be an easy win for me since I’m an 11/10. Da fook you talkin bout mate? Four of da top five pound for pound currently are 185 pound and under. You have da smallest fighter pool in de entire organization mate! Nobody gives a bollocks bout watching you elephants try to mate for 15 minutes! Imagine comin out here and talkin bout real main events.... You got two fights to your name and both of them you hugged and sat on another man for 15 minutes! Its like your fights are in slow motion. You can see your shot move comin from a mile away mate! Its like your playin fookin pattycake wid each other in there...... like your stuck in quicksand! Real main event? 11 out of 10??? Shoot da fook up! Your hairline is receeding faster your bollocks.... Your fookin bald mate! Just sit down and shoot da fuck up big boy...... the buffet will open shortly!!! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireballer34 Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 59 minutes ago, CelticStryder said: Da fook you talkin bout mate? Four of da top five pound for pound currently are 185 pound and under. You have da smallest fighter pool in de entire organization mate! Nobody gives a bollocks bout watching you elephants try to mate for 15 minutes! Imagine comin out here and talkin bout real main events.... You got two fights to your name and both of them you hugged and sat on another man for 15 minutes! Its like your fights are in slow motion. You can see your shot move comin from a mile away mate! Its like your playin fookin pattycake wid each other in there...... like your stuck in quicksand! Real main event? 11 out of 10??? Shoot da fook up! Your hairline is receeding faster your bollocks.... Your fookin bald mate! Just sit down and shoot da fuck up big boy...... the buffet will open shortly!!! Tristan Sandoval: Are you drunk? Well, of course you are, you’re Irish, but I think that in combination with your IQ of 40 is making you hallucinate. You think YOU are beautiful! You’ll be happy to know that I was a model before my fighting career took off. And look at you! Where is all of your muscle! You’re a “fooking” stick figure! Half of your wins came from the same bum in the QFC! And what do you have against hugs? I think you’re just jealous you don’t get any after your mom died and your dad left, you sad little orphan. I’d say we could split the smack talk award, but the only thing I split is my opponents in half! The only reason my weight division has a small fighter pool is the others are all in the hospital. Sit down! I could curl you for reps you twig! I checked your fighters clothes, and there are fake abs on them. Anything to look better, since your manager is a rich guy. Bet he got his money illegally, probably from trafficking people like you, you immigrant loser! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The1rstSaint Posted January 21 Author Report Share Posted January 21 MILF Bantamweight Point Standings 1. Eduardo Chavez 6 Points 1. Pope Callixtus 6 Points 1. Dakota Simcoe 6 Points 1. Swinzey Mckinney 6 Points 1. Giancarlo Zuniga 6 Points 1. Jorge Baroza 6 Points 7. Landin Durham 5 Points 8. Vincent Duboulay 0 Points 8. Eja Igwe 0 Points 8. Money May 0 Points 8. Ross Morrow 0 Points 8. Lennox Gilbey 0 Points 8. Blazej Maleszewski 0 Points 8. Mike Miami 0 Points Yet to Fight , Jeramiah Pony, Bobo Moi, Kai Zikkrae MILF Featherweight Point Standings 1. Dragon Kingdad 6 Points 2. Maciej Galecki 5 Points 3. Morgan Freeman 4 Points 4. Freaky Trevor 3 Points 4. Rodney Derek 3 Points 4. Finley Nielsen 3 Points 4. Malcolm Young 3 Points 8. Jaylen Stout 0 Points 8. Drake Danger 0 Points 8. Metal Angel 0 Points 8. Jarno Saarinen 0 Points 8. Aiden Murphy 0 Points 8. Josh Jordan 0 Points 8. Gord Downey 0 Points Yet to Fight: Freaky Igor MILF Lightweight Point Standings 1. Danny Vargas 6 Points 1. Remy Leeuwenhoek 6 Points 1. Jake From Statefarm 6 Points 1. Eric Frost 6 Points 5. Ernest Durham 5 Points 5. Justice Washington 5 Points 7. Bryan Williams 3 Points 8. Adonis Ford 0 Points 8. Drederick Haytum 0 Points 8. Suade Loc 0 Points 8. Marc Schlager 0 Points 8. Ryan Montana 0 Points 8. Sauli Suolestaja 0 Points 8. Brunta Nguana 0 Points Yet to Fight: Mike Preston, Alvro Machado, KK Snow, Finley Cowan, Billy Jacobs, Augustus Walls 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The1rstSaint Posted January 