Immortals New York

[Guest]

A Short excerpt from a locker room interview with Warren Hotop after his recent fight with Don King

 

Local Reporter: Warren, Warren over here! (Hotop ambles his way over with new bandages and still a red tint to his face' That was some bloodbath out there how do you feel about this fight

 

Warren Hotop: (pauses a minute looking confused) I came in expecting a war with Don King. We both goes cut early which made striking harder but wes both came out fightin with reckless abandon.

 

LR: What was your game plan coming in?

 

WH: Hit him in the face as hard as I can.

 

LR: We saw Safdar Al Razi and the infamous Zayed walk down to the ring with you, why have you aligned yourself with them?

 

WH: (looks angered) After fights with Zayed, and after partehs with him, I knew I needs a training partna that fuels my anger to makes me trains harder. we ain't good friends but our training is like a fight every day. Plus I gets quicker trying to hit Safdar

 

LR: I thought you two hated each other. This makes no sense.

 

WH: (looks back in the locker room) It makes good sense, the enemies of my enemies makes more enemies. So afters having no one havings my back, I wants to change and nows his part of the Coalition of Violence.

 

Safdar Al Razi(jumping in front of mic); Get out of Ho's face insect, Time to party! Come with the juice and loose women. We going to burn Immortals to the ground!

[fbwellman]

(I'm trash talking too all fun:P) interview to come later and I'll address everything, on mobile now and its a hassle

[fbwellman]

Exclusive Interview With Wellman Junior and Father from Bob Jones (Immortals Show, MMAjunkie.com)

Jones: Great to have you both here, Junior what were the thoughts going through your head before, during, and in the end of the fight against Corey Smith?

Junior: Periodic order eh Bobby? Well uh, before the fight while warming up I felt better than I ever have in every fight I've fought... I knew it was my night. I wasn't thinking about the Hall of Fame or title shots or the possibility of losing, I knew tonight was my night and I was thinking of my gameplan and victory. Once I got in the cage I looked into Smith's eyes and I could see he had a killer eye, I knew I could use his over eagerness to my advantage and I ended up doing so. As the fight started I threw two jabs out just to test the water and one landed and he swung at me but was just to slow. I tell ya I was feeling it! I hit him with one more and cut him up and I was thinking maybe I get a takedown and get some ground and pound to open it up, but I thought about his over eagerness and how I shouldn't have it either. So I brought it into the clinch and pulled guard because he thought he was real cocky on the ground, no offense you shouldn't talk smack about your ground game when your a white belt. When I started cranking on his arm I knew it would happen eventually- he tapped- I pumped my fist, shook his hand, and I just pondered on one knee for a bit thinking about all my hard work and then my teammates, coaches, and father rushed me and congragulated me... It felt great and this was a Junior win, a submission of the night baby!!!

Jones: Mr. Wellman what were your thoughts entering this fight and during and after?

Wellman: (Lights a fine cigar up...) I hope ya don't mind Bobby I got a couple for you and the guys too don't worry. But going into this I knew the strategy me and my boys put together for Junior was good, he's a winner and he showed it out there. Us and the Falcone camp exchanged some pleasantries but hey we aint getting soft over here. During the fight Junior had that killer instinct in him again and he lit up Smith with a picture perfect armbar. First thing I did was flip off the camera and I said "F*** the casino's, I just put 10k on Junior to win by finish and I'm cashing out".. I was so proud of my son and I got some money to boot!

Jones: Guys do you know what is planned next?

Wellman: Well first Junior needs some time to train. He and Smith both took that fight on short notice and we can't afford to slack now so Shane is gunna get a rest in and then hit the gym hard for his next matchup. Huxley has lost two straight now and Sandoval has made a ton of noise after Junior beat him, can't underestimate anyone. Maybe the winner of Diaz and Pintor, or Huxley or Sandoval? Who knows maybe the loser of Vieri and Wauler? There is countless opportunities and Junior is ready for all of them. One thing is for certain though- we want to KEEP MOVING UP.

Junior: Does not matter to me. I'll fight anyone and I'll fight my heart out and kick some a**. No one is safe at 155 from me.

Jones: Any comments on the recent smacktalk between Swag For Dayz and Lupe Pintor, where For Dayz came at you Junior?

Junior: He's legit talking nonsense. I like Lupe but I beat him every where the fight went when I faced him, yes I know it was a while ago. And now Pintor beats For Dayz and For Dayz wants to fight me? Yeah good one save your breath bud. For Dayz beat a below average fighter and now thinks he is king? I've face Smith, Van Kirkland, Saunders, Pintor, Zavier, Sandoval, McGuire, and Jon Davis. I've faced contenders in McGuire, Tinsdell, Smith, and Muang... I've also faced champs in Van Kirkland, Davis, Tohino Cerezo, and a 2 fight org champ in Jimmy Young. I've also faced the best young prospects in Saunders, Butcher, Zavier, and Sandoval and smaller ones like Landers and Benson. Come at me when you have a resume like this... And you still can't even get a rematch against Pintor so why should I face you? Strange fella that Fo Dayz character.

