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Last manager will accept the contract later today. This was a last second fill in to replace a fighter who was mistakenly made at the wrong weight. So, since this has already dragged on a few days longer than I had hoped, let's get the ball moving. Fight offers going out shortly. Here's your full bracket/schedule. Direct Link Direct Link Win: 2 points TKO/KO: 5 points Inflict Cut: 1 point Decision: -1 point

Tоварищ Тоссин расстроен тем, что не получил приглашения на секс втроем.

I'm sure John and I can easily work something out. He's mentioned he would be interested in some cross promotional fights and this one would make one hell of a show.

DeShaun Holton Jr 19-1-0 84 p4p I'll talk to my org owner to see if he is fine with doing it after your next fight, but I am pretty sure he will be. Jack is a beast and will be very hard to beat, but I want to see how I match up with him. Think it should be a fun match-up!

SUCKER PUNCH UNDERCARD PREVIEW Sucker Punch Pro Series 224 Donkey back with you folks! No big intro here, I'm not Hare (well, actually, I am, but still...). Here we go, let's take a look at these Undercard fights for SPPS 224! *********************** Undercard Bout #1: Welterweights Tyson Asakura v Nova Lankinen Donkey’s Notes: Alright folks, for the Undercard Hare has sent things over to me for the Cliff’s Notes or SparkNotes short and sweet version of things! Welterweights Lankinen and Asakura prepare to open things up tonight at the Wombley with Asakura clearly more prepared tan Lankinen. Surprisingly, Lankinen is down a little on morale and a tad on energy as well. Hate seeing that, and you know what that means in terms of my pick! Lankinen has been hit and miss since switching management teams with back and forth wins and losses that have led to a 2-2 record under Alexander Biro. Asakura has been more or less the same, with a recent win over Shutes but a loss in a rematch to Armbach prior to that…the rematch being an attempt to resolve the draw that came back in early November. And this is where things get tough on me for a pick. Asakura, decision fighter. Lankinen, more a finisher. Lankinen, a bit underprepared. Asakura, having not faced quite the same level of competition of late but holding a similar results in terms of wins and loss. I have to go with Lankinen in this one despite the preparation issues. *********************** Undercard Bout #2: Featherweights Futoshi Matsunaga v Paulie Greene Donkey’s Notes: Next up, a couple of our Featherweights here at SPPS! And, as we see often with the Undercard fights, one of the fighters here isn’t quite fully in the fighting mindset. Greene’s morale is off slightly, maybe not terribly, but it could factor in. Folks, there’s a reason why the guys on the Undercard are there a lot of time, and many times it has to do with preparation! Greene comes in off back to back losses and I think we can probably figure out why. He’s more or less a decision fighter which will compliment Matsunaga’s style well. We should expect to see a very technical striking contest in this one. Matsunaga is typically very aggressive, using his ability to get in and out fast and land multiple shots. I don’t see that changing tonight, but the question will be…is his age going to show here? He’s 43 years old but at the same time Greene is no spring chicken either at 40. Not sure if Hare ensured that we have alternative access to the cage for their walkers or not, but hopefully somebody can rig up a ramp real quick like! I’m going to go against my normal tendencies, again, and choose Greene in this one despite the morale issues due to him being the relatively youthful one in this contest! *********************** Undercard Bout #3: Featherweights Godefroy Courtial v Apophis Kalmisto Donkey’s Notes: More Featherweights set to go! Kalmisto and Courtial get set to head into the cage this evening for their…well, Hare’s daughters would call this a skinny boy slap-fest rather than a fight I think! I’m happy to say that both fighters are well prepared for this fight so I’m hoping for a good one. Kalmisto will have small advantage boxing and a black belt over Courtial’s brown in Jiu Jitsu. Outside that, these two are more or less square, save maybe a slight Muay Thai advantage for Courtial. Kalmisto comes in off back to back losses and a 1-3 record over his prior four while Courtial has bounced back from his loss to Lemmy Bang in October and put together two solid wins in November and December over Gonclaves and Bickle respectively. Both decisions with the win over Gonclaves being a close one with the judges coming to a split decision. This will be a battle between a hard hitter in Kalmisto versus technical striking from Courtial. Despite his recent losses, I like Kalmisto’s chances here. *********************** Undercard Bout #4: Lightweights Francis Oosthuizen v Max Holloway Donkey’s Notes: Our first of two back to back Lightweight matchups this evening sees Max Holloway trying to continue his L,W,L trend by tacking on a W against Oosthuizen. Oost started out his career with BFC and then spent a bit of time here with us at Sucker Punch under original manager Martin O before moving on to Blaze and Gamma Contenders for the middle of his career. At the age of 30 he now returns to SPPS and we’ll see if he can pick up where he left off as he was up for Top Contender when he was here the first go round. His only loss during that run was to the one and only Frankie Logan in a title fight. A rare knockout artist at Lightweight, we’ll see what Oost can do against Holloway who, much like Oost, has been back and forth between wins and losses and also comes in off a recent loss. He’s also a striker who likes to finish, so these two compliment each other well and for a Lightweight contest should provide plenty of sparks and excitement for the fans! Given Holloway’s proclivity to live and die by the KO sword, I’m going to say that Oosthuizen may have the slight advantage this evening. *********************** Undercard Bout #5: Lightweights Don Crenshaw v Marchrius Rossi Donkey’s Notes: Last but not least, we’ve got Rossi and Crenshaw in the second of back to back Lightweight battles and they’ll be the ones who close out the Undercard and get us set for the Main Card action for the evening! Both are well prepared, so no issues there and both are also EXTREMELY closely matched skill wise. Experience is also very close as well but Rossi will be the significantly taller of the two tonight, despite weighing just about the same. He’s a twig folks! Rossi has three wins in a row and is starting to look like he may have Top Contender potential. Crenshaw was already about as close as you get but a loss to Rander Alderidge, who has gone on to win the belt, stalled his progress for a moment or so. A good bounce back over Holloway last month got him back on track and he’s won three of his last four. These two have very similar styles with solid striking and the ability to finish. I would say the only difference might be in how they bring their kickboxing into play with Crenshaw tending to be more balanced while Rossi isn’t afraid to let the majority of his kicks go to the midsection or higher. Maybe a highlight reel head kick KO coming tonight?!? Possibly. Crenshaw is tough as nails and likely hungry to get that chance at being Top Contender back. Rossi, at 33 years old, is probably starting to feel the “now or never” pressure. He’ll definitely be looking for the finish. I’m going to lean on “youth” here with the 27 year old Crenshaw, but this should be a great fight! *********************** There we have it folks! Enjoy SPPS 224 from London and…Donkey…OUT!