22 Author Report Share Posted January 22 MILF Welterweight League We know head into are second week of MILF Action and we will get this shin dig started with the 170 pounders. A good portion of the field has already found their footing in the MMA game notching wins and can still claim their Undefeated status. That shit is about to change though boys a lot of O's must goes! The large Majority of the welterweights bolster the MILF 4 event this Wednesday. Leaving just one fight that was just booked for 2/7. So enough of the chitter chatter let's take a look at the 170-pound MILFers! vs Elix Juarez (2-0-0) Valentino Andolini (1-0-0) We start this Division off with the MILF 4 Main Event as the current top two fighters battle for that #1 spot! Hailing from Yanks, Dominica we have Elix "The Guillotined" Juarez who as bouncing into this with a perfect 2 and 0 record. Elix fights under the management of Johnny The Gunt and has a brown belt in BJJ. Juarez has ended both of his fights with Submission wins but his most recent really showcased his skills with a dominant two rounds in the book, Elix sealed the deal with a late Rear Naked Choke to force the tap in round 3. Valentino Andolini comes to us from Brooklyn, New York where he was brought into the fight game by Manager J Quick . Andolini has a background in Muay Thai and Wrestling respectively but judging from his QFC debut expect him to be trying to keep the fight on the feet. In said debut it took just 23 seconds to finishing his opponent with a One Punch KO. vs Faarooq Rahim (1-0-0) Jardani Jovonovich (1-0-0) Another wrestler vs BJJ matchup next on the list, both looking to keep that precious 0 intact. Faarooq Rahim is a well-known Wrestling phenom in his Home of Kabul, Afghanistan. His talents were on display firsthand in his QFC fight were his gameplan was to get the fight to the ground and bash his opponent senseless and he did just that. Rahim trains under the Majid Ali fight Team who looks to have big hops for the young afghani fighter. Jardani Jovonovich is from Minsk, Belarus where he learned the arts of Judo and BJJ at a young age. Jardani is now two and 0 and his last two fights should be note were against members from his own team. Known as "Baba Yaga" I heard a story that he once killed three men with a pencil, A fuckin PENCIL!!! vs Aden Parker (1-0-0) Jukka Raikkonen (1-0-0) Striker vs Grappler up next as Finland faces off with UK! Aden Parker Hails from Newcastle, United Kingdom and has been training mostly in Muay Thai. Parker's debut was a solid start to his career as he ended the fight via TKO Strikes at 1 minute and 14 seconds in the first. That kind of killer instinct should suit him well in this MILF competition and will surely keep his coach Furious Tyson happy. A native of Espoo, Finland Jukka Raikkonen a well-versed background in BJJ and Wrestling. Jukka was taking to the limit in his Pro debut but showed he has the will to win after dropping the first round he showed his class in rounds2 and 3 in route to a UD. Raikkonen is one of two Sakki Karvonen pupils who he has launched off to the Island this season. vs Nate Robinson (1-0-0) Grayson Velazquez (0-0-0) In are 4th fight at Welterweight two Americans look to upend each other in a battle to the death! Seattle native Nate "Krypto" Robinson is truly a well-versed MMA fighter from the looks of it. Robinson looked very sharp in his debut as he collected his first pro victory with a first round Armbar submission. Nate is a coveted member of the Finn van der Helm Fight Pose. From Miami, Florida we have newcomer Grayson Velazquez who will be making his pro debut this Wednesday. Grayson has a background in Boxing and Wrestling but something tells me we have ourselves a slugger here. Only time will tell as he and Manager Joe Outlier spend the next few days preparing for the big debut. vs Roman Vitali (1-0-0) Justin Russell (1-0-0) Are next fight is giving me huge MR. Clean multiplicity flashbacks and judging by the fact there both wrestlers someone will be used to mop a floor or two. Roman Vitali calls Tbillsi, Georgia his home which is no surprise considering his Wrestling prowess. Roman made quick work of his first opponent as he brutalized him from side control with heavy strikes halting the bought in just 45 seconds. Vitali another star pupil of Todd Westacott looks to prove he