Carciofi Posted December 31, 2023 Report Share Posted December 31, 2023 20 hours ago, Dillooo said: The promo for this weekend's REAL Main Event has dropped! Check it out folks! (Also big shout out to Mae Joon for once again putting magic to work) Awesome the antlers never lie. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carciofi Posted December 31, 2023 Report Share Posted December 31, 2023 “There once was a man named Balder Who followed the path of his Father but when he ran into Chuckles his knees got all buckled and he was led, like a pig to the slaughter.” - Charles Lee Ray; amateur poet and predictor of finishes.. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The1rstSaint Posted December 31, 2023 Report Share Posted December 31, 2023 1 hour ago, Carciofi said: “There once was a man named Balder Who followed the path of his Father but when he ran into Chuckles his his knees got all buckled and he was led, like a pig to the slaughter.” - Charles Lee Ray; amateur poet and predictor of finishes.. Leave it to the red head to ruin the perfect KO streak we had going in round 1. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carciofi Posted December 31, 2023 Report Share Posted December 31, 2023 8 minutes ago, The1rstSaint said: Leave it to the red head to ruin the perfect KO streak we had going in round 1. Red heads; why we can’t have nice things. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rei Posted January 1 Author Report Share Posted January 1 Well that's the opening round over, and what an introduction it was! Not a single fight went the distance, with all but one ending in the very first round - it's clear that every man came to give his all! on top of that, all three of the awards of the night were awarded to tournament fighters Fight of the Night: Shirlee Crabtree vs. Bottom Feeder Sub of the Night: Charles Lee Ray KO of the Night: Hung Takedo How the bracket is looking now: 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dillooo Posted January 1 Report Share Posted January 1 Rei is trying to start a race war with the amount of inbred hicks I'm being matched up with. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rei Posted January 1 Author Report Share Posted January 1 2 hours ago, Dillooo said: Rei is trying to start a race war with the amount of inbred hicks I'm being matched up with. not the first time I've been accused of that hahah 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The1rstSaint Posted January 1 Report Share Posted January 1 El President " I was Happy as hell to fight that pretty Asian boy, now they are throwing some ugly bald dude at me. And he seems to be a butt tickler at that, shaking my damn head!!!" 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jersey Posted January 2 Report Share Posted January 2 1 hour ago, The1rstSaint said: El President " I was Happy as hell to fight that pretty Asian boy, now they are throwing some ugly bald dude at me. And he seems to be a butt tickler at that, shaking my damn head!!!" A statement released from Jan Siuta, Demyan Pulaski's acting manager: "Demyan Pulaski will not be using social media while preparing for the next round, I will be speaking for him. He promises not to tickle your butthole, as he does not want to face what's on the other side of the airlock. Yet, he has agreed to make sure that your head will be shaking. Left, right, up, down, then just shaking and convulsing on the ground. Would you prefer to be choked out or knocked out?" 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumba Posted January 2 Report Share Posted January 2 Yuto Yoshida: "I do not know why he brought a cactus, but I also did not know he had such devastating hands. Cheers for the photoshoot. You are a warrior and a funny guy Mr. President. As for me, It is not over yet. I will continue to learn and become the fighter I aim to be." 4 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The1rstSaint Posted January 2 Report Share Posted January 2 31 minutes ago, Jersey said: A statement released from Jan Siuta, Demyan Pulaski's acting manager: "Demyan Pulaski will not be using social media while preparing for the next round, I will be speaking for him. He promises not to tickle your butthole, as he does not want to face what's on the other side of the airlock. Yet, he has agreed to make sure that your head will be shaking. Left, right, up, down, then just shaking and convulsing on the ground. Would you prefer to be choked out or knocked out?" "I'd prefer one thing, 2024 vote for Camacho!!! 