Hardcore - Official Smack Talk Thread

[Bleakardor]

Thank you Butch! It's always an honor when you bust out the Madness.

[Gator001]

World class Dagestani Rapist? This is number one bullshit! Send location

LMAO, classic butch

[HareRumpler]

 

HFC 49 "Preview"

"Feature Prelim"

Featherweight Division

Nati "Bo" Pisswater(6-3-0) vs Kurt "Nightcrawler" Wagner(5-4-0)

Final Verdict: If Wagner fails to get the fight to the ground, it may be a quick but painful night.

 

"This. Boy better pray...to whatever god he chooses...that he can get me to the ground and find some miracle that allows him to win this early...because if not...this is going to be a bad night for him!"

[Rambo]

War ADA

[Bleakardor]

HFC owner J.W. Hardman decided to throw a Thanksgiving party at the HFC Headquarters in New York. It was a public invitation but he strongly suggested a showing from all division champions and a few select contenders. It is rumored that a 5k check was slipped to each of the personally invited fighters. Unfortunately, we were unable to confirm those rumors.

The party started at 5pm, in part so that J.W. didn't have to hear a stream of bitching from anyone hungover from the after party life, but in truth, the real reason was his Texans were making an appearance against the Lions, and despite the Texans being in terrible shape this year, he was looking forward to their first 2-game winning streak of the season.

At 4:48 the first buzz came from the suite door, where security was announcing the arrival of the first guest of the evening. Much to the surprise of J.W. and, well just about anyone who you tell this to, it was Massive Wanker. J.W. had left instructions to not let anyone into the party before 5pm, but this was Wanker. Have you ever tried to keep a man that size behind a closed door when there's a buffet, massaging recliners, and a big screen with Thanksgiving day football on? Needless to say, J.W. gave the nod, bidding security to usher in the super heavyweight champ.

J.W. greeted Wanker excitedly, but Massive just nodded and walked strait past him and grabbed a beer and started looking for the plates. As J.W. shook his head, the buzz came again. J.W. looked at his wrist, at his newly acquired custom HFC belt Rolex. 4:54pm. Puzzled, a bit disgruntled, but overall pleased that people are so eager to show up, J.W. decided to have a little fun. Without asking who the next guest was, J.W. told security to just ignore everyone and unlock the doors at 5pm sharp.

When the doors unlocked, Pethchuanglek Sitsongrit burst through with a half cocked grin, "I told you I'd be first!" Behind him, Patriot, Slingin, and Dos Anjos walked through the door, single file. Patriot was not amused, "Well, if ADA here could keep his damned hands to himself, It would have been me. What gives, pecker nuts?"

ADA laughed and walked to the table and made himself a plate. The others followed suit, but Patriot walked to the recliner and took a seat. "Who won the game? Tell me it wasn't the Texans.. Fuck the Texans!" I guess if you're named Patriot, you were brought up in one of those bandwagon households, eh?

A few hours in, everyone had loosened up a bit, not thinking of this is an HFC cage, but more of a HFC after party, minus the women. Just about all of the champs were here, as well as a few other guys. Nati Pisswater showed up, grabbed a plate of food and 3 beers, and was gone before most had noticed he was even there. Needless to say, we didn't get a comment from him about his other plans.

J.W. was looking around, Kocak and Wanker were playing chess, which puzzled him greatly. Sitsongrit was complaining about how this shit on TV was not football, that it should be called hand ball for padded pussies. Slingin was on listcrawler trying to find some private entertainers, there were even a few guys huddled around Ralph McGuire as he challenged Doug Slugs to a beer chugging contest. The one person he noticed was not there, was Marcello Sosa.

As if on que, the door burst open and 4 beautiful women came walking into the room, scantly dressed, and covered in glitter. DaBabay was playing on the 80's style boom box hoisted up on the left shoulder of Dre Battle, who was beaming from ear to ear. "Yea bitches, sup? I brought some buns to the sausage party." As Dre sat the radio down and turned it off, all eyes diverted to the door where another member of the Convicted crew strolled in as Marcello Sosa and his manager Chris Karter strolled in.

Sosa didn't say a word, passed the funny smelling cigar to Karter, and walked over to Sitsongrit and ripped a fart that turned the heads of everyone in the room. "What? I had to make room for the beer!" As speaking, he popped the top and started downing his beer. Petchuanglek gave him a quick ball tapper with lightning quick reflexes that caused Sosa to spew a large portion of beer ahead of him, and all over Wanker.

