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Kurt Cobain vs. Michael Aalto: Hey there fighters; welcome to the latest rendition of our title fight interview series here at Sucker Punch! My name is Destin, and I’m your host. Tonight at SPPS 22. Tonight, we bring you a title fight that’s special to my heart - 145 lb contenders Kurt Cobain (6-1), and Michael Aalto (4-0)! This one is extra special to me, because my very own fighter Destin Craven will be fighting the winner of this one for the belt. My own excitement aside - please welcome Kurt and Michael to this press conference! *Applause from the crowd* Destin: Hello gentleman; thanks for showing up tonight! Congrats to both of you for being deemed worthy of the chance to be named champion! How do you guys feel about the opportunity to be our first ever 145 belt holder? Aalto: Destin, I’ve got to say I was a bit surprised that this opportunity came so early in my career. But it's definitely nice to fight for a title. Cobain: For me, It's been a long time coming man. I love being here at Sucker Punch, and I'm so thankful that my manager Mr. Wittig convinced me to sign with the org. Now, it's time to prove they are good at finding talent and show the world what's up. Destin: Sounds like you guys know what this fight means for the org. Michael, you come into this fight with an undefeated 4-0 record. Kurt, you hold an arguably more impressive 6-1. What makes you guys think you’ll be able to beat your opponent tonight? Cobain: Yes, he’s 4-0, undefeated in MMA. but he has lost two fights in TWGC. All that means is, he can be beat. But since joining the MMA world, he's been impressive. Can't argue that. But he's never been up against a striker like me before. You’re gonna wear that first loss like a badge of honor Michael. He'll be my lucky number seven. Aalto: This guy is awfully good at talking. I'm confident in my skills. Cobain has more MMA experience than me, but he doesn't have my BJJ credentials. Destin: I can tell you guys have some respect for each other's skillset. Speaking of credentials - Kurt, all 6 of your victories have come from KO, and Michael, all of your 3 finishes have been by submission. Are you guys going to mix it up tonight, or simply keep doing what you’re doing? Aalto: We'll see where the fight goes Destin. You could look at it as the classic striker vs. grappler match-up. I've been working hard to improve my striking game, so I'm not too worried about Kurt’s hands. Cobain: You know, normally I wouldn't give information like this away. Strategies are secret until they are put into play in the cage. However, I have no intention of getting down on that filthy mat with him and man hugging. There's going to be all kinds of blood, sweat, and piss on that matt by the time our fight rolls around. No, I think I'll just make him KO #7 and welcome him into the MMA properly. Destin: Wow Kurt, you’re oozing confidence! I guess I don’t have to ask you how this one will end Cobain: *chuckling to himself* Donkey is the expert here, you should ask him. Man, you know how it's gonna end. 1st round KO. Aalto: Bullshit. I'll catch this guy napping, and then feel him tapping. Destin: I’m sure Donkey will love to hear that! You’ve got to watch out for Michael’s submission game though, or you might indeed be tapping. Well guys we’re almost out of time. Anything else before we go? Cobain: Look, Mike, tese things happen.. I know you're excited to see me in the cage and probably have a man crush on me. I'm used to it. But yeah, I've got something to say. Donkey, you know who to pick. Hare, thanks for giving me the shot at the belt, I look forward to keeping the hardware nice and shiny for you. And Mike, I hope you have a good insurance policy. You’ll need it after our fight. Aalto: Respect all around buddy. Love your music by the way. Destin: Alright guys, that’ll do it! Thanks again for showing up and good luck to both of you in your fight!

Oh, ffs lol

Except he ran away and hasn't done shit for 4 months. Looks like a snoozer of a story

Akoni Gray - Hiddens Report. Intelligence: 112/150. Heart: 130/150. Chin: 144/150. Injury Proneness: 31/150. Self Confidence: 32/150. Cuts: 45/150. Fast Learner: 149/150. Natural KO: 124/150. Average: 95.9/150. Rank: 36,941 out of 200,502 (top 18%) Experience: 147/150. Potential: 115/123. (Min 96). Age Drop Off: 32 years. Days of Cuts: 123 (Rank: 984) Days of Injuries: 178 (Rank: 5,888)

Looks like age is finally catching up my man lmao...Great writeup as always...keep it up!

The MADNESS must continue! Ladies and gents the League of Madness tournament is back as we look to bring in a new batch of prospects to the Mansion of Madness. This year there is a new format to the teams but the fight format will stay in tact. There will be a open community discussion on some of the Details but for the most part it will be the same. 1. Teams 8 Teams (if there is enough signups) 4 fighters per team- 2 LW's/2 WW's Confirmed Coaches. Ibrahim Camara former #1 manager and Returning coach from Season 1 and self proclaimed best manager ever Billy Arseworth former #1 manager Randall McSweeny former top 5 manager and owner of PFC J. W. Hardman currently ranked 38the and owner of HFC Action Jackson former #1 manager Clubber Winger former top 25 rank Marky Mark former #1 manager Hei Long King 2019 new manager of the Year and current top 20 2. Weight Classes 155 and 170 Creation requirements Fighters at 155 must not weigh below 155 at creation. Fighters at 170 must not weigh below 170 at creation. all fighters must be 18 year old creations. 3. Fighters Lightweights(155 min) 1 Manager Joe River = Patrick Mahomes (Team Camara) 2 Manager Aydan The Wandering Spirit = Jimmy Damnation (Team Clubber) 3 Manager Optimal MMA Picks = Matija Maestro (Team King) 4 Manager Master Tessin = Captain Tessin (Team Marky) 5 Manager Andrew Short = Darius Jackson (Team Action) 6 Manager G Wad = Johnny Billabong (Team King) 7 Manager Kwest .= Ron Killings (Team Hardman) replaced by Master Leader = Etimoni Founuku 8 Manager Jason "JBOMB" Smith = Jim Reefer (Team Billy) 9 Manager Shaun Skaggs = Thiago Filho (Team Hardman) 10 Manager Don Xyel = Fili Disson (Team Action) 11 Manager Pika Choo = Delightful Panda (Team Camara) 12 Manager Blake White = Subo Takens (Team McSweeney) 13 Manager Benjamin Halle = Truly Dangerous (Team McSweeney) 14 Manager Beau Banks = Pierre Emerick Aubeaumeyang (Team Billy) 15 Manager Darren Russell = Frankie DeLuna (Team Clubber) 16 Manager Bjorn O'Donnel = All American (Team Marky) Welterweights (170 min) 1 Manager Doctor John Zoidberg = Coronnie James Dio (Team McSweeney) 2 Manager Scottie 2 Hottie = David Eagle (Team Clubber) 3 Manager Rory Daly = Mitch McLaurin (Team Camara) Replaced by Raichu Kong = Big Daddy 4 Manager Money Mayweather = Cheeto Bean (Team King) 5 Manager Johnny Lee = Julius Lew (Team Hardman) 6 Manager Loocus Kramer = Derk Voorheis (Team King) 7 Manager Bloody Gutz = Justin Forfun (Team Action) 8 Manager P J Jones = Agansing Rai (Team Clubber) 9 Manager W J "The Rooster" Rivers = Terry Silver (Team Action) 10 Manager Jorma Oltsu = Mike Nara (Team Marky) 11 Manager Bear Stevenson = Madness Fighter (Team Camara) 12 Manager Milo Paris = Javier Tapia (Team Billy) 13 Manager Robert Smith = TJ Romero (Team McSweeney) 14 Manager Paul Dengel = Braydon Harms (Team Marky) 15 Manager Chris Karter = Troy Nguyen (Team Billy) 16 Manager Igor Peixoto = Diego Armando (Team Hardman) Coach Bracket Middleweight (185 min) 1 Manager Ibrahim Camara = Baby Yoda (Team Camara) replaced by Alfred Winterbottom II as Coach Fighter Replacement Manager Don Xyel = Thorin Oakenshield 2 Manager J. W. Hardman = Dillon Hardman (Team Hardman) 3 Manager Billy Arseworth = Free Waterfall Jr (Team Billy) 4 Manager Clubber Winger = Hahn Rodolfo (Team Clubber) 5 Manager Action Jackson = Vinicius Kicklighter (Team Action) 6 Manager Randall McSweeney = Matthew Dean (Team McSweeney) 7 Manager Hei Long King = Octavio Dos Anjos (Team King) 8 Manager Marky Mark = Hendrix Cabrera (Team Marky) 4. Creation Date will be the day 370K hits 5. Fighter Lock In Jan. 2ND (fighters will be giving an additional 6 weeks of Training time so 8 weeks in all) 6. First Event Fights Feb. 13th Fight Pick Order 1rst pick Team Hardman 2nd pick Team McSweeney 3rd pick Team Clubber 4th pick Team Marky EVENT SCHEDULE Feb 13th Lightweights Thiago Filho(Team Hardman) vs Darius Jackson(Team Action) Subo Takens(Team McSweeney) vs Delightful Panda(Team Camara) Jimmy Damnation(Team Clubber) vs Jim Reefer(Team Billy) All American(Team Marky) vs Matija Maestro(Team King) Feb 20th Welterweights Derk Voorheis (Team King) vs Braydon Harms(Team Marky) Agansing Rai (Team Clubber) vs TJ Romero(Team McSweeney) Big Daddy(Team Camara) vs Troy Nguyen (Team Billy) Diego Armando (Team Hardman) vs Terry Silver (Team Action) Feb 27th Lightweights March 6th Welterweights Quarter Finals April 3rd Semi Finals TBA Finals TBA Coach Division(185) Will begin with the Quarter Finals of the LOM WW'S And LW'S 8. Prizes and awards Winners of each Weight class (155 & 170 & 185) will be awarded the new Madness MMA championship title. As well as a nice cash prize 1 mil per winner Separate Awards "Fight of the Season" 250K each "Fastest KO" 250K "Fastest Submission" 250K Sponsors = Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing and H A