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rei Posted January 27 Author Report Share Posted January 27 We’re only a few hours away from the second round of the Truthseekers Grand Prix folks! The matches for this round are as follows: Fight 1 - Winners Bracket Earl “The Holy Hammer” McCoy (2-0-0, 1-0-0 STC) vs. Giorgi Gorgodze (1-0-0, 1-0-0 STC) Fresh off the quick dispatching of Bobby Greene via clinch destruction, Jesus-loving Earl McCoy looks to do the same again as he sets his sights on the next round and additional glory. Standing in his way however is the dangerous Georgian, Giorgi Gorgodze who will no doubt aim to impose his will on the American with his powerful wrestling offence. The better wrestler will take the W in this one. Fight 2 - Winners Bracket Ugrapurod Makagziadan (1-1-0, 1-0-0 STC) vs. “Chucky” Charles Lee Ray (2-0-0, 1-0-0 STC) Trinidad’s own Ugrapurod Makagziadan makes his return to the STC ring this evening with fighting on his mind. A head-hunting boxer at heart, he will surely be going into this one hoping to knock the colour out of his opponent’s hair, but whether he can do so comes down to whether he can keep it standing or not. “Chucky” is primarily a boxer but has shown that he has more than just punches in his arsenal as he boasts a sneaky submission game compliments to his blue belt in brazilian jiu-jitsu. Fight 3 - Winners Bracket Shirley “The Predator” Crabtree (1-1-0, 1-0-0 STC) vs. Hung “Benny” Takedo (2-0-0, 1-0-0 STC) In the red corner we welcome the return of the heavy-handed, iron-chinned man from another world as Shirley Crabtree readies for another round of battle. “The Predator” won his first round fight by employing a diverse striking game, throwing punches, kicks, combos and even clinch attacks. Takedo earned a knockout of the night bonus in the opening round with his heavy hands destroying his opponent in less than 30 seconds, a terrifying sight indeed. This one will probably go the distance if it stays standing, though both men pack a punch. Fight 4 - Winners Bracket Demyan “The Purge” Pulaski (1-0-0, 1-0-0 STC) vs. El “Camacho” President (1-0-0, 1-0-0 STC) Fighting out of East Rutherford, New Jersey is the dangerous Demyan Pulaski, fresh off a first round victory in the opening round of the tournament. A powerful wrestler with decent boxing to back it up, “The Purge” is an aggressive fighter who uses his skills to get a hold of and consequently break down his opponents. Looking to avoid the grappling at all costs is fellow American El President, a heavy handed striker who earned the fastest finish of the tournament so far as he dispatched his first opponent in record time. Fight 5 - Losers Bracket Bobby “Hood Style” Greene (1-1-0, 0-1-0 STC) vs. Jethro King (0-1-0, 0-1-0 STC) Looking to bounce back from a poor performance in the opening round when he took on his religious rival is the California native, Bobby Greene. A boxer at heart, “Hood Style” will want to stay clear of the clinch (which he refers to as hugging) if he wants to pick up a victory and stay in the tournament. Also hoping to claw back some glory is the fellow American Jethro King. While we have heard that he is primarily a wrestler, King wasn’t able to show off any of his skills in the opening round – and so we are unsure of what he will want to do when he returns to the ring. Fight 6 - Losers Bracket Termineitor Latino (1-1-0, 0-1-0 STC) vs. Balder Bull Jr. (0-1-0, 0-1-0 STC) Cuba’s Termineitor Latino is set to return to the Shinjitsu ring with one last chance to prove his worth. A do-or-die striker, Latino comes out swinging with reckless abandon and has unfortunately paid the price for that in the past. No doubt happy that he is not against another grappler this evening is Balder Bull Jr. – son of BFF Hall of Famer Balder Bull – as he looks to earn his first career victory. We predict that someone will be leaving the ring on a stretcher in this one and it all comes down to whoever first lands that knockout blow. Fight 7 - Losers Bracket Bottom Feeder (0-1-0, 0-1-0 STC) vs. Case Knightley (0-2-0, 0-1-0 STC) Ever resilient, Angola’s Bottom Feeder refuses to give up as he is set to return this evening for one last shot. The first round of the tournament saw him lose in a one-sided affair in which he showed great heart after continuing to get up time and time again despite taking a beating. Jack of all trades, master of none is the giant Seychelles native Case Knightley. After suffering a loss that allowed him none of his skills, Knightley will no doubt be looking to come back and right the wrongs of his past. How he’ll earn a victory though is another story. Fight 8 - Losers Bracket Khamzat “Grey Wolf” Magomedov (0-1-0, 0-1-0 STC) vs. “Yoshi” Yuto Yoshida (0-1-0, 0-1-0 STC) In the opening round of the Grand Prix, Dagestan’s Khamzat Magomedov suffered a knockout defeat after his strategy of constant takedown attempts was snuffed by his opponent. As he faces a striker in his return to the ring, it's a safe bet to imagine that he will be employing the exact same strategy again when he fights tomorrow. Hoping to keep the bout standing at all costs is Japan’s Yuto Yoshida, the only man fighting at home this evening. With fast feet and sharp hands, “Yoshi” will hope to dispatch his opponent before he finds himself in deep waters. The bracket in its entirety can be found here: 4 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The1rstSaint Posted January 27 Report Share Posted January 27 "My opponent knows he dreams of having a beautiful mane like me. I don't want no butt play out of you in are fight either baldy. Keep it on the feet!" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jersey Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 6 hours ago, The1rstSaint said: "My opponent knows he dreams of having a beautiful mane like me. I don't want no butt play out of you in are fight either baldy. Keep it on the feet!" Jan Siuta, in Demyan Pulaski's social media absence, has confirmed that Demyan MAY be jealous of this man's semi-golden locks. This may just make him angrier, though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjsquirrel Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 Balder Bull Jr: No one in this tournament got a head as smooth and shiny as mine. And you are gonna see a lot more of it because no one has experienced the full power of the Bull yet. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jersey Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 8 hours ago, Jersey said: Jan Siuta, in Demyan Pulaski's social media absence, has confirmed that Demyan MAY be jealous of this man's semi-golden locks. This may just make him angrier, though. You're officially my bad luck charm. I think I'm approaching nearly a 25-0 run in fights that you aren't either my opponent or didn't book. This Is revenge for Antukis vs. Torso, isn't it? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alfred Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 Giorgi Gorgodze: I no understand how he figure out my gameplan? I think maybe I have snitch in camp. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manic Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 1 hour ago, Alfred said: Giorgi Gorgodze: I no understand how he figure out my gameplan? I think maybe I have snitch in camp. Earl McCoy "You was so predictable, I read your gameplan like I read the bible!" 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carciofi Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 “There once was this cosplay kid Who had total faith in his chin He threw down with Chuck now his face his all fucked Without any heart for the win“ - Charles Lee Ray; amateur poet and predictor of finishes.. “I called for the finish and was well on the way to another great victory as predicted. Unfortunately Ugrapurod’s heart quit before his chin did. Alas I will take the W and move onto the next opponent.” 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The1rstSaint Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 4 hours ago, Jersey said: You're officially my bad luck charm. I think I'm approaching nearly a 25-0 run in fights that you aren't either my opponent or didn't book. This Is revenge for Antukis vs. Torso, isn't it? We are all tied up now head-to-head 2-2. Of many more hopefully. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rei Posted January 29 Author Report Share Posted January 29 Well as round 2 comes to a close only 12 fighters remain, as we bid farewell to the first four men to suffer defeat twice. Bobby Greene, Termineitor Latino, Case Knightley and Yuto Yoshida have been eliminated. All three Of The Night Awards were earned by Grand Prix competitors and are as follows: Fight of the Night: Shirley Crabtree vs. Hung Takedo KO of the Night: Jethro King Sub of the Night: Khamzat Magomedov The updated bracket is as follows: 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skuzbukit Posted January 31 Report Share Posted January 31 On 1/28/2024 at 9:53 AM, Jersey said: You're officially my bad luck charm. I think I'm approaching nearly a 25-0 run in fights that you aren't either my opponent or didn't book. This Is revenge for Antukis vs. Torso, isn't it? For real revenge he's gonna have to put your fighter's dick in a blender or something. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjsquirrel Posted January 31 Report Share Posted January 31 1 hour ago, Skuzbukit said: For real revenge he's gonna have to put your fighter's dick in a blender or something. Balder Bull Jr: Oh they used to do just that. Back when some Tokyo orgs were running fixed fights and a fighter didn't follow through on the agreement.. heard some stories from my father. Not that it happened to him, took his dives when he had to.. lucky for me I guess or I wouldn't be here now. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jersey Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 7 hours ago, Skuzbukit said: For real revenge he's gonna have to put your fighter's dick in a blender or something. That really was the worst kind of injury/cut beating I think I've seen, and in a tournament that format, it was like a death sentence. I have to say though, him rocking my granite chin prospect with a jab(then finishing him) didn't feel nice. Then my Island fighter in his org that was set to 100% aggression didn't attempt a single move and got KO'd in 3 punches. I think the curse is real. Antukis' lust for violence turned the blood gods against him somehow maybe. EDIT: Oh and the third one was a 5 second 0% rating KO headlining one of my events that tanked the rating haha. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjsquirrel Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 Balder Bull: Hung Takedo, WTF does that mean? All I can think is hung like Chuck Norris or like a horse you know.. but a Takedo? Must be one of those BJJ names they got for all their gay moves. I don't even wanna know what it means, I'm not having any of that, gonna knock this guy out before he tries anything weird. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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