J.W. saw the potential devastation that was about to unfold as this room, hell, this building wasn't built to withstand the destruction a pissed off Massive Wanker could cause if he got pissed off. Wanker stood, turned and scowled at Sosa. Before Wanker could get out a single word, Sosa who was still doubled over in pain, held up a finger. "Wait!" he panted, "I have something for you."

Wankers eyes uncrossed just a little in confusion, as he looked to where the outstretched finger of Sosa pointed. Walking in the door was a woman. No, not a woman, a warrior, no, an amazon! This woman made Wankers heart stop momentarily. She had to be at least 6'4" and every bit of 220 lbs. She looked like a more chiseled, and yet some how softer featured Chyna. Wanker stepped over Sosa and made his way to the door with a sparring match on his mind.

Sosa couldn't help but notice as he stepped over him. "So, that's why his parents named him Massive Wanker. How astute." A high pitched sound came from the bathroom, something crossed between bad brakes and Fran the Nanny in a scream contest. All eyes turned that direction, well, except Wankers.

The sound stopped, and nothing else came from the room for a few minutes until the door opened and out walked a midget woman carrying a black leather bag. Her hair was all a mess and she appeared to be quite wet. She walked strait to the door at a brisk pace, never saying a word nor making eye contact with anyone. Eyes went back to the bathroom door as Seelow Heights walked out buttoning up his shirt. He was sweating profusely and his grin dropped from his face as soon as he looked up to see that he was the focus of the room. "Mexican food, you don't want to go in there."

A few more little pissing matches here and there, and one quite literally between Sosa and Sitsongrit trying to hit moving targets on the ground from the balcony of the 10th floor, but J.W. had no mind to stop them. Nobody was supposed to be out there anyways. All in all, it was a good Thanksgiving. J.W. had started with nothing, and some luck, help along the way, and determination to succeed has lead to this first HFC Thanksgiving get together.

He concluded the night with a toast.

"To everyone here, and everyone along the way, I sincerely thank you for all you have given and endured to help make HARDCORE Fighting Championship what it is today. We have grown from nothing to a top 5 organization in our first year running. We have warded off the sharks and staked our claim on history. Today, we celebrate the year we have had to get us here. Because tomorrow is ours, and it's a pleasure to be on this journey with each and every one of you. Eat up, have fun, and someone tell Karter to bring me some of that good shit!"

[Bleakardor]

Just for shits and grins guys.. A few hours early here, but happy Thanksgiving!

[HareRumpler]

LMFAO, Pisswater has other things on his mind...like a demolition job he was enlisted for this weekend. So...off to focus! But he said thanks for the grub!

[Bleakardor]

Hey guys, excellent event! Never before have I seen one card with 3 different doctor stoppages. I have to say, that blood fest is HARDCORE at in it's purest form, but secondly.. we had to let go of our ref today. We just believe that the doctor shouldn't be called in so frequently unless the fighter's corner requests it.

I will be doing a review at some point in the next 24-48 hours as this event was well worth it.


Fight of the Night:

ADA vs Tonissaur

What a fight that went the distance. These guys gave it all out there and went back and forth. Two judges scored the fight for ADA and one for Tonissaur, and almost exactly opposite scoring of the fight, not sure what happened there but I am sure these two need to go at it again in the future. Not often do you see a fight go the distance and still have a 75% rating.



Sub of the Night:


Rafaelo Gracie

Not hard to award a SotN award when only one fight was ended by way of submission. The great thing about this fight is that it went into the 3rd and final round before Gracie was finally able to lock one in. These two went at it the whole fight and even in the 3rd nobody new who was going to come out on top until the Gracie locked in that Kimura.



KO of the Night:

Alex Ferreria

As usual, there were several candidates for this fight. But this one stood out to me for a couple of different reasons. 1) the KO happened in under 40 seconds. 2) The opponent was a KO artist himself. 3) Ferreria got this KO to snap a 3 fight losing streak.


Excellent card and thank you again to all the managers and fighters who participated. I will get that review up to you most likely by tomorrow, and in the next couple of days Butcher will have another preview for HFC 50 coming up this weekend for your entertainment. A big shout out to Butcher for his involvement with the writing and poster designs for HFC 49 and 50.



Stay HARDCORE!

[HareRumpler]

Nati Pisswater's Post Fight Presser

Nati comes walking in up to the podium, grinning and waving along the way, only stopping to point over at Debbie D. Dallas for a moment...

Nati: Triple D! Great to see you girl! We on for next week again? Yeah, you know I'll bring what you need girl, don't you worry! *winks*

Arriving at the podium, Nati puts his hands up in the air, that shit-eating grin still plastered to his face, and waits for the crowd of reporters and media types to quiet down a little. When they do, he opens things up...