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Даже ты, товарищ?

Pfft. Jeder weiß, dass kein Mitglied des ehrenwerten Team Alfred Rassenmischung praktiziert.

DeShaun Holton Jr 19-1-0 84 p4p I heard you are looking for a challenge and hit too hard for 170lbs, so want it to be at 185lbs. You and me could put on a real show for the fans worldwide. I respect the living shit out of you, but I would also like to see how we match up, two of the very best the restricted org world still has to offer. Given how we are both on a warpath leaving crumbled bodies on the floor, both are the size and weight, it is only a matter of time until the stars align and all hell breaks loose in the octagon.

Aber was ist mit unseren Deutschen Schäferhunden, du massiver Abweichler?

Nothing will end GWad and Billy's great love affair. Not your jackboots, not your gas chambers. Nothing.

RIP to Two time ROH World Champion, ROH Six Man Champion, and one half 13x (and current) ROH Tag Team Champions, Jamin Pugh (Jay Briscoe) who died in a head on collision yesterday at the age of 38.

Hello! Yes there is a way to tell, but you need VIP and to go to the Tycoon Assistant section, then look at the Skills Progress Graph. A fighter who is 150 will have an advantage, yes. But getting to 150 is not a linear process, so you might find your time better spent getting multiple skills to 140+ rather than one to 150. And finally, yes all you need for GNP training is wrestling coaches