is the true Mr Clean. Iowa Wrestler Justin Russell will look to outshine his counterpart as America meets Georgia, this could very well look like an Olympic wrestling match here. Russell had a similar debut in his QFC bout, but we saw him Destroy his prey from the mount position. Russell will have his Coach Coach Steve at cage side shouting nice shit at him, I'm sure. vs Raphael Couture (1-1-0) Warrick Cager (1-0-0) We have some interesting styles clashing in are next 170-pound fights as USA meets Canada! Raphael Couture of Montreal, Quebec will look to bounce back after his most recent defeat to fellow MILF competitor Nate Robinson. Couture is a BJJ Purple belt but is versed in both Muay Thai and wrestling as well. Raphael looks to one of three brothers from the Ice Cold fight alliance who are here on the Island. Warrick Cager Hails from Los Angeles Cali, and looks to be a certified Wrestling with some decent Muay Thai. Cager's debut was an Exhibition against his training partner Eric Frost so not much can be read in his fight style quite yet. This gives him the element of the unknown on him and his manager Jason Swanson's side. vs Deveon Zelda (0-0-0) Jose Joao Antonio Ferriera (0-1-0) A young upstart 18-year-old faces off with a down on his luck 25-year-old looking for a win next. Hailing from Toledo, Ohio Deveon Zelda is fresh off his amateur Wrestling career where he held a perfect 410317-0 record I'm told. He will be making his debut and from my visit at the Cozad Island Gym he looks to be rapidly growing as an MMA artist. Manager Jake Kelley will be cornering his young fighter as they look to give their all in this debut fight. Jose Joao Antonio Ferriera aka JJAF was born in Caraubas, Brazil where he has honed his BJJ skills. Now a Brown Belt under Rodrigo Ferriera Jose will be looking for his first win in the sport. He struggled to get the fight to his world on the mat and paid dearly for it, now time to right those wrongs. vs Tommy Chong Jr (0-1-0) Autio Saari (0-1-0) Two BJJ brown belts collide next as both look to get enjoyment in their first win this Island season. Tommy "Still Smokin" Chong Jr of Bakersfield how suitable will be here to prove to his pops he is more than just a Stoner looking to much of his father's success. Chong Jr was greeted with a murderous KO punch in his debut though as he and his MMA manager Denny Boyd will look to avoid anymore. potential brain damage. Another Finland representee is up next as we will see a highly touted prospect from Turku in Autio Saari. Saari had 3 round war in his MILF debut with Elix Juarez but was forced tape after losing his back and getting caught in a RNC choke. Not a bad start but it was a L, now time for him and manager Jerry Laaksonen to show the true form of this BJJ Brown Belt. We have two recent ads to the Welterweight league in Graeme Morgan and Pekka Kokko and hope to get their fight confirmed very soon. MILF will continue to hire new fighters, and just because there late to the party it doesn't mean they can't still make the Title Tournament finals. It's all about those quick finishes here at Madness Island League Fighting. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The1rstSaint Posted January 24 Author Report Share Posted January 24 MILF Welterweight Point Standings 1. Valentino Andolini 6 Points 1. Aden Parker 6 Points 1. Jardani Jovonovich 6 Points 1. Roman Vitali 6 Points 1. Nate Robinson 6 Points 1. Raphael Couture 6 Points 7. Autio Saari 5 Points 8. Deveon Zelda 3 Points 9. Elix Juarez 0 Points 9. Jukka Raikkonen 0 Points 9. Faarooq Rahim 0 Points 9. Justin Russell 0 Points 9. Grayson Velazquez 0 Points 9. Warrick Cager 0 Points 9. JJ Antonio Ferriera 0 Points 9. Tommy Chong Jr 0 Points Yet to Fight Graeme Morgan, Pekka Kokko, True Religion, Arturo Lowery, Mario Waters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireballer34 Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 Tristan Sandoval: That idiot Igwe had no chance against me! I landed almost all my punches while he got a but ahead of himself and missed over 100 head punches. I notice Declan has been pretty quiet since my fight. Cat got your toungue? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The1rstSaint Posted January 25 Author Report Share Posted January 25 MILF Super Heavyweight League The Big boys may have gotten off before my slack ass could get a preview in but have no fear Mr Madness is here! Everyone loves the Beastly brute strength of those big burley 265+ fighters typically because their fights tend to end early and in brutal fashion. Today We will look at the now 12 strong Super heavyweight Division including two fights that took place on Yesterday's event in review. vs Tristan Sandoval (2-1-0) Uche Igwe (1-1-0) Just to throw a wrench in my sentiments about the Super heavyweights Sandoval vs Igwe indeed went the distance. The fight started as one would think with both fighters engaging with punches in bunches. Sandoval was clearly the more precise striker though while Igwe was looking for a quick KO. Uche landed probably the most significant strike in the bout as he connected with a perfectly timed Right Hand that dropped Tristan just under the minute mark in round 1. Sandoval capitalized on Igwe's failure to finish though and got right back to business ending the round on top. Accuracy was indeed the Key to the Victory as Sandoval mixed his Head and Body punches for a 93% ratio as well mixing in a few Combos. Igwe on the other hand looked very sloppy and will need to step up his game. He had a 5 second KO in his debut but your in the big leagues now Skippy! Sandoval def. Igwe by Unanimous Decision vs Scooter McGraw (1-2-0) Enzo DiMaggio (1-1-0) Are next fight played out just how those 700 Island Natives would have liked as they found themselves on the edge of their seats in joy while the blood flowed. Both DiMaggio and McGraw drew blood from their foe early in the bout as Enzo looked to be the aggressor of the Contest. If we learned anything from these first two fights at Super Heavy it's that Going in there like a Mad man does not always pay off. Enzo managed to only land 2 out of 14 shots as he went head hunting early. He found himself ducking and weaving around the 45 second mark and then managed to duck himself into an Uppercut from Hell which landed him into the nether realm for a bit while McGraw humbly gave him a reach around while he laid unconscious. McGraw def. DiMaggio by KO (Punch) 0.51 Round 1 vs Khamzat Aliyev (2-0-0) Kristopher Marks (1-0-0) "Grappler meets Striker" and "Someone's 0 must go" two very played out lines but I'm running with them anyway. Khamzat "Big G" Aliyev is a star wrestler from Baku, Azerbaijan who has shown his determination through his first two Island fights so far. Alyiev's relentless takedowns and Ground control have been a huge part of his dominance. His most recent victory was at MILF Prospects 2 winning a Unanimous Decision, he will be cornered by Aleksandar Dobrosavljevic. Kristopher Marks of Trinadad City, Trinadad is an Muay Thai Specialist who made is his Island Debut in Violent Fashion. Marks took out his foe with a Nasty Right hand which he followed up with more powerful shots until the ref pulled him away. Kristopher will be followed to cage side by his coach Michael Lewis in what should be an interesting contest. vs Xavierntreal Couture (1-0-0) Stefan Schilt (1-0-0) Two KO artist meet in are 4th battle of the big men, as both will be looking to flatten their next victim. Xavierntreal Couture from Montreal, Quebec, Canada made a successful QFC debut winning via One Punch KO at the 2-minute mark. Couture has trained in both Muay Thai and Wrestling quite a bit in preparation to this Island Season. The second member of the Ice Cold Fight Team alongside his Family member Raphael. Stefan Schilt is your Typical Dutch Striker with a background in Kickboxing fighting out of Amsterdam, Netherlands. Schilt was landing at will in his impressive debut carving up his opponent with Razor sharp strikes, ending the contest in less than two minutes. Fellow Dutchmen Dirk Deadly will accompany his young pupil in his MILF debut. vs Semi Veainu (0-0-0) Domingo Don Dominguez (0-1-0) Boxing vs Muay Thai is up next as both fighters are seeking their first win on the Island. Semi Veainu from the famed Veainu Family looks to follow in his Tongan brethren's footsteps this year on the Island. Semi has yet to fight in the MMA cage but with the Veainu name expect a Studd, he is known to have a background in boxing and Goat tossing. A member of the Alfred Winterbottom he will join one other brother in the MILF org for 2024. Domingo "Triple D" Don Dominguez fights out of Porto, Portugal comes in 0-1 