Nati: So I know you folks are all excited to talk about the sparring session from earlier, I know, I know, you've been waiting for a chance to stop in and see me all week, but let's do this one at a time ok?

Nati! Over here! Imma Notty from the Stay Hard Sentinel...You do realize that that was actually a fight on the card tonight for Hardcore Fighting Championship right? Why are you calling it a sparring session?

Nati: Haha, yeah, I know Imma, I'm just busting some balls. When my crew told me I was going out there against Wagner I originally asked if this was like a promotional thing or something. They had to convince me that they weren't pulling my leg and that Igor and HW had really sent Wagner out there to get his ass whooped!

Mr. Pisswater, over here, to the left...Kris Crossed from Dazed n' Confused Daily. Why did you...

...Nati holds up his hand cutting off Kris and leans down to talk to the security guard nearby...

Nati to Security: Dude, what the fuck? I told you no dudes in here tonight! How the fuck hard is it to follow that basic instruction man?

Security: Sorry Mr. Pisswater, but they assured us they were fully transitioned.

Nati: Fuck man! I can see the apple! You can't see the apple? Get him the fuck outa here!

As security attempts to politely escort Kriss Crossed out Nati points over to the right...

Thank you Mr. Pisswater...Dee Light with the Hardcore Chronicle. You started this fight out slower than usual and weren't as aggressive. Were you just changing things up or was that respect for Wagner's power?

Nati: *laughing* Respect for his power? What the hell? No, it wasn't any of that! So my camp and manager have been telling me that I need to work on being a kinder, gentler person in my life. They told me nobody likes somebody who can't play well with others and share. So, right before the bell rang for us to head out there, they told me not to end it too quickly, take it slow, let Wagner have his turn too, counter after I give him a shot, and if I throw, well, let Wagner have a couple. They call it sharing, they say sharing is caring, so that's what I did! You saw how nicely I had security show Kris there out to the water cooler because he...er, she...uh, whatever...because they looked thirsty, right? See, it's working, I'm much nicer than I've ever been!

(Dee Light still...) But Wagner is supposed to have KO Power. That had to be something you would respect right? Isn't that really why you were countering?

Nati: Dee, I let that guy have more than enough free shots. Trust me, it didn't matter how many I gave him, he wasn't finishing with that "knockout power". I don't know who rated that power or whatever, maybe they've been watching him spar down at the local elementary school or something? Who knows, but I'm guessing he's probably been finished a few times there too!

Nati, back here!...Debbie D. Dallas, Sporting Wood Dispatch.

Nati: Hey TripD! What can I do ya for? I mean for ya? Wait, you know what I can do for ya girl! Ha, anyways, what do you wanna know babe?

Wagner is supposed to have a black belt in Jiu Jitsu and many were saying that he was going to get this fight to the ground early and this could end in a submission. You were able prevent his takedown attempts, were you sure you could do that coming into the fight?

Nati: Oh dammmmmmn D! You saw that too didn't you? Oh my god, damn, yeah, so anyways, he comes at me...friggin' hilarious really, like your little preschooler nephew would do as he charges at you, head down and all...so you saw it, I reached out just like you do with those little ankle-biters and put my hand on his head and just held him there! Did you see his feet going? Fucking hilarious! Then, you know how you do, you kinda just let em go and they drop to the floor or onto the couch or whatever. Anyways, babe, you shoulda seen his face up close when he looked up with mat burn on his face! Shit, I almost had to call a timeout or something I was laughing so hard!

Nati hears a voice and sees a hand waving from the right...

Dee Light from the Hardcore Chronicle here Nati...We saw the ref talking to you for a moment after the second takedown attempt...a little over two minutes into the fight...I think the one you were just talking about...what was he saying?

Nati: Hi Dee, yeah he did. It was kinda bullshit really. He actually warned me to stop fucking around or he was going to take a point away! Seriously? I didn't do anything illegal! Told him that too. He just tells me not to make a mockery of it, this is Hardcore and we don't make a joke of a fight. I just smiled at him and told him too late, that Igor and HW already made a joke of it when they put Wagner in the cage with me! *laughs*

A call from the back of the room, just to the left...

Hi Nati, Miso Honi with the Daily Local Dangler. You finished the fight pretty soon after the ref had a talk with you. I thought you said you were trying to share, so why finish the fight so early without even giving the fans more than a half round?