CEC 700.5 Good friends and ugly neighbors, welcome along to another Elite preview, brought to you by the good people at Arcticus University: London. Arcticus University, so you can put more back into your teams. Claymore Elite Combat takes a break from London this November 14th and heads to lovely St Petersburgh for CEC 700.5. One of the most culturally important and beautiful cities in the world, St Petersburgh has seen its share of battles, but none like tonight. Not one, not two, but three title fights! We have another CEC Hall of Famer in attendance this week, local legend Sergey "loh" Beznisko, who we saw joking with fellow Russian, Boris Orlov, earlier this evening. CEC TOP 3 135 lbs Gunnar Tuft (13-3) v Seamus MacNamara (23-4-1) The Bantamweight title is in new hands as new champion, Gunnar "Outlaw" Tuft heads to the Ice Box to defend his title for the first time. It was a thrilling title win for the man from Oslo and the first in his MMA career. He’s now the top ranked P4P fighter in the organization and all will be gunning for him. Get it? Gunning? Gunnar? Ehem. His opponent is a familiar one, it’s former champ and CEC 697 opponent, "The Gypsy Prince" Seamus MacNamara. Their first fight was as good as everyone expected. MacNamara tried to keep things at arms length so he could use his amazing boxing skills to keep Tuft at-bay, and it was a flawless game plan for the first three rounds. Whether it was concern over his cut or fatigue, MacNamara threw a lazy shot early in the fourth and Tuft took full advantage, countering with a heavy kick to the head that signaled the end of the bout. There is lots of respect between the two fighters, but no love loss in the ring. Will this live up to the first fight? Is Tuft the real-deal? 155 lbs DeMario Valdez (20-12-1) v Harvey Stallion (17-6) You can’t get "El Castigador De Juárez" DeMario Valdez off the ceiling. The 29 year old from Juarez won the CEC lightweight title at CEC 696 with an incredibly tough unanimous decision over Pascal Henry. Unlike his win at New Era, Valdez didn’t have to fight to keep it off the ground, and chose instead to stay standing and box it out. It was a gutsy decision, all the more impressive after he was cut early in the first round and had to defend against that for the next nineteen minutes. His first title defense will be against Harvey "Horse Meat" Stallion, a newcomer to CEC who instantly became the number on contender after winning the Limitless lightweight belt in his last match with the company. Rumors are that he brought the belt with him from London where he has been seen showing it off in the locker room. The BJJ black belt has won his last three fights and looks to continue riding the horse at CEC 700.5. 205 lbs Harold Nicolas (33-16) v Ibrahim Camara (12-3-1) The 205 lb title is on the line at the Ice Box as the numbers one and two ranked in the division battle to see who comes away with the belt. Former model and current Synch hall of famer, Harold Nicolas earned his half of the title fight with two straight wins. The first was a second round TKO of former #1 ranked Fedor Shabanov and then a much more brutal TKO of James McGuire three weeks later. Nicolas cut McGuire with the first punch at CEC 697 and continued working on it throughout the fight, opening it so badly that the fight had to be called. Ibrahim "Dishonest as Fuck" Camara is on a three fight winning streak and he earned the title shot the hard way; a nail-biting unanimous decision against Solomon Kahn at CEC 696. Camara had the fight under control through the first two rounds and endured a ferocious onslaught in the third using great striking defense to pull it out. It’s going to be a great stand-em-up, knock-em-down title fight. Undercard 265 lbs Gyukosho Fujimoto (28-13) v Like Boss (18-12) Numbers one and three ranked in the 265 division sees Gyukosho "Fujizilla" Fujimoto take on Like "A" Boss. Fujimoto, the former #2 ranked in the world, made short work of his opponent at CEC 698.5, sending Leagatius to the mat with a brutal right hand. In the process, he put an end to that ugly three fight losing streak and showed the others in his division that he’s a force to be reckoned with. Boss earned his bonus cheque with a hard-fought three round unanimous decision against Jerome Steel. Boss impressed the judges enough to win, using a solid ground game that kept Steel on his toes. It’s that type of offensive combination that he’ll need to bring to keep Fujimoto from knocking his block off. 27 of Fujimoto’s 28 wins have been by way of knockout, 83% of Boss’s losses have ended the same way. Not a good recipe. 205 lbs James McGuire (20-15) v Yacob Nilsen (21-15) James McGuire set himself back a bit at CEC 697, suffering a severe cut at the hands of Harold Nicolas which required the better part of two weeks to heal. That’s two weeks of recuperation, two weeks away from the gym, two weeks of sitting at home playing it over in his mind. McGuire shrugged off the concern, but insiders doubt whether the eye will ever completely heal. The knockout specialist may have to adjust his aggressive gameplan accordingly, not something that any fighter is comfortable with as he heads into the light heavyweight fight against Yacob Nilsen. The Swede had his own setback at CEC 697, a fight he had completely in hand before missing with a ground-n-pound and submitted to a triangle. The momentary lapse of concentration cost him an easy win and raised some eyebrows, with pundits wondering if the 34 year-old’s best days are firmly behind him. We doubt it and he’ll have a chance to prove it on November 14th. 145 lbs Tim Anton (1-1) v Boris Orlov (20-11-1) Tim Anton stepped away from TWGC, where he spent all of 2020, and returns to the MMA cage for the first time in over a year. The 33 year old Belgian had moderate success in the grapping world, accumulating a 7-5 record and earning a title shot. His manager, Slobo Dragovic, has little worries that Anton’s skills won’t translate to CEC, but his opponent, "The Boyar Bully" Boris Orlov disagrees. The #6th ranked 145 pounder has slid down the rankings over the past month, losing back-to-back fights and four of his last five. His last fight, CEC 697 against Shi Fu Tu, went the distance and Orlov landed on the wrong side of the decision as he just couldn’t get through Fu Tu’s defenses late. He’s also developed a cut problem lately and he’s hoping his corner has it solved before this bout in his home country. 155 lbs Eric Draven (21-10-2) v Gianni Castellana (7-4) Two fighters sitting in the middle ranks of the lightweight division, Eric Draven takes on CEC newcomer, Gianni Castellana. Draven’s debut at CEC 697 went about as-expected, a three-round unanimous decision win over Samuel Cooke. Although Draven would have preferred ending the match in style, he’s happy to get back to winning after a long time away from the MMA cage. It was a good opportunity to get his feet back underneath him and work on the new gameplan he and his manager are hoping to expand on November 14th. Standing on the other side of the ring, CEC rookie Gianni Castellana and his long-time manager, Mike Hunt, appear vastly overwhelmed in terms of cage experience, but Hunt warns not to overlook his fighter. Castellana is on a modest two-fight win streak and although his last MMA fight was in June, he was happy enough with his JAG experience to take the time off, train, and wait for the bright lights of CEC to call. 205 lbs Buster McDiggle (13-11) v Floyd Maybetter (20-15-1) Two fighters at the bottom of the light heavyweight division start us off. Everyone’s favorite farmer, "The Sioux City Strangler" Buster McDiggle started his CEC career on the right foot, surprising Yacob Nilsen at CEC 697 with a first round submission and earning Sub of the Night in the process. It was a major win for McDiggle who’ll look to jump over his opponent in the rankings with another win. Floyd Maybetter is one of the hottest fighters in MMA, pushing his winning streak to seven after a unanimous decision win at CEC 696. It took a strong final round to sway the judges’ decision, a round he dominated with some great takedowns and ground work. Critics will point to Maybetter’s poor opponent record during his streak, but as his manager told us recently, a win is better than a loss in everyone’s books. One thing to watch out for; McDiggle has been cut in four straight fights, something that can’t be brushed off. 135 lbs Albert Ricci (22-13) v Emeritus Forge (2-8-1) Albert "The All American Italian" Ricci has done a lot in his 40 years. A two-time Primal champion, 20 career wins, card-carrying member of The Guardians. He comes into CEC 700.5 on a two-win fight streak after two impressive first round beatdowns and really wants to put another notch on his belt. This is his swan song, as the New York native announced earlier this week that he will retire after this fight; win, lose, or draw. His final opponent will be Emeritus "The Ghost" Forge, former singer, former Grunge FC member. It wasn’t the greatest of Grunge careers (he lost three of four), but Papa Emeritus believes that this move to CEC against stronger competition will give him the challenge he needs to succeed. He isn’t difficult to plan against at this stage, and we suspect a veteran like Ricci won’t have an issue stuffing the multiple takedown attempts. 170 lbs Troy Hooper (37-22-2) v Vito Scaletta (25-17-1) A welterweight fight between Troy "Super" Hooper and Vito "Gangster" Scaletta is the first fight on the card. Hooper is .500 so far in his CEC career after splitting his first two fights. He opened with a disappointing majority win against cellar dweller Dick Diaz, only to lose a split decision at CEC 697 against Dylan Peterson. Despite the loss, a much stronger and focused Hooper showed up and displayed some great defensive skills against a superior opponent. If he hadn’t let Peterson sweep early in the first round, he would have won the round and been on the other side of the decision, something positive he can take away from the fight. Nothing positive is showing up on Vito Scaletta’s scorecard lately. He is now riding a 7-fight losing streak, easily the worst of his once-great career, after losing a unanimous decision to Heribert Bosch at CEC 697. Scaletta was the much busier fighter, wrestling Bosch to the ground out of the clinch at every opportunity. He just couldn’t sustain any type of offense at any level, something he is going to have to overcome to have any success against Hooper.

