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MMATycoon Court: Karter vs Camara


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  1. 1. Does Karter owe Camara 5 mil?

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Just because I'm a good sport. Not the original, but whatever. good enough.

So if I didn't fuck this up uploading it...

 

http://youtu.be/EC7Xr1afJnM

 

Miss Miracle's callin' me, stalkin' me

I swear that she follow me

Wearin' wigs like it's holloween

Hoe don't be so obvious

Not my fault you are obsolete

She say Daddy make time for me

Her p*$$y my property

Camara's not f*ckin' her properly

This hoe confide in me

Now she beggin' for privacy

and if I speak honestly

I'll be hittin' it probably

 

"I'll be thinkin' about Valentina's Ass though."

 

She addicted to sodomy

and jumpin' on top of me

In a better economy

I'd put on her salary

 

I'm drillin' her cavities

These babies casualties

I'm paintin' a canvas

She swallowed my master piece

 

Now it's back to the factory

She beggin' Karter come back to me

But I'm makin' her wait for it

It's apart of my strategy

 

I'm into anatomy

She's into astrology

I put her head in the stars

When I examine her body

 

I heard she got deleted don't tell no body

I'm really not tryin' to hurt nobody

 

I'm a real ass ninja, I roll in silence

Finger on the trigger, addicted to violence

 

10 toes down I'm dumpin' at sirens

If you aint on my level you apart of the problem

 

I can't slow down, I ain't worried bout karma

I made a deal with the devil and I'm plannin' to rob em

 

I'm on another level, I haven't forgotten

When Blake sets sliders, he swings from the bottom

 

Where did Camara go? I think we that lost em

His mouth is too stuffed with Grumpy's sausage

Retired war vet but what has it got em?

Groomin' kids on the net to come out the closet

 

Camara's a target, and Grumpy's a Cosby

LOD's been a lobby, for dumb and retarded

War on everybody, I'm just gettin' started

if you aint in Convicted, your name's on a coffin

 

Bow to the King I ain't give you an option

Drag your ass to the ring with my hand in your pocket

When I walk to the cage Camara holds out the carpet

So watch what you say when you're makin' a topic

 

Send Mannetosen to your mom's apartment

Deep throat that woman til she's covered in vomit

This is payback for you makin' those comments

I might catch a case, but I beat all my charges

 

I'm in the Hall of Fame like Emmitt and Irvin

I'm ballin' in the paint like Larry and Jordan

Stepdads gotta take care of my children

Someone's gotta do it when I abandon the building

 

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God damn, Carrot Top. That was so bad. It actually made me laugh out loud irl.

 

I can tell by your voice that you were scared shitless uploading that. Probably puking too 8 mile style.

 

Your "flow" is so utterly bad man. Feel sorry for you tbh.

 

Not to mention the "rhymes" ...

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God damn, Carrot Top. That was so bad. It actually made me laugh out loud irl.

 

I can tell by your voice that you were scared shitless uploading that. Probably puking too 8 mile style.

 

Your "flow" is so utterly bad man. Feel sorry for you tbh.

 

Not to mention the "rhymes" ...

Do better or sit down - remain in the soft play area you escaped from :yes:

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Do better or sit down - remain in the soft play area you escaped from :yes:

 

Your more obsessed with the Castorizer than a fat kid is obsessed with cake.

 

Why are you following me around and commenting my every move in here and the chat? Who are you? I can not remember you

 

Pretty pathetic lmao

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Your more obsessed with the Castorizer than a fat kid is obsessed with cake.

 

Why are you following me around and commenting my every move in here and the chat? Who are you? I can not remember you

 

Pretty pathetic lmao

Original Castor shit jokes - i'm getting nostalgic

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The next 5v5 challenge will be EPIC !

 

Camara and Frens vs _____________

 

I hope all the people that talked shit here and in other threads will step up.

 

I`m getting an all star lineup, AGAIN, for the next challenge.

 

I really wanna thank honourable Jordan/ Inferno for being so patient as well as Trump`s opponents Tong Po and Thiago Thiago. There are some sick fights to be made at Inferno and we want to close this 5th and final bet and continue our rise in the ranks.

 

There is a rumour that Inferno brass has reached out to a mysterious Chechen group and they are following Red everywhere he moves.

 

Tick Tock buddy :)

 

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I'm confused. Is this thing over now? What was/is the fifth fight?

 

The 5th and last fight (Series is tied 2:2) is :

 

http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15685172046093.gif

 

http://www.mmatycoon.com/fighterprofilemanager.php?FID=330872

 

vs

 

http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/40/40w30.jpg

 

http://www.mmatycoon.com/fighterprofilepublic.php?FID=332331

 

Archer was booked for his last match on July 25th but the match did not take place. I am guessing Nate cancelled the event in order not to lose $

 

So Inferno and I are waiting for Karter to hit that button so we can finish this at Inferno.

 

I`m not sure if the rest of JAG can lend him to Inferno, that might be our next move. Any of these gents in your alliance guys?

 

Owner: Nate Baker

PR Director: Setanta King

Matchmaker : Jack King

Recruiter: Matthew Jones

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I think with the rise of the SFL no one much cares anymore.

 

Aside of Castors return which is borderline topical.

 

That is not how bets work bro.

 

Karter was all guns blazing when he was up 2-0 , now that we are tied 2-2 he cannot just welch on the bet.

 

His guy is good enough to beat Trump. Sliders yeah I hold the edge but he has a puncher`s chance.

 

Also read the first page of this thread, Karter owes me 5M from the first bet, my backers agreed to roll it again because they have supreme confidence in my ability vs Karter`s.