Nati: Well Honi, honestly the ref kinda bummed me out a little bit there. And sending a fight to the judges is only encouraging corruption. My mom tells me it's my duty to fight corruption anytime I can! Nah, kidding, the guys in my corner had told me I only had to share for a bit...I looked over and they were giving me the thumbs up, so I figured it was time! Wanted to give the fans something good to talk about afterward though, so did you see me do the little wind-up with the fist before I unloaded that uppercut? *laughs* And even better...now, I missed this as I was arguing with the ref that that was a KO not a TKO...but my corner tells me that when Wagner woke up he was flailing around and yelling about "a monster is after me!", hahahaha!

Nati, Imma Notty again, one last question here...What's next? Any thoughts about where you go from here?

Nati: That's a great question Imma! But really, probably something you want to ask JW and Igor up in the big suite upstairs. I mean, seriously, if this is what they have to throw at me, then their division might be in trouble. I know I stumbled against Marcello Sosa, and he's a hell of a fighter, but what else do they have going? Either they're going to have to find somebody else, or it looks like at some point it's going to just end up me and Sosa again. I guess it is what it is! Anyways, I gotta get outa here...Imma, you busy? Wanna get a drink?

Nati waves and heads out the door...tucking his arm under Imma's...and looks up at the landing where JW and Igor stand...and smirks before slipping out the door.

[Bleakardor]

Daammmnn

[Bleakardor]

So is TripD why you were a quick pit stop at the buffet table during the Thanksgiving party, Nati? Other than her being about 66 years old, I completely understand. lol

[HareRumpler]

So is TripD why you were a quick pit stop at the buffet table during the Thanksgiving party, Nati? Other than her being about 66 years old, I completely understand. lol

 

Nah, anyway man, you're thinking of her mom! I never do them on the same day. LMFAO! Priorities my man! You laugh, but when the dentures come out...my god!

[Bleakardor]

You fucking Gummy Bear...

 

[Rambo]

 

Ademaro Dos Anjos is the pride and joy of HLK's roster and one of the best P4P fighters at 350K. He defended his 185 pound Middleweight strap with a masterclass display of striking, mixing punches and kicks, and exploiting furious styles of muay thai with knees to the body that took a toll on the Estonian challenger early. Despite being battered, bruised, and gassed the fuck out, Baruto Tonissaar survived the ass kicking, dug deep, and really gave his best effort in the face of adversity.

 

"I was impressed with every facet of ADA's game because Baruto is a tough opponent, and I've showed his manager all the tricks in the book. Esiah's been around those YABAI dudes a little too long so I think he went into it with a bad gameplan but Baruto proved his toughness. ADA really wore him down early." Karter says recapping the fight. "I think Dre would of finished him though."

 

At the end of the contest, controversy almost ensued, as ADA was awarded a split decision. YABAI was clearly in the pockets of one of the officials, an elective grease ball by the name of Columbo Gotti, the lone judge who scored the fight in favor of Baruto. Convicted officials have declined to comment but rumors have speculated there will be retaliation against the rival alliance.

 

"They will pay in blood." An anonymous source said in a thick Norwegian accent.

 

Despite the Convicted vs YABAI drama all parties involved in the cage and cage-side were cordial and respectable. Esiah Xavier was seen shaking hands with HLK and Chris Karter following the result, blatantly defying social distancing reform of the Communist Tea Party. Chris Karter and Dre Battle were in attendance, rooting for ADA from the front row..

 

"I didn't think ADA was gonna win to be honest." Karter admits. "I thought YABAI sucked off the judges enough to get the doctor to stop it after a little flesh wound. That's why Dre was here, to make sure that didn't happen."

 

That's what friends are for. Karter once again goes above and beyond to prove his loyalty to his alliance by preventing what would of been the biggest scandal since the U.S. election fraud. Less radical, more close minded simpletons might point out that CK's just paranoid and egotistically flexing on an old friend who chose YABAI over re-joining his old alliance.

 

But this isn't about Karter, or Furious Styles Esiah Xavier, this is about Ademaro Dos Anjos, and ADA is a bad mother fucker and a legit ninja - regardless of how bad he gets his ass kicked by Dre Battle - it doesn't take away from the fact that he's probably the third best fighter in HFC.

 

"Congrats to ADA for keepin' that belt warm." #1 contender Dre Battle

[Bleakardor]

Good shit man. lol

[The1rstSaint]

 

HFC 50 "Preview"

 

by Mr. Madness

 

 

Ladies and Gentle-jerks we are here today to preview a wicked spectacle of Blunt Force Trauma, of the HARDCORE variety. With Two big World Title fights bolstering the event and a under card to DIE for bring your old hag out to the Liberty Dome on Dec. 5th for some good hearty violence. The Co-Main event pits champion Marcello Sosa against challenger Lorenzo Benedetti in what will be the Trifecta of there series of matches. Also in the evenings Main Event Welterweight champ Slash Slingin will do battle with Malcolm King a bright young slasher in his own right. So enough of the chitter chatter lets take a glimpse at the Preliminary card, Harley go get my guns and liquor, this could take a minute!