after a disappointing KO loss in his QFC debut. Known to have a Chin made of Granite it looked more like Drywall in his debut as it was shattered in just 27 seconds. Furious Tyson will be in his corner come fight night as the duo look to avoid the same result. vs Zare Loki (1-0-0) Freaky Craig (0-1-0) Are final battle at Super Heavyweight will between are two most recent adds to the division who have started their careers going in opposite directions. Zare Loki of Harare, DR Congo has a strong background in Boxing which he utilized excellently in his QFC debut. Loki was 7/7 on Punches and needed just a minute and 13 seconds to finish the Jelly belly in his debut. Zare comes to us from the Macious Smith fight Team who will represent three MILF competitors. Freaky Craig from the Palestinian State has gotten himself off to a rough start unfortunately. The Muay Thai Practitioner got caught early with a Left Hook that dropped him and looked like a fish out of water on the ground where he found himself tapping out to a Kimura. He is known to have Heavy Hands so expect Coach Freaky Phantom to utilize them more in his next fight. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CelticStryder Posted January 26 Report Share Posted January 26 On 1/21/2024 at 12:07 PM, Fireballer34 said: Tristan Sandoval: Are you drunk? Well, of course you are, you’re Irish, but I think that in combination with your IQ of 40 is making you hallucinate. You think YOU are beautiful! You’ll be happy to know that I was a model before my fighting career took off. And look at you! Where is all of your muscle! You’re a “fooking” stick figure! Half of your wins came from the same bum in the QFC! And what do you have against hugs? I think you’re just jealous you don’t get any after your mom died and your dad left, you sad little orphan. I’d say we could split the smack talk award, but the only thing I split is my opponents in half! The only reason my weight division has a small fighter pool is the others are all in the hospital. Sit down! I could curl you for reps you twig! I checked your fighters clothes, and there are fake abs on them. Anything to look better, since your manager is a rich guy. Bet he got his money illegally, probably from trafficking people like you, you immigrant loser! On 1/24/2024 at 3:13 PM, Fireballer34 said: Tristan Sandoval: That idiot Igwe had no chance against me! I landed almost all my punches while he got a but ahead of himself and missed over 100 head punches. I notice Declan has been pretty quiet since my fight. Cat got your toungue? What da fook are you even goin on bout mate? Fighter clothes? Fake abs? Rich Manager? Traffic people? All dem steroids are cutting off the blood flow to your brain mate? Or is it all dat blood you lost from 10 shots in a tree round fight? Imagine dat..... 10 shots in 15 minutes.... 2 days injury and 7 days cuts! **Laughs hysterically** What da fook mate.... is your face made of paper? Imagine coming out here and talkin all this shite bout 100 missed head shots and "Cat got your tongue" like you are some superstar that went out and shut people up? Nobody gives a fook..... Nobody even knows who da fook you are mate! You arent even in the top twenty pound for pound! You are buried half way down the bleedin card! Your so boring the bleedin owner of the organization didn't even preview your fight because he didn't even notice you were fighting! Nobody gives a fook who you are mate! You wanna talk all this shite about your opponent missing 100 head shots like dats what da fans want to see. You hit dat man 114 times and never had him in an ounce of trouble once..... Imagine dat! 114 you hit him and not even a scratch! Were you playing patty cake with dat man or just trying to give him a little tickle? He hit you 10 times and you bled more than a virgin the first time she has a go ya? You wanna split the smack talk award because all you do is talk! When Declan talks I backs it up! 100% finish rate..... all by KO! three of four in the first round! 100 fight rating! Fight of the Night in me MILF debut! Main Event headliner! When Declan McCoy gets in that cage you can rest assured the fans are gonna get a show ya? Split the smack talk award??? **Laughs hysterically** The only thing you be splittin is boring lame ass decision mate! Go take another steroid and shut da fook up! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The1rstSaint Posted January 26 Author Report Share Posted January 26 MILF Light Heavyweight League 205 has to be considered the most devastatingly entertaining division in MMA in my not so humble opinion. A combination of power, agility, and speed you have to be in tip top shape if you expect to do anything in this division, if not your as will get slept plain and simple. This Island Season expect no difference, we got 18 Light Heavyweights currently signed, booked and ready for war. Time to pull out the guns and let the Anarchy begin! vs Jayden Marsh (2-0-0) Erik Bjornsson (1-0-0) We get 205 started with a matchup that could very well be a rematch down the road with a nice shiny belt on the line though next time. Liverpool slugger Jayden Marsh has racked up a quick 2-0 record both wins coming by way of Knock Out. Marsh comes into the competition with a background in Muay Thai his last fight lasted all of just 18 seconds. Yet another member of the Todd Westacott Island group, Marsh looks to keep his destructive momentum going tomorrow. Roughneck Biker on the outside, gritty warrior on the inside, Erik Bjornsson of Stockholm, Sweden is 100% violence. Bjornsson took his time in his professional debut waiting for that perfect shot and it came at the halfway point of round 1 and it came in the form of a hellacious Uppercut. Erik will be representing one of two Islanders from the Akira Shigeru brigade. vs Crazy Horse (1-1-0) Morris Begley (1-0-0) Two more strikers go head-to-head in the second bout at 205 both of which hail from the Mad country of the USA. Brooklyn native, Crazy Horse got his career off to an upsetting start finding himself in trouble early and forced to tape to a Kimura lock. Horse rebounding nicely at the MILF prospects 2 event with a late first round TKO victory, as there was just 4 seconds left on the clock. Crazy is one of Ispa Murhapuro 's wild and crazy kids to join the MILF league this season. Morris Begley has a solid mix of Boxing and Wrestling he uses, and his debut couldn't have gone any better. After and early takedown he worked his way back to his feet with ease and unloaded a devastating counter overhand right to end his debut QFC fight in style. Morris will be Grant Brophy 's representee in the 205 MILF league. vs Emile Kasumu (1-1-0) Mario Isaksson (0-0-0) American boxer/grappler clashes with Swedish BJJ in this next bout. Fighting out of Virginia Beach, VA Emile Kasumu has an interesting background in striking and grappling. Primarily a boxing style Kasumu pulled off an impressive Armbar in his QFC debut. Emile also is known to have Knock Outpower so expect him and head coach Da Jumba to utilize that asset in this bout. Meanwhile are second Swede Mario Isaksson hails from Malmo and is a deadly Brown blet in BJJ. Isaksson will be making his Professional debut on Sunday's MILF 6 event. Mario trains under Shape Shifter who is well known for his Submission fighters, and at 205 he could be a Darkhorse in this division. vs Rock Steady (1-1-0) Derek Rodney (1-0-0) Two good wrestlers face off in are next fight, only one looks to be using his to avoid the ground game. Detroit fighter Rock Steady looked excellent in his QFC debut injuring his foe then showing no regards as his killer instinct kicked in for the finish, MILF loves these types. However, Rock struggled in his MILF debut as couldn't keep his opponent on the mat unfortunately. Steady has shown he is versatile though which if he and coach Stinky Leg can find that winning formula, he could stir up all kinds of problems for the rest of the field. Derek Rodney not to be confused with stable mate Rodney Derek is another one of the Peckham boys to invade the Island. Derek mixed his punches effectively in his debut fight on the QFC circuit, finishing the bout with a nasty right hand-uppercut combo. We got an exciting matchup for he and Manager Albert Summertop here as the fighters are very similar but very different if you will. vs Metyl Handz (1-0-0) Orville Dudpops (0-0-0) Two 18-year-old projects lock up for the 5th matchup at 205 and they look to be carbon cut outs of one another. Metyl Handz shut down his opponents' Takedown attempts for the most part in his debit at MILF prospects 3. The Toledo, Ohio native has an amateur background in boxing but is rapidly learning the rest