Inferno is first, despite not being active currently, interesting if they can keep onto that spot.

Season 3 Current Table Inferno Combat Series = 11 Points (5 Fights) Synchronicity = 10 Points (4 Fight) Pulse Fighting Championship = 7 Points (3 Fight) Global Association of MMA™ = 4 Points (4 Fight) This is after the latest fight mentioned above

sent u 730k, i didnt had enough to cover the fee, sorry

Tribal Combat 1 million $ prize Tournaments Featherweight Division Semi Finals 10/21 Edward Conan def Samak Ruenroeng Kendo Hirigushi def The Reverend Jim Ignatowski Final 11/11 Conan vs Hirigushi Lightweight Division Quarter Finals 10/31 Larson Picker def Akira Harada Gil Jacobson def Beta Knox Herbert Mullin def Sergey Burenkov Emilio Rojas def Jack Daniels Semi Finals 11/21 Picker vs Rojas Jacobson vs Mullin Welterweight Division Quarter Finals 11/07 Samuel Nti vs Marvin Vettori Khaba Dagestanskiy vs Andrew Henry Jr Patriootti Pate vs Renato Laranja Benedicte Swanson vs Manu Ahonen Alternates Fight Jon Horn vs Butch Thighpunch Semi Finals 11/28 ? Vs ? ? Vs ? Middleweight Division Quarter Finals 10/31 John Lawrence def Ricardo Rebenta Mauro Carnera def Paul Sight Billy Cubbedge def Hannu Karpo Ronaldo Gonya def Bagel Boss Semi Finals 11/21 Lawrence vs Camera Cubbedge vs Gonya Light Heavyweight Division Quarter Finals 10/24 CJ Robinson def Jack Number Taylor Corey def Daniel Orndorf Mike Holmes Jr def Don Johns Keijo Maki def Nigel Benn Jr Semi Finals 11/14 Holmes Jr. BYE* Corey Vs Benn Jr.* Both CJ Robinson Keijo Maki dropped out, resulting in Holmes getting a bye and Benn getting a second opportunity. Heavyweight Division Quarter Finals 10/24 Knock Out def Konstantin Stepanov Francisco Babyara def Arild Ringnes Radio Philips def Norman Pearson Inspektor Dee def Arnaldur Hjoervarsson Semi Finals 11/14 Knock Out vs Dee Babyara vs Phillips

Pending paranoid conspiracy theories and fantasies, yes.

Ok sweet, sign me up please.