 

Preliminary Card

 

Middleweight Division

 

Daaniel Teteny (5-3-0)

vs

Lauri Jukola (2-3-0)

 

Teteny is coming to us by way of Budapest, Hungary and will be looking to snap a 2 fight loosing skid. Daaniel with two A's has a decent ground game, his bread and butter if you must finishing 4 out of 5 of his wins via submission.

 

Jukola the native Nurmijarvi, Finland also finds himself looking to rebound after a heart STABBING defeat to Marko Bakar. Lauri is also well versed on the ground but instead of submissions he is more of a ground and ponder.

 

Prediction: Jukola by Unanimous Decision.

 

Heavyweight Division

 

Olli Lindholm (6-2-0)

vs

Horgen Stein (9-6-1)

 

Moving forward we find a fine duel of beefcakes in the HW division

 

Olli of Tampere, Finland made his return to the cage after a brief 6 month layoff. In his return he looked quite destructive dominating Thomas Jukola and ultimately finishing him late in the final round.

 

Stuttgart, Gernamy's very own Horgen "Wunder Kid" Stein returns to the HFC arena for his third appearance, after going 1-1 in his previous bouts. A former WCKD Heavyweight champ searches to reach the promise land once more here at HFC.

 

Prediction: Lindoholm 1rst round KO

 

Light Heavyweight Division

 

Basko Godwin (4-4-0)

vs

Jet Gunner (6-4-0)

 

at 205 pounds we have a dandy of a treat!

 

Basko a countryman of Scotland, has recently changed fight teams and he looked SPINE CHILLING in his last HFC fight. That fight with Rakeem Marley was a excellent way to start his new career vision with a Dominant performance over a once promising talent.

 

Jet is from Los Angeles, California and supposedly the savior of the world, he has gone on a stellar 3 fight win streak as he currently is ranked #6 at 205. It should be noted that this is a rematch, Gunner maid short work in there first outing, but will the new management team be a factor this time?

 

Prediction: Gunner by Unanimous Decision

 

Lightweight Division

 

Juodasis Vaiduoklis (5-3-0)

vs

Ryan Rodriguez (7-5-0)

 

In the action packed Lightweight division two hungry fighters look to feast!

 

Juodasis from Klaipeda, Lithuania has recently snapped a two fight loosing skid with a "Fight of the Night" performance over Leon Hooker. I think i will refer to him as Judas though, and with a name like that its someone i can endorse highly. The future looks bright for this rapidly improving youngster.

 

Ryan a native of San Deigo, California is a former Lightweight Champion from a shitty org that i refuse to mention. Unfortunately though Rodriguez has looked flabbergasted in his last 3 bouts and it all started with that disappointing Title loss to Pinero Chai. He also recently changed camps will it be prospering? or will it be a a complete Failure? hahahahaha will soon find out.

 

Prediction: Judas by TKO round 3

 

Feature Prelim bout

 

Light Heavyweight Division

 

Kiril Semenov (7-7-0)

vs

Dro Qanar (7-5-0)

 

In are feature prelim fight we have two 205ers in dire need of victory!

 

Kiril the Russian fighter had some early success in his career over at the Island, but finds himself as the old man in a young mans world at 30 years old. Winning just 1 of his last 5 bouts Semenov has found new guidance under Dean Bailey Inc. and looks to re-surge his once promising career.

 

Nashville, Tennessee is in da house next as Dro Qanar returns to the HFC cage looking to get himself back on track as well after dropping 2 of his last 3 fights. Much like his opponent, Dro has also changed management teams as the former Light Heavyweight title challenger looks to climb the rankings once again.

 

Predicition: Qanar by Submission round 2

 

Main Card

 

Featherweight Bout

 

Lance Mills (10-4-0)

vs

Rhondon Rousey (7-6-0)

 

Now we jump into the Main Card where there really MADNESS come into play!

 

Mills is from the tiny island of St. Vincent & Grenadines. A terrific place i like to visit from time to time, when things get a little messy in the Big Cities. Lance is a former F & B Featherweight champ but has not looked himself going 1-3 in his last 4 bouts. Mills last fought the current title challenger Benedetti, and though he managed to go all 3 rounds he lost by UD.

 

It's no secret that Rhonda Rousey had a change of appearance and now going by the name Rhondon. He has recently moved to Reykjavik, Iceland where he/she spends a lot of time roughing up the locals at the taverns. Rousey has had a bumpy road in the sport but it is coming off his most defying moment with a TKO finish of former Lightweight Champ Daniel Barbosa.