ALFRED'S KAMPF Chapter 4: Indoctrination Based on shocking testimony from a inside source, we delve into the origin and innerworkings of Alfredmacht. As soon as his conscription was complete, Alfred, hand in hand (literally), with top Commandant Christopher Karter, systematically set about brainwashing his recruits (henceforth referred to as victims) to fit his reprehensible worldview. Our source tells us that the harrowing ordeal began with listening to several hours of Kanye West over a loudspeaker followed by a three-hour lecture by Commandant Karter exploring in minute detail Herr Nick Fuentes’ opinion that sex with women is gay, before concluding largely sympathetic to Fuentes' view (or, as Karter put it, at least in the case of biological women). Afterward commenced a series of menial mental and physical tasks designed to break the spirit of even the most resolute among them. Upon completion of the curriculum, victims had only to clear a mandatory prostate exam (two in the case of Mannetosen who insisted not to have been confident in the results of the first) before goosestepping into full membership of the perfidious organization. Rumors of sexual improprieties against the victims during the indoctrination process could not be corroborated but leaked images of the Fuhrer and Commandant Karter salivating as victims are seen practicing the downward dog have done little to dampen suspicions. One also wonders if ‘thou doth protest too much’ as members of Alfred’s camp hurl baseless accusations against Team GWad and inexplicably denigrate the good name of the greatest president in American history, Joseph Robinette Biden. The end result is clear as day. Their scientifically developed curriculum has, for reasons not yet fully understood, successfully erased victims’ command of English and transformed previously sound minds into mush. The world waits with bated breath to see if, once GWad has secured the unconditional surrender of Alfred and his top Commandant, there’s any chance at rehabilitation for the victims.

What an amazing fight from both sides! Absolutely top notch!!! Love the dedication to not sitting back and relishing, but getting back to work and preparing to defend! Defending is the most difficult part.

Back up to #2 worldwide again after a really amazing event for SPPS 224 today folks!!! Great job by all our managers and fighters to continue bringing their very best to the cage! We are proving that Sucker Punch Pro Series is right up there amongst the best places for top talent to go and thrive! Thank you all!

A. Mere Con 21-8-1 (6-1-1 SPPS record) What a close fight that was, my ground control and the takedown defense did the job, the head hunting did it job too. What a night to remember for me and my whole team, I am happy to bring the SPPS belt home and celebrate with my my fans. I won't relax yet because the division still has dangerous names around, I must defend it twice before taking time to think about relaxing, it's time to improve and work on a new strategy to make sure no one will be able to surprise me and steal the belt from me. For my next opponent, expect something new and something that will make you beg for a longer break between the rounds.

Oh hell yeah. Bleak wants me to defend so I respect that. Let Jack mop the floor with this next dude first, and I’d love this fight after if possible... Props Bjorn, not too many people want smoke with Jack.