There are some kids that legit need it but not to the extent that America prescribes it but America has always had that problem being based on a privatized healthcare model... it is all about selling the medicine. Such a fucked up business model when it comes to health but very profitable. You had that lawsuit that was settled about Oxy not too long ago. It isn't a conspiracy, it is literally the model that the American Healthcare system is founded on. As far as Addy is concerned? I am assuming you sold those tablets your brother gave you for $5-10 a pop at one of the Universities. It is very effective at what it does with very limited side effects compared to its counterparts (Cocaine and pure caffeine). This is of course for the college students etc, not kids. Addy over here is quite expensive to buy, usually it is dexamphetamine you get on the street level. It is kind of difficult to get prescribed them. Often it is months of observations with a specialists recommendation. Then again we don't have to pay for our prescriptions so they don't just pass them out like candy. You used the positive reinforcement which often works with kids with ADHD (any psychological journal will tell you that, negative reinforcement is often met with negative consequences which is why teachers have such a difficult time controlling students with it). It actually just works in general even with kids without ADHD and are just a bit of a handful. The blaming the parents is a bit of a catch all though. It is the same way ADHD is a bit of a catch all for any kid that is challenging. Most kids spend a majority of their time with teachers and not their parents. Teachers for the most part have good intentions for kids but they do not have time to deal with those who are challenging. This is the pattern you will see. Kid misbehaves in school quite a bit and the teachers call in the parents. Teachers will say the kid might have ADHD, should go to a doctor and get it checked out. Parents take kid to the doctors and low and behold the doctor will say the kid shows the signs of ADHD and will prescribe them Addy. It isn't lazy parenting, people will take a doctors word as gospel. When most general practitioners are really little more than receptionists for the specialists. You couple that with the fact that Pharma companies spend millions, if not billions on buying these general practitioners and you have yourself a problem... Oxy has shown that.

Love reading your previews and reviews Hare!

the lawsuits are not going well to say the least Donald about to realise politics is not the same as litigating against your unpaid workers or contractors to drag out payment

If I was a human punching bag in my own tournament, I'd probably be busy with work too.

teachers were the ones that recommended/demanded my lil bro get put on adderall cuz he was struggling in school being hyper/goofy. true, he got in a lot less trouble when they gave him adderall and he went to school. how I proved my little bro didn't need adderall was I told him I'd give him a dollar for every pill he gave me instead of taking it, but if he got in trouble at school he doesn't get the dollar, if he doesn't do his homework, he doesn't get the dollar. For almost 60 days he went without a single adderall and didn't get in trouble. proving my parents were fucking idiots duped by a retarded doctor and corrupt system much like the majority of the american public is with most things.

Team Camara, reigning champions from Season 1 is happy to announce our 3 coaches for this new season. All easily considered the top 350k fighters in their respective divisions! http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15535603598604.jpg http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/belt/20200630062252WCF.jpg Clinch Coach Scorpion (12-2): FREE HUGS !!! http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15374966924436.jpg Striking Coach The Anal Mandalorian (10-2): Marcelo who? So So ? Yeah never heard of him. http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15147010893674.jpg http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/belt/20200630062252WCF.jpg Grappling Coach The Popobawa (10-0): My balls is HOT!

I remember back in the day when Akoni was a youngster he was my first draft pick at TUF. It stinged a little when he was eliminated from the tournament in his first fight as I had high hopes. But after that one he barely ever lost anymore, did amazingly well.

CALIFORNIA MMA Proudly Presents Together with our betting partner Deranged Degenerates CMMA 48: Marius vs Dinapoli Los Angeles 08 Nov 2020 (11:00 GMT) Main Event 205 lbs title http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15887663339050.jpg http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15933567057650.png -106 Gaius Marius v Joe Dinapoli -125 Main Card +545 Dante Escobar v Jake Rizzo -1,076 -106 Charlie Gates v Javier Martinez -125 -106 Greg Malayon v Chris Morton -125 +213 Stefan De Vries v Danny Sullivan -300 Preliminary Card +590 Bobby Bowen Jr v Issac Vernon -1,233 -300 Chakree Somchai v Frankie Fellatio +213 +413 Bautista Laguna v Rafael Vasconcelos -700 +270 Kekot Koket v Slomo Rosensteiner -400 -115 Loukas Kouyialis v Josh Roughan -115

sign me up please love the "where are they now?" concept, great stuff

The final piece should be a whole page on Mohammed Kahn. http://www.mmatycoon.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=65254&page=1

League of Madness 2019 where are they now Part 1 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15142002757585.jpg Felix Silva (9-2-0) Felix was the # pick overall on draft day as Team Alex was quick on the draw to pick up the heavy handed Brazilian. Little did he know he was about to be thrown into action in week 1 and his opponent was none other then eventual winner Mohammed Kahn. After the loss to Kahn in week 1, he stuck around and improved himself as a fighter working on some holes. He returned to Madness MMA and like so many of his Team Fury stable mates completely dominated his competition. After Madness merged with HFC Silva continued his warpath eventually winning the HFC Light Heavyweight strap. After the Victory though he suddenly disappeared along with some other well known Jake Fury fighters, which leads us all still to wonder WHERE IS HE NOW? http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14852159098638.png Magnus Gunnarsson (5-6-0) Magnus was Team Camara's second pick and a prospect of everyone's favorite poster designer Rei. The Iceland born fighter made a statement in week two with a first round Submission of Shogun Silva. Gunnarsson fell short though in the Quarter finals as he was KO'd by tourny runner-up Ralph McGuire. Where is Magnus now? After taking a 5 month layoff for training, his manager felt it was time to give it another go, unfortunately Rei lost faith in his man and they parted ways. Magnus is still a active fighter though and signed to GAMMA: Development League (348k+) he seems to be struggling as of late, maybe he should get back to fishing. http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14794116204857.jpg Xmus Jaxon Flaxon Waxon (8-7-0) My man XJFM as I like to call him, a bit of a sleeper pick in my book as Team Camara picked him in round 6. Although a late pick and the team up 2-0 the Coach felt he was ready in week 3, which turned out to be a wise decision as he finished Timothee Couture with a third round KO. Xmus was exited from the tournament in the Quarter Finals by his teammate Ragnar Blaze in a very competitive fight. Where is XJFM now? After his Departure from LOM then Manager Randall McSweeney was quick to get him back in the cage. Xmus stuck around at Madness until it's merger compiling a nice 6-3 record but he did end up switching Management teams now with Nicholas Bowers. Xmus in fact has a fight just 10 days from now at HFC 47 - Wanker vs Slugs 2. http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14356769295615.jpg Tony Tiger (1-3-0) What can I say about Tony He just wasn't that Grrreat! Tony had a lot of potential though as Coach Alex K took a chance and picked him with his second pick. Mr. Tiger though was forced out of the competition in his week 4 matchup with Ragnar Blaze. Where is Tony now? After the defeat Tony was quick and eager to get his first pro win and he did so just one month after the Blaze loss. Only to have his dreams shattered the following month with a first round KO loss. Manager Ryan Epicity decided to have a site down after the fight, and simply said "You just don't got the heart for it son" Tony Tiger RETIRED. http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15572038943964.png Chris Travis (8-6-0) Chris will forever be known as team Alex K's savior. With the team down 4 to 0 Travis was able to get his team there first W as he TKO'd Bishop Heahmund late in round 1 of there week 5 matchup. In the Quarter finals though he was pitted against Kahn and it just wasn't his day. Where is "Kenshin" now? Travis has had some ups and downs since LOM but it's been a glorious ride I think, he's won some "of the Night" bonuses, fought for some titles, had a nice five fight win streak. Most importantly though he is still with his manager Step Daddy Squidd. Now under contract with HFC Chris will be on the same card as fellow LOM alum Xmus in 10 days. http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14986717759704.png Android Eighteen (1-4-0) Android was the last pick in the Draft by Team Camara. To top that off he had the unfortunate pleasure of facing runner-up Ralph McGuire in week 6. Where is Android now? Luck was surely not on his side, maybe some down time could have helped, who knows. On the bright side though following a 0 and 4 start to his career Android Eighteen finally got to bask in his much needed glory as he finished his career in style with a 1rst round TKO victory. Manager Raichu Kong was so proud of his fighter he lit his Android ass on fire. RIP Eighteen. http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15498550357933.jpeg Hiroshima Nagasaki (3-5-1) Nagasaki was Team Alex K's 7th pick and possibly one of the most intriguing contestants. He made a quick and unfortunate departure in week 7 though at the hands of Luke Davidson loosing by TKO. Where is Hiroshima now? After his loss at LOM the highly decorated Martial Artist was quick to get back in the cage for Madness MMA, like so many others. He rallied off three straight KO victories including at "KO of the Night" in what turned out to be his final fight with the promotion .It's yet to be known but his Departure from the org cold be related to his change in camps as he went from a 3 fight KO win streak with PJ Jones to dropping 4 straight fighting on the QFC Circuit with his new management. NagasakI is now back in Japan working in the Yakuza crime scene and RETIRED from MMA. http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15512038891866.jpg TO. http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15649070666029.png Feaqeuin Bizihwaeile (13-6-0) This may be one of the most surprising stars from the LOM by far. Biziwaeilie was Team Alex K's last pick and he managed to pickup a much needed win in the final week for the team, as he won a Unanimous Decision over Aaron Jepson (Viktor Babinski). He then went on to loss a UD in the Quarter finals to Luke Davidson but proved he had what it takes to be a MMA star. Where is Feaqeuin now? Biziwaeilie went on to take one last fight in Madness MMA, a Fight he won quite easily. He then signed with SMASH where he was instantly a title contender, and in fact won the belt in his 2ND fight with the promotion. He eventually lost his title(after 4 successful defenses) and parted ways with manager Clubber Winger. "Bizi" then embarked on a new Journey with Manager Bjorn O'Donnel and the Re-branded HFC Hardcore Fighting Championship. Still a top Contender with the Org we haven't heard the last of Feaqeuin Biziwaeilie yet!