 

Prediction: Mills Submission Round 2

 

Lightweight Division

 

Ed Ford

(7-3-0)

United States

Andy's Sweaty Men

Versatile Striker/ possible drug Smuggler for Mr. Madness

 

vs

Kai Kona

(7-3-0)

United States

Far-Q Fight Club

Hawaiian Bare Knuckle Street fighting

 

Next we head to the LW Division where the current #3 and #4 ranked 155ers look to state there claim for #1 contender!

 

Ed Ford has gone 5-1 in his last 6 pro fights, his only loss was to Georges Moxley by Unanimous Decision. Ford has destructively finished every win on his record by KO or TKO, and his head kick KO of former division champ Rodriguez was quite possibly his most DECAPITATING of them all. I met up with Ed at my humble estate for un-related reasons, that do not need to go on record. He had a brief statement for his foe on Dec. 5th, and i quote "Im gonna make that fake ass Hawaiian regret stepping into the cage with me" pretty short and subtle(While intoxicated) which is how are convo normally is. Yes Mr. Ford does do some local charity work for Madness Incorparated.

 

Kai Kona is no slouch by any means in this division, and he also is a TANK of a grinder. If the fight goes to the later rounds expect Kona to just continue his Furious pace. Kai is now on a 5 fight winning streak after starting his pro career at 2-3. Coming off his biggest win a third round TKO finish of Wulfgang Bleak, kona managed to add his 3rd performance bonus as well in the victory. One thing is for sure When Your Balls are Hot "Crazy mutha fuckers" like Ed Ford could very well get knocked out!

 

Predicition: Ford by TKO round 2

 

Welterweight Division

 

Shaquan Woods

(9-3-0)

United States

HPS Camp

Hes got 5 hands

vs

Lucien Lachance

(10-5-0)

United States

Oblivion Gate

Dark Brotherhood Assassin

 

Two top ranked Welterweights looking to aim there sights on the Title!

 

Woods is a former WCKD Welterweight champion who has won 4 of his last 5, the only loss being against the current division champ Slash. Shaquan's most recent victories where back to back Decision wins over the likes of Dyami Yazzie and Boxing Mcsparr where he showed his endurance and ability to adapt. Shaquan is very open on Call outs, as he has done so in the past with former champ Vasil Petrov. I would be ECSTATIC if he did call out the current champ,(WHom ever that may be) if he can get by his next foe in Lachance. And why the hell wouldn't he.

 

"The Assassin" Lucien Lachance is looking to get back in the winners circle after failing in his first ever title appearance by 3rd round submission. His fight with Slash was highly competitive though as the two fighters both snagged a round before the late submission victory for Slingin.Lucien is no stranger to exciting fights with six sick performance bonuses to his credit. Lucien may very well be the most MMA versed fighter in the division with 5 TKO and 4 Submission victories on record and one hard fought Decision victory over Georges Moxley.

 

Predicition: Probably my toughest prediction thus far yet again Woods by Split Decision

 

Co-Main Event

 

Featherweight Championship

 

Marcello Sosa

(12-1-1)

Colombia

Convicted Fight Club

Cocaine induced Hurricane Fury Style

 

vs

 

Lorenzo Benedetti

(10-2-2)

Uruguay

Q Club

Cue Dini art of Taeqwon-jitsu

 

Now we move to the Featherweight championship as Sosa vs Benedetti 3 looks to WOW the fans!

 

Brash and wired Colombian fighter Sosa looks to defend his title for the fourth time, and has looked quite impressive in his pro career with just one loss on the record. That loss was very early in his career as well, and since then he has some high caliber 5 round wars with Jewel Diaz and Roberto Soldic and of course his battles with Bendetti are well stated. I hear tale that "The Hurricane" has hopes of becoming a two division champion(Unless this was on a Wednesday evening in that case it was surely just a tale, that day gets pretty wild at the Estate). A fight with Gorgon Patriot would be epic in my INSANE opinion though. First though he will need to take care of Lorenzo once again and put an end to the trilogy.

 

As for Lorenzo the Uruguayan DESTROYER has looked very strong as of late since his last defeat to Sosa, with 5 straight victories. Benedetti who has yet to be finished in his MMA journey looks to have a career defining moment by beating his fellow South American counterpart for the first time as there first bout was a Draw and Sosa won by UD in fight 2. This fight has a lot more at stake then his previous two bouts with Sosa though, as its for the belt this time. A win for Benedetti here may warrant an immediate rematch in my humble opinion once again, so this is a uphill battle. If anyone can do it though Lorenzo is the man for the job!