SUCKER PUNCH PREVIEW Sucker Punch Pro Series 224 Welcome back Sucker Punch faithful! Hare here, along with Donkey “Dan” as always, and we’re all set for an amazing SPPS 224 event today coming at you from the Wombley Arena in London! Now, Nati Batti was “supposed” to be doing the Undercard (although she claims she NEVER agreed to that!...pfft…bullshit!) but I know for a fact she won’t get to it as she took off for school just a bit ago. Damn, no priorities on that kid, haha! Anyways, Donkey and I are going to hit you up with the Main Card action here, and then he’s told me he’ll do a “quickie” version of his notes for the Undercard. We’ll get something in for everybody today folks! Today’s action in London brings a load of fun for MMA fans all over! We’ve got now one, but TWO big title fights set to go for you. First, the Co-Main Event will be a Welterweight battle for the belt as A Mere Con steps into the cage to challenge the reigning champ, Andor Seres in his first (ever) title defense. Then, your Main Event will give you the BIG BOYS and if you like some hard-hitting action, well, this is just the title fight for you! “The New Test” Will Wrecks “Yer Face” knows…well, power and aggression! His opponent, the defending champ…Ben “Dunkzilla” Slam is made of the same cloth! This will be a slobberknocker from hell folks! Alright, I think that’s enough blabber from me? So, let’s just talk about our sponsor and get to the good stuff! Our fantastic and respected sponsor is Shadow Warrior Nutrition now brings you not only their amazing energy loss reduction supplements…now renamed to “Marvin Hagler Marvelous Energy Injections”, but also two new fantastic products! For those of you out there looking to give the newest members of your stables a leg up in their conditioning and strength so they can truly get the most from their training and take less days off…well, Shadow Warrior also now has “ Sugar Ray Robinson Stamina Pills” and “Jack Johnson Muscle Bulk Powder”! Truly Shadow Warrior Nutrition is your one-stop shop for all your high end training supplements! Stop by today! Now, let's get to it! *********************** Main Card Bout #1: Middleweights Red Jesus Karter v Holden Gracie Main Card action will kick off with Holden Gracie and Red Jesus Karter stepping into the cage to represent the Middleweights here at SPPS. Both are well prepared for the fight, so from that perspective we’re off to a fine start! Red Jesus Karter has the opportunity to earn a Top Contender battle here if he can win yet again four a fifth win in a row. He’s been steadily rebuilding a heck of a winning streak ever since the stumble that saw back to back losses to first Zett Jukassa and then Marcus Alexander back in July and August. Since then he’s progressively rolled over increasingly more difficult opponents and may be just about ready for that final test again before a possible title shot! But the focus will need to be on Gracie here this evening if he wants to continue with the momentum he’s built. Gracie came into Sucker punch on a three fight winning streak after the merger with CFC and then proceeded to roll off four straight at SPPS. He was on the verge of a potential title shot but stumbled back in November against Ainsworth and then fell in a comeback bid to my own Darwin Zambrano last month. He’ll need to rebuild his momentum some to get back into Top Contender territory but a win tonight over the soaring RJK would certainly get that effort kicked off in the right direction! Donkey’s Pick: Gracie via Unanimous Decision Karter is more the stand in your face and try to punch yours type of guy. Gracie is also a finisher from the feet most times but uses a more diverse kickboxing approach and may even try to move things into the clinch now and then as needed. This is a great matchup for the first fight of the Main Card and it could very easily go either way. A hunch is telling me that the level of competition that Gracie has faced leading up to this may give him the experience he needs to come out successful though. *********************** Main Card Bout #2: Welterweights Keisuke Matsuzaka v Paulo Gentil Would you just look at those primary skill graphs and the preparation on these two, folks? Damn! You literally cannot put together a more balanced and matched fight than this one. It’s just not possible! Trying to differentiate these two some becomes very difficult, to the point where I have to reach to physical stature where Matsuzaka is the slightly heavier combatant between the two. Outside that, even experience level is about even! For these two evenly matched competitors there is a ton on the line with this Welterweight battle. One of these men is going to be fighting for the belt next month! One will be heading back to their camp trying to figure out what adjustments they need to make to get (back in some cases) to the highest level. So you have to wonder, will the champ, Seres, and his competition tonight, Mere Con, be peeking at the monitors and watching as they prepare for their own battle or will they stay solely focused and worry about who’s next later? Flip that around, I can guarantee you the winner of this fight will have his ass back out in the arena to watch that Co-Main Event two fights later to get a up close view of what he’ll be dealing with! Donkey’s Pick: Matsuzaka via Unanimous Decision Gentil comes off back to back wins to make it a 2-1 record since joining SPPS. Those W’s came against some very solid talent, unanimous decisions against Christiano and Rahman. This fight will be a whole new animal though as he’s facing off against the former 2x SPPS Welterweight champ. I think clearly you have to lean towards the former champ here, who can win via finish or points on the feet, and his experience at this level. That said, I wouldn’t discount Alfred Winterbottom and his boy here. He’s fantastic at grabbing decisions but there’s always the threat of a finish as Henry Lancaster learned after a brutal KO over at Combate in October! *********************** Main Card Bout #3: Middleweights Kiryu Kazuma v James Yarborough Our last fight before