Clubberrrrrrrrr! Bring it mi amigo.

oh my good ass rival Action is in here. Boii im coming for youuu

You son of bitches I'm in

The most annoying piece of shit org owner, got one 355k fighter with "Need contract" unticked and fucking retard is sending me contract offers every day, which I got tired of declining already. After the 10th offer I told him to fuck off but the retard keeps going on and has sent me at least 20 more offers since then. Some option to block orgs from bothering you should be implemented asap

You've gotta be kitten me right MEOW! Camp Camara vs Camp Yellow Lotus? This is one for the ages Pizza Rat might seem a little over matched but no matter, if he gets overwhelmed he has plenty of pwrful frens that will back him up If Dracula doesn't feast before the fight he may have to watch out for low stamina lollllz speaking of feasts i'm starving, I think my gf and I will get some tacos after we have sum cexxorsz HAHAHAHAHAHA U mad bros? #Heritaaaageeee

Fight Format is going to be similar but because there will be 8 teams instead of two, yeah it will be a little different. Let's start with who will get the first fight picks. To determine that we will first have to start with the Draft Order. The last four coaches to pick will get the first fight selections Event 1 will have four Lightweight fights which will be determined by those four coaches who picked last. Each team will have to use only one of there Lightweight fighters. Example Coach for team A selects one of the LW fighters from team B for week 1 matchups, the other LW fighter from team B cannot get chosen to fight that week by the remaining 3 coaches. Draft order and week 1 fight pick order Coach A #1 pick B #2 C #3 D #4 E #5 F #6 G #7 H #8 Fight picks will be Coach H picks first G gets 2nd F gets 3rd E gets 4th COACHES H, G, F, and E must select a fighter of Coach A, B, C or D's team. The 4 winners will pick fights for the following week. In order of quickest finish. Decision scenario: If two or more Decisions occur we will need to do randomizer of some sort.(Finish fights please) Draft order is where it will be interesting and I want input on this so feel free to share. I have an idea but I got to go to work, I will try to explain the options when I get back on.

Great shit as always Hare.

John Wick I'm hoping Edward Mills gets a fight against him. He has not done well. But....Mills kinda sucks haha

http://mmatycoon.com/images/posters/1601862304Untitled11.jpg Speed Brawls III "Relentless" Rahim Lloyd Record: 15 - 4 - 1 (1-0 Speed Brawls) Key Wins: Daniel Yonic, Marco Solis, Samoa Joe Schilling Key Losses: Feaqeuin Bizihwaeile, Gus Bad Man -VS- "The Phoenix" Chanthaphone Southanouvong Record: 9 - 5 Key Wins: Gus Bad Man, Reno Rocca, Sveti IvanRilski (x2) Key Losses: Leon Lentz, Feaqeuin Bizihwaeile, Sabotage Rex ______________________________________________________________________ Jeremy Motts Record: 10 - 2 - 1 (0-0-1 Speed Brawls) Key Wins: Tiago Da Costa, Cheif Red Eagle, Timo Juti Key Losses: Lev Davidovitch Bronstein, Tom Dirk -VS- Antonio Nagashima Record: 9 - 5 - 1 (0-0-1 Speed Brawls) Key Wins: Viktor Babinski, Gregory Motts, Urtan Urtanson Key Losses: Massive Wanker, Boris Krylov, Demir Kocak Key Takeaways & Thoughts: This fight ended in a draw last time when Motts was the heavy favorite. These two will square off again to find out who is the better fighter. ­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­__________________________________________________________________________ Lance Mills Record: 10 - 3 Key Wins: Walker Smith, Joe Tidd, Eka Pradana Key Losses: Gaylord Camara, Joe Tidd -VS- Lorenzo Benedetti Record: 9 - 2 - 2 Key Wins: Roberto Soldic, Alan Buckets, Miguel Sandoval Key Losses: Marcello Sosa, Janus Hassildor Key Takeaways & Thoughts: Benedetti went toe to toe with champ Sosa. Later lost the rematch, but is worth noting that Benedetti challenged the current champ the way not many have been able to do. The winner of this fight puts themselves squarely in the title picture as a top contender. ___________________________________________________________________ Daniel Barbosa Record: 9 - 6 Key Wins: Juan Corona, Johnny Rocketfingers, Shay O Donnelly (x2) Key Losses: Jewel Diaz (x2), Nati Pisswater, Roberto Soldic -VS- Rhondon Rousey Record: 6 - 6 Key Wins: Kurty Clark, Dale Holloway, Carlton Adesanya Key Losses: Juan Corona, Florisvaldo De Oliveira, Gervais Lavigne ______________________________________________________________________ "Ice Cold" Juan De Souza Record: 10 - 7 (1-0 Speed Brawls) Key Wins: Vlakan Targa, Basko Godwin, Roundhouse Luke, Rakeem Marley Key Losses: Nick Rodriguez, Ragnar Ragnarsson, Xmus Jaxon Flaxon Waxon -VS- Jet Gunner Record: 5 - 4 Key Wins: Kirill Semenov, Anthony Rodgers Key Losses: Maxim Jahouli, Basko Godwin ______________________________________________________________- "The Anaconda" Henri Kirchen Record: 6 - 4 Key Wins: Billy Bob Brown, Kirill Semenov Key Losses: Nick Rodriguez, Tuomas Jukola, Boris Krylov -VS- Sergey "Tel" Telegin Record: 4 - 2 Key Wins: Tuomas Jukola, Jim Fox, Whata Hitson Key Losses: Viktor Babinski, Sven Svenssson _____________________________________________________________ Aingot "Please Help" Nofud Record: 4 - 3 (1-0 Speed Brawls) Key Wins: Primo Volto, Sean Dickinson, Vladimir Kosmanov, Louis Alexandre Berthier (KT) Key Losses: Erik Axel, Chicken Destroyer (KT) -VS- "The British Bulldog" Bald Martin Record: 7 - 2 Key Wins: Lukas Chomsli, Jesse Ristinen, Van Darkholme Key Losses: Malcolm King, Fan Boi ___________________________________________________________ Bob "Streetfighter" Saget Record: 7 - 6 Key Wins: Barnito Mustacho, Malik El Shabazz Key Losses: Lucien Lachance, Malcolm King, Jamie Oliver -VS- Primo Volto Record: 8 - 5 (0-1 Speed Brawls) Key Wins: James Howlett, Nate Gracie, Teddy Taylor Key Losses: Aingot Nofud, Boxing Mcsparr, Your Sweet Destruction _______________________________________________________________ Colton "Trailer Park Trump" Northwood Record: 3 - 3 Key Wins: Bilal Vinsson, Yoshinobu Tokugawa Key Losses: Kurt Wagner, Takeshi Takamura -VS- Roberto "Robocop" Soldic Record: 6 - 5 Key Wins: Daniel Barbosa, Kurty Wagner, Bryan Furry Key Losses: Lorenzo Benedetti, Marcello Sosa, Kron Gracie ____________________________________________________________ Juodasis Vaiduoklis Record: 4 - 3 Key Wins: Rafaelo Gracie, Saggy Dinglestomper Key Losses: Kai Kona, Ed Ford -VS- Leon Hooker Record: 8 - 10 (0-1 Speed Brawls) Key Wins: Drampton Heed, Marco Silva Key Losses: Josephus Miller, Rafaelo Gracie, Jose Carvaleho