of the traits involved in MMA. Metyl trains under Jake Kelley as they look to keep their winning ways going tomorrow night at MILF 5. He meets a fellow young'n out of Omaha, Nebraska with virtually the same skill set from the looks of it in the name of Orville Dudpops. Orville will be making his debut in this bout though, so nothing is sure about his style to be honest. Fighting out of the John Wolf he will meet his Br3thers ally in this showdown. vs Gabriel Mil (0-0-0) Jorma Saarinen (0-0-0) Debuts coming from both sides of the cages in this next fight, as Wrestler meets Muay Thai practitioner. Gabriel "$$$" Mil from the Bronx is a well-trained Wrestler. Covered from in tattoos from head to toe, Gabriel has the intimidation factor on lock now time to see what he can do in the cage. Representing Jersey Inc. expect "$$$" man to cash some checks and break some necks. We pay big bucks here at MILF. Jorma Saarinen calls Turku, Finland home where he has honed his Kick boxing skills. Jorma is over the 7-foot mark which should be helpful with keeping the distance I would assume. Herra Karva will follow his giant of a Light Heavyweight to the cage on fight night as we will see what his fighting style is all about real soon. vs Tug Violet (1-0-0) Deon Woods (1-0-0) More Strikers hit the MILF cage in are next bout both looking to stick to their winning ways. Tug Violet splits his time as the Lead Anchorman of the Channel 4 news team and MMA he also plays a mean jazz flute. Tugs debut was a ridiculous exhibition bout with his News team member and can't be taken seriously in no way. Tug does have a Muay Thai background and is none for his determination though as he looks to represent the Team Judas Group. Tampa, Florida brawler Deaon Woods on the other hand had a dominant pro debut finishing his fight with a crowd popping Spinning backfist KO. Woods has a Boxing base with good wrestling as well with his key attribute being his lethal fists. Another one of the Summertop coalition he will be looking to send the Channel news anchorman on an extended vacation at the local Island Hospital where I hear they do some Shaddy shit evolving the sailing of body parts. vs Pascal Popper (0-1-0) Zaid Owens (0-1-0) We stick to the Strikers (Possibly) in are next bout with two guys looking for their first win. Austian born Pascal Popper has a Wrestling base but is also versed in boxing. Another fighter whose debut was notably a 1 round exhibition, word on the street is popper packs a hell of a punch. Pascal will be heading to the cage alongside the squalliest of men in Squirrely Dan who has two MILF entrants this Island season. We have another 18-year-old up next by the name of Zaid Ownes and he also hails from the city of Toledo in Ohio of the United States. Primarily a boxer, in Ownes debut fight he seemed to want to take the fight to the ground a bit so we could very well see more of that gameplan. He will be representing Team Ragnar Ragnarson on fight night. vs Mitka Boycheck (0-1-0) Mr Pancit (0-1-0) Rounding out the field of 18 we have two guys coming off losses in their MMA debuts and are eager to get that big W! Mitka Boycheck is a Russian Boxer who found himself in slugfest in his debut at MILF Prospects 2. It wasn't the result he wanted but as they say what don't kill you only makes you Stranger. Mitka and his brother will be training under the experienced eye of Mit Dm this Island Season. Mr Pancit is a BJJ brown belt from Malmo, Sweden just like his training partner Mario. Pancit fell short in his pro debut which was coincidentally against the other Boycheck brother who submitted him with just two seconds left in the bout. A fight he was clearly winning to total heart break, but he showed he is legit expect coach Shape Shifter to shift game plan slightly. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The1rstSaint Posted January 26 Author Report Share Posted January 26 1 hour ago, CelticStryder said: Your so boring the bleedin owner of the organization didn't even preview your fight because he didn't even notice you were fighting! Love your style first off......but If I may say, we here at the MILF Headquarters love all of the Fighters almost as much as are MILFs! Carry on now, back to the smack talking!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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