 

Prediction: Sosa Round 5 TKO

 

Main Event

 

Welterweight Championship

 

 

Slash Slingin

(14-3-0)

United States

Randall's Top Team

Submission grappling

 

vs

Malcolm king

(8-1-0)

United States

Pantheon of Paroxysm

Highly educated and Heavy handed Striker

 

Are Main Event could very well be one for the ages, as the Welterweight strap is on the line!

 

The champ Slash Slingin will be looking to score his second title defense, after capturing the belt for a second time against then champ Dyami Yazzie at HFC 42. Slash has an incredible ground game and has ended 10 of his 14 victories by way of Submission. Slingin has recently switched camps in the midst of his current title run. With the new staff a perfect 3-0 record and the title will surely keep the Team Morale off the charts. With his background in Catch Wrestling and his Training in Area 51 with the likes of Josh Barnett, Slash has been slingin the ass whoopins since he was put in the MMA cage. There is still a lot of unknown about the champs time at the Air Force facility but his time there surely molded the fighter we see today.

 

He will have his hands full in this one with Malcolm King who is currently on a 6 fight winning streak. King named after great African American Leaders Malcolm X and Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. has become quite the Leader himself in the city of Chicago . His father though inspired the fighting spirit of young Malcolm at an early age, but Malcolm vowed to not follow in his fathers CRIME ridding ways. Malcolm has a great Stand-up game with 5 (T)KO's as evidence, and a ever improving Ground attack. We will see if King can keep this fight on the feet which he will need to do with the caliber grappler he is facing in Slingin.

 

Prediction: King Round 4 TKO.

 

This prediction was also very tough and the champ will be looking to make fool out of me, i am DEAD sure of it.

 

Well there you have it HFC fans another well rounded event to go down this Saturday in the Big Apple. I may be on hand that evening can't promise it will be to watch the fights though. Mr . Madness has a little unfinished business to attend too, Harley get the chopper ready, babe!

[Bleakardor]

Outstanding!

[Rambo]

Benedetti has never been finished but if anybody can do it, it's Hurricane Sosa.

[Gator001]

 

Nati Pisswater's Post Fight Presser

Nati comes walking in up to the podium, grinning and waving along the way, only stopping to point over at Debbie D. Dallas for a moment...

Nati: Triple D! Great to see you girl! We on for next week again? Yeah, you know I'll bring what you need girl, don't you worry! *winks*

Arriving at the podium, Nati puts his hands up in the air, that shit-eating grin still plastered to his face, and waits for the crowd of reporters and media types to quiet down a little. When they do, he opens things up...

Nati: So I know you folks are all excited to talk about the sparring session from earlier, I know, I know, you've been waiting for a chance to stop in and see me all week, but let's do this one at a time ok?

Nati! Over here! Imma Notty from the Stay Hard Sentinel...You do realize that that was actually a fight on the card tonight for Hardcore Fighting Championship right? Why are you calling it a sparring session?

Nati: Haha, yeah, I know Imma, I'm just busting some balls. When my crew told me I was going out there against Wagner I originally asked if this was like a promotional thing or something. They had to convince me that they weren't pulling my leg and that Igor and HW had really sent Wagner out there to get his ass whooped!

Mr. Pisswater, over here, to the left...Kris Crossed from Dazed n' Confused Daily. Why did you...

...Nati holds up his hand cutting off Kris and leans down to talk to the security guard nearby...

Nati to Security: Dude, what the fuck? I told you no dudes in here tonight! How the fuck hard is it to follow that basic instruction man?

Security: Sorry Mr. Pisswater, but they assured us they were fully transitioned.

Nati: Fuck man! I can see the apple! You can't see the apple? Get him the fuck outa here!

As security attempts to politely escort Kriss Crossed out Nati points over to the right...

Thank you Mr. Pisswater...Dee Light with the Hardcore Chronicle. You started this fight out slower than usual and weren't as aggressive. Were you just changing things up or was that respect for Wagner's power?

Nati: *laughing* Respect for his power? What the hell? No, it wasn't any of that! So my camp and manager have been telling me that I need to work on being a kinder, gentler person in my life. They told me nobody likes somebody who can't play well with others and share. So, right before the bell rang for us to head out there, they told me not to end it too quickly, take it slow, let Wagner have his turn too, counter after I give him a shot, and if I throw, well, let Wagner have a couple. They call it sharing, they say sharing is caring, so that's what I did! You saw how nicely I had security show Kris there out to the water cooler because he...er, she...uh, whatever...because they looked thirsty, right? See, it's working, I'm much nicer than I've ever been!