Top class and Entertaining writeups as always Hare!

http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/posters/1604451350SPPS_Poster_21.png Sucker Punch Preview Sucker Punch Pro Series 21 Hey everybody, we’re back again! I’m Hare Rumpler along with my partner and analyst Donkey “Dan” and the illustrious Suzy Sucker Punch, our media correspondent! We’re about to look forward to the action on tap for Sucker Punch Pro Series 21 over at Schooners Bar this week in Sydney! A lot of fun on deck for us here as we look forward to a Light Heavyweight, well, heavy, card that also has a smattering of other bouts mixed in. We’ll start off with a Featherweight battle and then midway through the undercard we’ll also have a Middleweight contest to break things up a bit. Then, we jump all the way to the Co-Main and Main events before we finish with the rest of the Light Heavyweights…with the Co-Main Event being a Welterweight battle between Chaz Campbell and Carter Ortiz. Finishing things off for the evening will be a huge title fight between Kurt Cobain and challenger Michael Aalto! But even before all that fun, as we said, there are a ton of Light Heavyweight contests set to go...six to be exact…and you know the Light Heavyweights always bring it for the crowd! That’s going to be a lot of fun as it’s a weight class that promises some serious KO action, but at the same time you’re not crazy surprised if they go to the ground and work out the subs or ground and pound as well! So there we go, a quick look ahead, but now let’s get a word from our sponsor and merchandise partner and then we’re off… http://mmatycoon.com/images/company/logo/1584375781SWN.jpg Shadow Warrior Nutrition will be on hand at the event at the event, and I cannot say enough about how much we appreciate having them as our merchandise partner and sponsor here at Sucker Punch! Do yourself a favor…better yet, do your fighters who you spend so much time developing and preparing a favor…and stop by the stand to grab some of their Shadow Warrior Tea 160Q. It is literally the best energy loss reduction supplement money can buy and will keep your fighter in the gym training rather than sitting days out resting! Stop on over there today, you will NOT be disappointed! Now, let's get to it! Undercard Bout #1: Featherweights Yellow Belt Casey (3-2-0) vs. Akara Kongsangchai (1-3-0) We start the evening out with two Featherweights who both come in just a little off on morale. Not enough that it should make a big difference…and since both are off anyways, it’s a balance. Kongsangchai is a balanced fighter with wonderful Muay Thai. He’s on what can only be described at best as a very rough three fight losing streak since joining us at Sucker Punch and is undoubtedly hoping that this week's event is going to be a change of fortunes in that cage! He mixes it up really well in the cage…but some might say possibly a little too well as his attacks seems to lack some focus and intent on what he wants to use as his strengths. He’ll strike standing, he’ll kick, he’ll throw combos, he’ll definitely clinch…boy will he try to clinch…a lot…but the issue is that once in the clinch he’s not overly aggressive so the time spent there isn’t definitive and productive with the judges. This fight will be an interesting test to see if he’s decided to focus in on what works best for him and use it to really take control of a fight. Casey, previously managed by Aylib 2.0, is now managed by Brad Bombada and this will be his first time managing here in Sucker Punch! Casey has remarkable boxing, proficient Muay Thai and decent wrestling…but combined with a very nice brown belt in Jiu Jitsu. He had mixed results under his former manager here in Sucker Punch with a win over Adrian Petrov but then a loss last month to Michael Aalto that could have potentially earned him a title shot. Instead, he’ll be looking to prove he’s still on that track with a win over Casey this week. Casey can definitely pull off a submission as shown against Petrov, but if not able to get it to the ground is comfortable boxing and doesn’t shy away from trying to take the fight to the clinch. Given that Kongsangchai loves to clinch, I expect this fight to end up there quite a bit, but potentially move to the ground if that’s where Casey wants it. Donkey, how about this one…? Donkey’s Pick: Casey via Submission (Armbar) I think the ground game may be the difference maker, but we have to see how new manager Brad Bombada likes to coach this kid. That’s a bit of a question mark, so a lot to be learned. Kongsangchai has lacked focus and intent as you said Hare, so until we see him start to have a definitive plan we’re not convinced he can finish. And I don’t think this one goes to a decision. ********* Undercard Bout #2: Light Heavyweights Tito Slamcock (4-3-0) vs. Ian Justino (3-3-0) Well, I can already tell you who Donkey will bet on in this next bout, because Justino is coming in with his morale at about 75% and his energy off just a smidge! Slamcock isn’t at 100% for either, but he’s not that far off on the morale. Justino needs to come up with a win here lest he fall victim to a three fight losing streak. The loss to Julian Rourke last month was not the way he was looking to start his Sucker Punch run but certainly coming in with the morale low will not put the best foot forward. He’s a balanced fighter with respectable to mediocre skills across the disciplines. Against Rourke he was aggressive in trying to get takedowns, succeeding on two out of the twenty plus he tried. The issue being that once down there, his ground and pound was largely ineffective and failed to land when offered. He’ll hope to find another path to victory in this contest against Slamcock. Slamcock is emerging from a disappointing loss via submission to Wille Thai. Thai is an extremely accomplished ground and submission artist, so once the fight got there, the end was not a surprise. If Justino decides to take the fight to the ground, it will be a good test to for Slamcock to see if his ground skills and defense lie somewhere between the combination of Thai and Justino, or if the ground defense and strategy need a serious overhaul. There’s a good chance this fight stays on the feet though, and if it does, Slamcock should have the advantage both in and out of the clinch given his history. What do you think Donkey…? Donkey’s Pick: Slamcock via TKO (Strikes) If Justino was coming in with full morale I’d be much more torn about making a pick in this fight. Given he’s not, he’s handed me an easy out and I can take Slamcock without reservations. Taking another loss would be bad for Justino, so he better hope my pick is wrong! ********* Undercard Bout #3: Middleweights Longsun Zhao (4-3-0) vs. John Wick (0-6-0) I was hoping for an absolutely brutal fight here in this one Donkey between Baba Yaga and Zhao, one a dangerous killer and the other a head sniping fiend. Instead, we’re not quite getting the John Wick from the movies. We knew that going in when we signed him, but we also weren’t sure yet what was causing the issues with his record and performance in the cage. We figured he’d see and find out. Well…I don’t know if this has always been the issue, but it appear lack of preparation may be part of it as Wick is a little low on both morale and energy heading into this fight. It doesn’t appear that the lack of preparation, at least from an energy perspective, is a recurring issue for Wick. We don’t know for sure about the morale. What we do know is that he likes gardening, he likes comics…and he REALLY likes musicals. Based upon his prior three fights where he’s lost via TKO, it appears what he doesn’t like…is being hit! He does like to take the fight to the ground. The issue is, he has a hard time following through and succeeding with that, and when he does, he seems to be a little uncertain about how to go about things once there. We’ll see if he’s managed to start putting all the difference pieces together with this bout! Zhao is a man who several months ago looked like he was on the fast track to contender status and a shot at the title. He came in