the Main Events gives us yet another with big stuff on the line! Granted, neither is up for a title shot yet with a win, but it’d certainly put Yarborough in position for a Top Contender battle and for Kazuma it would be a much needed step back in the right direction as the 4x former Middleweight champ tries to right the ship and escape the three losses over the last four fights. Both fighters are fully prepped, as you’d expect at this level. Yarborough has a brown belt over Kazuma’s purple in Jiu Jitsu, but we’ve never seen much from him in terms of ground offense. I don’t know that that makes the belt factor in much here this evening if I’m honest. So that means Yarborough will likely have to stand and deliver against one of the toughest strikers in the Middleweight division. There’s no secret to Kazuma’s approach. He just likes to knock people’s blocks off. Will he be able to do that without Yarborough dancing and dodging his way to a points win on the cards? At the same time, Yarborough can deliver the finishing touches also. He was the former champ at CFC and had put up a few KO’s and TKO’s. So Kazuma will need to decide what level of aggression is enough without being exposed! Donkey’s Pick: Yarborough via TKO (Strikes) Kazuma has been reeling of late and that’s concerning. Normally I give the edge to the former champ, but even given the losses were against the toughest the division has to offer I still have to question his confidence right now…and if his camp is fully invested at the moment. For that reason, I’m leaning towards Yarborough finally finding his way back to his championship caliber days from CFC! *********************** Co-Main Event: Welterweight Championship Bout Andor Seres v A. Mere Con Our Co-Main Event will be a battle for the Sucker Punch Pro Series Welterweight Championship of the World! Con has been close to perfect with his current run with manager Not Skenoj. A submission loss to Doomsday early on at CFC last June and then a Draw with Itchy Sinclair here at SPPS were the only blemishes on a great run over that period which included five straight wins spanning CFC and SPPS. The title shot he earned against Matsuzaka didn’t go the way he’d planned with a decision loss back in November but he’s gotten right back on his horse without missing a step. A win over Sinclair to fix that draw was a nice rebound from the title loss and then a decision over Mareth Line earlier this month set him up for another shot at the strap! Seres steps into the cage tonight looking to fully legitimize his championship status. Some people claim that until you’ve successfully defended the title, you’re not the true champ yet. I don’t go by that philosophy, but I can see where it comes from. Certainly there’s a whole new level of expectations and pressure at that point! Tonight will be Seres’ first opportunity to show the world what he’s made of as the defending champ! Big wins over former champ Konrad, Christiano and Matsuzaka have gotten him where he is today. We’ll find out what tomorrow holds for Seres after he shows us what he’s got tonight! Donkey’s Pick: Seres via Unanimous Decision Both fighters will keep this one on the feet tonight unless somebody really pulls out a surprise on us. That said, I think I have to look at the common fights they’ve had against Matsuzaka as the measuring stick. Seres came out successful. It was one of the very few losses for Con. Advantage…Seres. *********************** Main Event: Heavyweight Championship Bout Slam vs. Wrecks II Ben Slam v Will Wrecks Our Main Event of the evening gives us the ultimate battle of the biggest of the big! The Heavyweight title is on the line here at Sucker Punch and we’re about to find out who can become…or remain…the BMF of the world! Both Wrecks and Slam are fully prepared for this fight and you can expect a Clash of the Titans here as both love to bang! Wrecks just bulldozes through opponents and ever since manager Bradley Burns has taken over for him there’s been no stopping this man. A quick stumble in the very first fight under Burns’ management to Robert MacArthur Jnr, a loss via KO, was avenged the following month in a requested rematch. Wrecks’ camp felt they had missed something there and wanted a chance at redemption and they certainly made good on it. Since then, wins over Fury, Haden and Shima have returned him to the spotlight of the title fight…something he hasn’t seen since May last year. This is Slam’s second run as Heavyweight champ here at SPPS. The first came to an end at the hands of Pedro Fuentes in September. Slam and his camp had to take a great deal of pleasure earlier this month when they avenged that loss by taking the belt back from Fuentes! With only one loss, that title loss to Fuentes, over the last NINE fights, this is not a man to be trifled with! Every win has come via TKO or KO…so if Wrecks is up to bang…well, he’s found the right dance partner! Donkey’s Pick: Slam via KO (Punch) This fight is SOOOO tough to pick. Both former and current champions here at Sucker Punch. Both with the ability to finish a fight in devastating fashion, something that happens way more often than not when they step into the cage! One of these men finishes this fight with his hands in the air and some hardware strapped around his waist. The other…finishes by waking up to smelling salts and asking his trainer when the fight is going to start? That’s what I see in this one, and I don’t think it’s much of a stretch to make that prediction! The choice is even more difficult because both are on a roll. Given all that, I’ll defer to the champ. *********************** So we’re all set for some amazing action tonight at the Wombley in London folks! I hope everybody is as amped up and as ready to go as Donkey and I! If all else fails and you can’t make it, just know that we’ve got you covered with an amazing THREE HOUR PPV that will not disappoint! We’ve spared no expense and you’ll get three hours of some of the best action and production you could ever ask for! Till then, have fun and don’t forget… Keep it cheap and dirty…Sucker Punch Pro Series style!