 

If Karter wants to chicken out no problem but he should then pay the 5M and we can move on.

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:youwish:

 

Plan on collecting my 5 mil. You're an easy target.

 

W Jeronimo Puno Raz Simone Submission (RNC) SFL 01 | Genesis 2020-07-04 1 01:33

W Mohammed Kahn Aaron Wolf TKO (Cut) Madness Armageddon 2020-05-31 2 01:48

W Rocco Marciano Mitzi Glozman KO (Punch) Syn 617 Pulkkinen vs Tsoko 2019-02-09 1 01:09

L Rocco Marciano Mitzi Glozman Decision (Unanimous) Syn 595 2018-09-15 3 05:00

 

You squeaked 1 win via favorable insta-gas knee to body before I was aware you existed. I'm pretty sure I told you that was the last time you'd ever beat me and I meant it lol

 

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better at sliders

:rolling:

 

LOL

 

 

sincerely,

the KO King

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Poor Rocco, the Israeli derailed him to the point he could never fullfill his destiny like his father.

 

Oh well, I saw you just rerolled another Marciano, better luck with that one, maybe in 10 years Tycoon Times we will find out LOL

 

Now hurry before I am forced to employ the services of Castor:

 

http://www.mmatycoon.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=65529

 

Also you are on for today`s 500k bet: http://www.mmatycoon.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=65540&do=findComment&comment=924774

 

I personally think your mouf is writing big cheques, the Coallition of Doom takes everything, credit card, Paypal, cash, etc.

 

HAHAHA

 

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LOL I`m so scared of the average Florida Man:

 

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HAHAHAHA

 

My people decended long ago in sunny Florida.

 

We took over easily over places like Deepside, Franklin Park, Golden Heights, Little Haiti, Opa-Locka, Liberty City and Washington Park to name a few. And we mostly did it with A DIRTY LOOK. HAHAHA

 

Trust me nothing, I mean NOTHING from Florida scares us. Ok maybe deportation but that`s about it :)

 

So we have a 500k bet tonight and this Trump vs Archer bet is next.

 

I`m gonna apply my special Mentor Penis Cream for these next 2 bets. You better get ready to be GAPED Red!

 

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Hijack in progress!!!

 

What is a better Team name: Team Ass/Phoenix or Team Phoenix/Ass?

 

What everyone REALLY wants to know is can the Brothers of Destruction defeat the entire Convicted alliance in a 5 on 5 battle.

 

If our history vs Karter is an indicator, then YES!

 

Our Team:

1) Angelo Moore - 340k 185lbs

2) Blake Phoenix - 355k 205lbs

3) Izzy Bangin - 340k 170lbs

4) Techno Viking - 340k 265+lbs

5) Massive Wanker - 350k 265+lbs

 

Convicted can field a team matching these IDs and weight classes from any/all of the managers who are members of Convicted as of the time of this post - no ringers (aka no bringing in a new alliance member for this competition).

 

In the event that no one in Convicted is able to to match up with one or more of the fighters above, we are willing to consider substituting some of our other fighters, such as:

- Vadim Golovkin 330k 145lbs

- Roli Poli 330k 170lbs

or maybe some of my little guys such as Killer Kidd or Third Eye.

 

No underweight fighters. Walk-around weight must be at least the weights listed above.

 

Losing team pays the winning team $1 Million Tycoon $. We may be Camara's "powerful friends," but we are NOT Camara's "Rich friends."

 

This will probably never happen, because other than Karter when you catch him in a brave mood, Convicted is a bunch of pussies.

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Way to cherry pick your own team bro haha. If you made it open ID you would get crushed.

Obviously, because I don't have any unrestricted ID fighters, and Blake has few, and they either shouldn't be unrestricted yet or are de-popping like MFers, so YES I picked my team and am offering to let Convicted pick their team to match.

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So wait...

 

I`m supposed to know how to rap because I`m black?

 

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Regardless. I am a man of many talents, let the poll tell the troof and then we shall discuss.

 

But no matter what we shall collide $ or no $

 

Maybe a second season of TUF is on the horizon. . . .

Lmao I can ghost write for you! This is some of my older music. Used to do shows weekly.

https://www.reverbnation.com/lilsavdabest

 

this one is a lil newer I rap first, do the hook, and do most the editing. (It's not my song but that is actually arguable since I am on the song more than anyone.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aa9m2RINO4

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Come talkin' that trash, get waxed, like it's swim season/

I'm on that ass, get tapped, leavin' lips bleadin,/

My rims clean, n my chick schemin, I'm six speedin',/

never been decent, I been creepin, assist demons,/

with sick things, that you can't dream up, some sick feelings,/

in my head, I can't rest, I sit n my necks reelin,/

my wrist gleamin, with every step, I rip cement/

Come around me leave ya body wrecked in six pieces./

 

It's Camp Camaras era, I bet none of you would square up/

marinate your cerrebellum, while yo lady put her hair up/

she give me top, than put her derriere up in the air, yup/

just had to let y'all know in case you were not aware of,/

 

the way we get's busy,

throwin' bows on the really,/

I'm on my toes like it's tippy,

knock ya nose off, ya sniff me?/

I talk that big shit you skinny,

I'm at yo colon like semi,/

I'm bout to go in don't tempt me,

you just blow smoke like a chimneys,/

 

 

A random full 16 bar rap verse. lmao wrote it quick cause my laptop dying and I need a new charger, this one only charges when the laptop off. might be the battery. idk.

not perfect but if anybody knows anything about rhyme schemes and syllable rhyming they should appreciate it.

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