big in the Sorter Series tournament but then fell to Psiris Fuhren in the semi’s. Then, he fell to him again in a rematch. After that, with his confidence a little shaken, he lost to an up and coming Nyah Hirst who has now risen to Top Contender status and is slated to take on the champ later this month! Zhao has too much talent to be held down by a rough patch like that though and bounce back in a big way against Luke Glanton last month with a surprise submission victory, something we hadn’t seen since his early days with Sucker Punch! Nice. Back to the roots, back to the diversity of attack! Come this fight, will we see more of that? Or will he switch it back to the nasty attack with the fists and feet that can take a man’s head off? I can’t wait to find out! Over to you Donkey…? Donkey’s Pick: Zhao via KO (Head Kick) Personally, against a fighter who has had a tendency to fall to strikes, I think we see a re-emergence of the highlight reel head kick when this one gets going! This is a tough fight, but also a good solid test for Wick to see if he can use either his ground or standup game effectively to counter what Zhao will attempt to do. It should prove a great barometer for who is where coming out of this fight. ********* Undercard Bout #4: Light Heavyweights Ali Hasanov (8-4-0) vs. Ross Rhea (4-4-0) Apparently this will be a trend on this card Donkey! Fights where the matchup when made really excited me and I was looking forward to really seeing where guys were at and what they had, but then having one come in slightly off and not fully prepared. That’s the case here again, as Rhea comes in with his morale at least 10% or more off. Not a killer, not 50% or something, but every little bit counts and if you lose the fight, you certainly have to wonder afterward if the lack of prep made a difference! The disappointing part about those opening statements is that Rhea really needs a win. So you’d have thought he’d come in with everything green lit to try to give himself the best chance. Coming off two losses is never fun…facing the prospect of potentially taking another, especially one that might have been avoided…is worse. Rhea has proven he can win via strikes or submission, although he’s also lost via KO and TKO in his past couple, with a particular issue rearing its ugly head again with regard to cuts. Out there, against Hasanov, I would expect him to try to keep this thing on the feet where he has the advantage. If he does, he can’t relax on protecting against the cuts, as can stand and strike although that’s not his intention every time. This thing should, and probably will, turn into your classic striker vs. grappler contest. Hasanov likes the ground game and has the edge in both areas of wrestling and Jiu Jitsu. That’s not to say that he won’t stand and strike, and he has won that way in the past as well, but when he gets to the ground he loves to use a combination of striking and submission attempts to finish off his opponent one way or another! Well Donkey…? Donkey’s Pick: Hasanov via TKO (Cut) There are multiple ways that Hasanov can finish this one and all of them have a higher probability than normal due to Rhea’s lack of prep coming in. It could end up on the ground and go via a submission. It could go via ground and pound. Or, it could happen on the feet via a KO or possibly due to the cuts issue that has haunted Rhea some. A lot of “outs” as we’d say in poker and for that reason I have to go with Hasanov to get the W. ********* Undercard Bout #5: Light Heavyweights John Fury (2-0-0) vs. OJ Simpson (3-1-0) Donkey, hold onto your shorts man! Yes! We actually have a combo here where both guys are set and ready to get at this thing! Now we’re cooking with gas as my grandma used to say! Simpson was on a heck of a winning streak with three in a row up until he got stopped last month by Hemmo Karhu via submission. Perhaps having his game exposed a bit to a weak link on the ground. Going forward, we’ll have to see if that was a fluke or if his game isn’t quite complete yet, and that determination may really help determine if Simpson is ready for contendership now or later. He’s got impressive standup skills and can knock a mother out, that’s for sure…and he has! He also has superb wrestling, which likely compliments his Muay Thai more than it results in ground skills as he has but a white belt in Jiu Jitsu. Simpson will face John Fury…not to be confused with Titus Fury, I don’t even think there’s any relation Donkey…and with that he’ll face a man who has sensational boxing as well and pretty darn good Muay Thai and wrestling. Not the same level as Simpsons there on that last part, but still good. He has a blue belt in Jiu Jitsu though which is marginally better than what Simpson brings to the table in that department. At 2-0, Fury has shown an ability to also take somebody’s head off! He’s an aggressive fighter with his boxing who won’t shy away from the clinch either…and he comes at you hard with KO power. Any thoughts there Donkey…? Donkey’s Pick: Simpson via KO (Punch) Yeah, I think this is going to be one hell of an all-out, throw down, slobberknocker of a fight! There is NO WAY these two go the distance…somebody is waking up with the smelling salts. And I have no idea who it will be! Flip a coin, this one is going to be a blast! Be sure you’re in your seats in time for this one folks! ********* Main Card Bout #1: Light Heavyweights Sacrificial Lamb (6-2-0) vs. John Doe (2-0-0) Donkey, my own boy Sacrificial Lamb is back in action in our next contest as we open up the Main Card here. And he’ll face off against John Doe across the cage there! Doe is a very, very real threat and challenge. Frankly, one I wasn’t too thrilled to take on, but…you can’t dodge guys. And this is a right Doe needs to see if he’s well rounded enough to be on the path to being a contender soon. And also, if he isn’t, to determine if Lamb, with his win last month after the loss of the belt the month before…is still there and racking up wins enough to be in contention? Doe is undefeated so far at 2-0 with an experienced, strong manager backing his corner. This is the same man who manages our Lightweight champion Frankie Logan and the Welterweight beast known as Vovchanchyn! So yes, the corner comes into play here! Doe came into Sucker Punch las month and put up a KO of the Night in his debut with us. Yeah, that makes Lamb feel good eh? I think he hates me, throwing him to the wolves like this! With all around fantastical…yep, I said fantastical…skills, Doe is going to be one mean customer to deal with, especially when he loads up on those heavy hands of his! Lamb has historically played a “wear em down” game. He’s got a weak sauce manager who typically tells him to just go out there and don’t embarrass the org much…and as such, he hardly ever listens to what he’s told! This fight’s not likely to be much different. He pulled off his first decision victory last month against Harold Kerzner and there’s a good chance he may be going for the same…if he can stay alive! Donkey, what else have you got for us…? Donkey’s Pick: Doe via KO (Punch) I’m thinking that Lamb is truly becoming what you named him…sacrificial…in this one. Doe has the tools to make this an ugly one for Lamb, much like the Kuznetsov fight…and possibly more so! Lamb doesn’t have the advantage in any given area other than perhaps his ability to “find a way” at times, while Doe should dominate both the clinch as well as with his wrestling…again, another reason to dominate the clinch. Yep, this may be a rough go for poor Lamb! ********* Main Card Bout #2: Light Heavyweights Wille Thai (5-1-0) vs. Harold Kerzner (2-3-0) Another seriously talented fighter who is trying to work himself back into the contender game is Wille Thai, and if he can get past this fight may simply be one rematch with Lamb away from getting a title shot. But let’s not get ahead of ourselves, because as talented as Thai may be and as good as his ground skills are, he has to first focus on what’s right in front of him. And that’s a contest with Harold Kerzner this week! Kerzner is struggling of