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ALFRED'S KAMPF Chapter 3: Die Dezimierung der Liebe Sometimes we have to do things that are not nice in order for things to be better. I received intelligence early on that the far left communist pig Gwad had been observed to be rather close with another from his camp. Further reconnaissance revealed that not only was this other person shockingly of adult age but that it was none other than his second in command Billy Arseworth. On my orders, my scouts remained in place for many days and observed from safe distance. After they had collected enough info they returned back with all the deep and dirty doings of this unholy coupling. One thing was immediately apparent; this was no mere fleeting fling, no sir! This was love. The real thing. As soon as I had finished reading all the details of this touching, tender love affair, my stomach knotted in anticipating of what must be done. How could I be so callous though? Could I really stoop so low as to destroy the deep love of these two men? Was this proof that communists were able to form actual consensual relationships? I shook the thoughts out of my mind. It didn’t matter. The path ahead was clear. I called for my hired assassin known as the Red Shinobi. My meeting with the Red Shinobi was brief. He brought along his young charge Dante McGinley who just stood there menacingly whilst staring daggers into nothing much at all. The Red Shinobi smiled widely as I told him my plans to demoralise camp Gwad by taking out their leaders lover. He told me to consider it done. And it was. On the day, McGinley punished the poor heavily oiled and scantily clad young Asian boy that the degenerate Billy Arseworth had put forward for battle. And I’m here to tell you that it was no fight, indeed it was a massacre. One that Arseworth and Gwad seemed to be enjoying rather too much if you ask me. Shrieks of joy sounded from their direction as the sickening thuds of McGinley’s shins connecting with Namkhai’s thighs shook the building. Giggles of delight as McGinley gigantic iron fist made odd shapes of Namkhai’s skull. In the end, Arseworth could even be seen squirming in ecstasy as Gwad pinched his nipples while a battered Namkhai fell to his knees and the traumatised referee jumped in to put an end to the barbarism. They were so happy. Happy, that is, until the realisation of what this meant took hold of them. Then the panic. Oh, the desperate look of panic and shock slapped across their faces as they realised they would now be parted! Their great love affair was now over for Gwad’s right hand man Billy Arseworth would be sent away from the tournament for good. Eliminated from the competition and eliminated from Gwad’s bed. A massive blow to their campaign of evil though at some great cost to love. Though topping this result would have been damn near impossible, our second victory was still rather exquisite. Dirty Panda hating treacherous slime Dildo the Manager and his Viking LARPer friend Adrian Karlsson were dispatched within one round by our brave and noble warrior Gaston “SHIG Heil” Juncker and his manager Verrücktes Pferd. You may recall at the start of the tournament, Dildo had the chance to save himself from the disgusting clutches of Team Gwad and be re-united with his then Panda alliance mates who had joined the forces of good. Clearly the promise of debauched sauna orgies was too much for a degenerate such as he to deny and he not only abandoned his Panda pals but declined the opportunity to join the winning team as well. A fool for sure but what can you do? Wer sich mit Hunden hinlegt, steht mit Flöhen auf

I think that would be an outstanding fight, however, I do have an opponent who has earned a title shot. I'm going to send this fight offer to Adlehyde, and we'll see if we can work out a super fight between Adlehyde and the 185 champ after.

I’ve just opened SCRAP FC and we are a 380k restricted org

Week 4 Fight Announcment Bantamweights Phil Sprintin (Team Alfred) vs Pollo Alfredo (Team Gwad) Super Heavyweights Oliver Hardy (Team Alfred) vs Brock Lesnar (Team Gwad)

Urban Fighter

This man still cryin' lmao

THEE GOAT!!🔥🔥🔥❤️

They did!

This man still trash, heaviest backpack in division 1

This man still salty he doesn't have a division trophy, he desperate to join the Trash Hoes but they don't want him