(Dee Light still...) But Wagner is supposed to have KO Power. That had to be something you would respect right? Isn't that really why you were countering?

Nati: Dee, I let that guy have more than enough free shots. Trust me, it didn't matter how many I gave him, he wasn't finishing with that "knockout power". I don't know who rated that power or whatever, maybe they've been watching him spar down at the local elementary school or something? Who knows, but I'm guessing he's probably been finished a few times there too!

Nati, back here!...Debbie D. Dallas, Sporting Wood Dispatch.

Nati: Hey TripD! What can I do ya for? I mean for ya? Wait, you know what I can do for ya girl! Ha, anyways, what do you wanna know babe?

Wagner is supposed to have a black belt in Jiu Jitsu and many were saying that he was going to get this fight to the ground early and this could end in a submission. You were able prevent his takedown attempts, were you sure you could do that coming into the fight?

Nati: Oh dammmmmmn D! You saw that too didn't you? Oh my god, damn, yeah, so anyways, he comes at me...friggin' hilarious really, like your little preschooler nephew would do as he charges at you, head down and all...so you saw it, I reached out just like you do with those little ankle-biters and put my hand on his head and just held him there! Did you see his feet going? Fucking hilarious! Then, you know how you do, you kinda just let em go and they drop to the floor or onto the couch or whatever. Anyways, babe, you shoulda seen his face up close when he looked up with mat burn on his face! Shit, I almost had to call a timeout or something I was laughing so hard!

Nati hears a voice and sees a hand waving from the right...

Dee Light from the Hardcore Chronicle here Nati...We saw the ref talking to you for a moment after the second takedown attempt...a little over two minutes into the fight...I think the one you were just talking about...what was he saying?

Nati: Hi Dee, yeah he did. It was kinda bullshit really. He actually warned me to stop fucking around or he was going to take a point away! Seriously? I didn't do anything illegal! Told him that too. He just tells me not to make a mockery of it, this is Hardcore and we don't make a joke of a fight. I just smiled at him and told him too late, that Igor and HW already made a joke of it when they put Wagner in the cage with me! *laughs*

A call from the back of the room, just to the left...

Hi Nati, Miso Honi with the Daily Local Dangler. You finished the fight pretty soon after the ref had a talk with you. I thought you said you were trying to share, so why finish the fight so early without even giving the fans more than a half round?

Nati: Well Honi, honestly the ref kinda bummed me out a little bit there. And sending a fight to the judges is only encouraging corruption. My mom tells me it's my duty to fight corruption anytime I can! Nah, kidding, the guys in my corner had told me I only had to share for a bit...I looked over and they were giving me the thumbs up, so I figured it was time! Wanted to give the fans something good to talk about afterward though, so did you see me do the little wind-up with the fist before I unloaded that uppercut? *laughs* And even better...now, I missed this as I was arguing with the ref that that was a KO not a TKO...but my corner tells me that when Wagner woke up he was flailing around and yelling about "a monster is after me!", hahahaha!

Nati, Imma Notty again, one last question here...What's next? Any thoughts about where you go from here?

Nati: That's a great question Imma! But really, probably something you want to ask JW and Igor up in the big suite upstairs. I mean, seriously, if this is what they have to throw at me, then their division might be in trouble. I know I stumbled against Marcello Sosa, and he's a hell of a fighter, but what else do they have going? Either they're going to have to find somebody else, or it looks like at some point it's going to just end up me and Sosa again. I guess it is what it is! Anyways, I gotta get outa here...Imma, you busy? Wanna get a drink?

Nati waves and heads out the door...tucking his arm under Imma's...and looks up at the landing where JW and Igor stand...and smirks before slipping out the door.

 

Roberto Soldic

I LOVE your style but you know this is the fight to make next.......

[Gator001]

You da man Mr Pisswater, big respect! (Mr pisswater just doesnt sound right)

[HareRumpler]

 

Roberto Soldic

I LOVE your style but you know this is the fight to make next.......

 

 

We'll see how you like my style when you wake up on the mat, I'm standing over you and it's swingin' about two inches from your nose boiiii!

[Gator001]

This is starting to leave a bad taste in my mouth

[HareRumpler]

 

This is starting to leave a bad taste in my mouth

 

 

That one's just too easy...I'll leave it alone! But TripD never complains...

[Gator001]

How many VIP days to change your name from pisswater to pissingblood or shittinginabag?

[Bleakardor]

 

This is starting to leave a bad taste in my mouth

 

 

Oh, damn! Nati, you said 2 inches above.. not in!

 

#T-BagNation