late which is surprising because he has plenty of talent. He lost most recently to Lamb last month which is why this is a contest Thai needs to win if he wants to prove something. Kerzner also lost his two fights prior to that, both via TKO, so he has a lot to prove, although one of those fights was against Kuznetsov who took the title from Lamb. Having faced two belt holders in the past three fights is a big ask. With sensational wrestling anda purple belt in Jiu Jitsu, Kerzner is a real threat on the ground and can challenge Thai in that respect. We’ll see what happens when Thai faces a similar fighter with similar leanings. That’s not to say that Kerzner can’t box, he can if he wants, with superb skills in that area. While Kerzner has sensational wrestling and a purple belt, Thai has remarkable wresting and a brown belt. Not quite the wrestling, but more Jiu Jitsu. So a really great contest here. While Kerzner could decide he wants it on the feet potentially, Thai will not do that. He only has mediocre and feeble boxing and Muay Thai. He’ll want this on the ground…pronto…and be looking for a submission! Donkey, what are you thinking…? Donkey’s Pick: Thai via Submission (Kimura) I think this definitely gets to the ground, that’s what I think, and once there we’re going to find out if wrestling, Jiu Jitsu or positioning on the takedown is more important! This is going to be a stellar ground fight that any enthusiast of that part of MMA is going to be keen to watch! Let’s get it on boys! ********* Main Card Bout #3: Light Heavyweights Mike Bard (4-2-0) vs. Joe Junior (4-2-0) Next up in our final battle before the Main Events is this nasty little contest between 4-2 recordholders Joe Junior and Mike Bard! Junior surprisingly comes into this one with his energy a little off, almost 10% down, and while it won’t hurt if the fight is over early it could play in if the fight drags out. Junior is coming off back to back wins over Soons Sam and Jerome Blunt. He wants to extend that to three with a win here in this one. With remarkable boxing, Junior will want to stay out of the clinch as he has useless skills there. He also has proficient wrestling and a purple belt in Jiu Jitsu, so it shouldn’t be surprising that on the rare occasion he’s ended up on the ground he hasn’t seemed uncomfortable there. But the majority of his damage comes with the fists while separated. Bard is well balanced with proficiencies across the board. He had a nice TKO win over Popeye last month but dropped one to Hemmo Karhu the month before, a fighter who’d been being looked at as a possible contender. He’s won three of his last four so he’s hot and ready to rock. He, like Junior, is not afraid of the ground and is willing to throw fists and whatever else down there if the can gain the dominant position. He’s even been known to try for a sub, although not something he’s finished with. Donkey, what can you add…? Donkey’s Pick: Junior via TKO (Strikes) This truly should be a well fought contest and could go either way! I wish Junior had all his energy coming in, because it could play in before this one is over. I’m expecting Bard to use his advantage on the feet for a bit to soften up Junior if he can get him in the clinch, but if he can’t, he better get this to the ground fast because Junior will not play games if they box! ********* Co-Main Event: Welterweights Chaz Campbell (6-3-0) vs. Carter Ortiz (6-0-0) Ortiz comes into this Co-Main event just a smidge low on both morale and energy. That’s ok, Campbell comes into this one just a tad low on morale himself, a bit more than Ortiz. Will that all balance out? Probably. Ortiz has a perfect 6-0 record and puts that on the line here as he makes his Sucker Punch debut this week! He’s a submission artist with almost zero skills in standup but strong wrestling and a brown belt in Jiu Jitsu. His goal is clear…twisty twist on things that aren’t meant to go where he puts them! He’s especially fond of arms…armbars..arm triangles…americanas…you name it! Campbell was on a hot streak for a bit and then cooled down, losing back to back fights to talented fighters in Kribbson Johansson and Konrad Wagner. He bounced back last month with a HUGE win over DJ Costune, once considered a top contender! That one earned him KO of the Night honors. He’ll look to extend that and make a strong statement by doing away with that goose egg in Ortiz’s loss column! Campbell is a boxer who likes his combinations! And while not a lot of them land typically, when they do you better look out! Donkey, so…what do you think…? Donkey’s Pick: Ortiz via Submission (Kimura) A ground guy can be very dangerous and Campbell hasn’t been tested a lot on the ground. Ortiz has a perfect record and I’m hesitant to call for an end to something like that without seeing it. But if Campbell can land the right shots early…Ortiz may regret the attempt to come in and get this to the ground! ********* Main Event: Featherweight Championship Kurt Cobain (6-1-0) vs. Michael Aalto (4-0-0) Here we go with the Main Event Donkey! And boy has this been a long time coming! Finally, we re-establish the Featherweight Championship here at Sucker Punch. Cobain was slated to be the top contender against Dankula…and then our champ went MIA and left us high and dry. Hope his manager is ok. But we move along…and now, we have a dance partner for Cobain in Michael Aalto, a talented 4-0 fighter who will bring his best to the cage! Cobain is the striker. He has strong boxing, exceptional Muay Thai and superb wrestling to compliment it. But, he’s also been working on his ground game, and now has a purple belt in Jiu Jitsu, surprise surprise! So…will this man do…what this man does…? And go for the big KO? He hits like a ton of bricks and usually finishes things in record time. His only loss was against Hiki Antsa back in June…a submission defeat… …and that’s where Aalto comes in! A former grappler in the TWGC tournament circuit, he switched to MMA back in January earlier this year, won his debut MMA fight in a QFC match via submission and then went off training for a half year before coming to Sucker Punch…where he came in and put three more wins together with a sub, sub, decision string of wins! This man has strong skills across the board, combined with a brown belt in Jiu Jitsu. He’s going to want it on the ground and he’s going to want to reproduce what Hiki Antsa was able to do previously with Cobain! We’re going to find out in the Main Event later this week Donkey!!! Well Donkey, who will it be…? Donkey’s Pick: Cobain via KO (Punch) I think Cobain has been using all this time off to beef up his ground defenses…in hopes that if it does get to the ground, he can get it back to the feet and finish it…if he can’t do it before it ever goes there. Aalto may very well get this to the ground though, and if he does, it’s definitely not insane to think he finishes it and finishes it big there! Woot! This should be fun Hare! ********* So there we have it Sucker Punch fans! There we go folks! Another fun one on tap and I hope you’re all as excited as we are as we prepare to head over to Schooners Bar in Sydney for all the fun! Let’s get moving guys, it’s time to get ready for the action! Till then…remember… Keep it cheap and dirty…Sucker Punch Pro Series 355k+ style!

Madness closed on him. He just didn't follow the rest of the losers to HFC. He went straight to the big leagues and had a successful debut. Mohammed Kahn had absolutely nothing to do with that explosion in his hometown of Beirut. It has been a very boring 4 months indeed.

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I do the same for contracts. This is the first time I've done "contract spam" in nearly 1 year. It's not even spam, it was one contract offer to each of his guy. I told him he wouldn't receive another one but he was already crying.

And that is Ok, like we said before better an active org owner than an inactive one. Biro is super cool and consistent, you fight, you perform, next fight is in your inbox within 24 hours. You cant ask for more. To come revive dumb threads for drama is lame, so 2019.