Jones: Anything else from either of you?

Wellman: Just watch out for Junior thats all. He's deadly and underated. Also be ready for the debut of Ryu Jin against Calvin Churcher.. Jin may be the lost brother of Pelle Hermani... But better.

Junior: Just a big shoutout to all my fans and family and to my competition. And too everyone that thinks I'm getting soft, I aint.. Trust me.. Who's next on the ass kicking list?

[toejam98]

@twittaswag4dayz - "Just saw the @WellmanJrMMA interview, this guy is an utter joke, he's the wanderlai silva of Immortals"

[toejam98]

@twittaswag4dayz - " Hey @WellmanJrMMA hall of famers fight, champions fight... Niether of us has a fight right now... Why wait lets do it... Give me the oppurtuinity to show the world Im not all talk, and show the world your a true hall of famer"

[AlexiZaitev]

A lot of fight offers will be going out tomorrow through Tuesday so please be watching your fight offers area.

[ludovik]

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MMA Junkie's reporter Cain Writheshield went to Gomes Submission Fighting Team in Rio to have an exclusive interview with former Omnislash Gauntlet Lightweight champion Gaius Arabi on his future. He gave pretty interesting answers about his time in the OG and what he's looking to do next as he takes a new direction in his career.

 

Writheshield: Hello, Gaius. We'd like to ask to you about your last fight. You dominated Wanderlei Menezes, rocked him, dropped and eventually submited him. Was it as easy as you expected?

 

Arabi: I was bummed that I lost to Hamzah after winning our first bout, but it was a good opportunity to show my skills and prove that I deserved to be the champion again. I knew he was a tough fighter, but I knew my game was better than his and it was a matter of time to defeat him. It went pretty sweet.

 

Wsh: After that it's been a while since we heard about your next fight, do you have any news regarding it?

 

Arabi: Unfortunately no. The whole organization seems to be stopped and I heard that featherweights got fights already. I was supposed to drop back to 145 and have a title shot. I would work my reign there and get back to try to be 2 division world champion. I got no news about my next opponent, I still have 2 fights left in my contract. We tried to reach the owner, but he never answered us. We offered a compensation if he wanted to, for us to leave the org, but nothing came back. Still, my contract is reaching its inactivity clause in a few days and I'm looking forward to be a free agent.

 

Wsh: Regarding that information, can you tell us if you've talked with any organization to fight next?

 

Arabi: Well, I received a few calls from other orgs, but the agreement is probably getting closer with New York's Immortals. Right now we have a few of our fighters fighting overseas and I'd love to be another one doing it. We're close to reaching a deal and I'd love to fight there. The organization has great fights and their 145 division is very good.

 

Wsh: So that means you're expecting a drop to 145? How much do you weight right now?

 

Arabi: Yes, probably. I might fight at 155 there later, but my main goal would be the featherweight division. I've been fighting for a while at 155 but I honestly just cut a few pounds to do it. I got some weight to be a little bit stronger, but I walk around 165 lbs.

 

Wsh: With a record of 8-1 with all of those wins by submission and the only loss you have is against an opponent you've beaten before, how do you think a possible stint at Immortals would work out?

 

Arabi: With a belt around my waist. I know I can do it and I'm pretty sure that If I sign with them, the title will be mine. I'll work my way up to the title shot and get it. I'd love to show everyone my skills in NY and I hope we have a great time. But later this week I'll probably have the answers for all those questions when I finally sign with my new org.

 

Wsh: Well, we'll keep an eye for any news about that, sir. Good luck in your next fights and thanks for the time.

 

Arabi: I appreciate it, Cain. Have a nice weekend.

[AlexiZaitev]

I, Ramblin' Red Stevenson, am standing outside the secret headquarters of the Gonzaitev/Zaitev camp which is located somewhere in the backstreets of New York, I cannot say exactly where it is as I was informed by the Gonzaitev/Zaitev camp that any information in relation to the headquarters actual whereabouts that is put in the media, that person will have to undergo 15 minutes of hell with some of the top fighters in the Gonzaitev/Zaitev camp. The plan for the day is t get an interview with the two young stars you could say of the Gonzaitev camp in Franky Young and Anthony 'Ace' Ventura, both of whom are currently signed to Immortals and are definite threats in their division, espeically Ventura who is the current 185 champion. However on a side note, I am looking to get a before word from Mr. Gonzaitev about the recent change/addition to his position at Immortals.

 

As I park out behind the complex I am greeted by the slightly muffled sounds of women and fists hitting the pads as I walk up to the entrance of the complex, as I knock on the door, Mr. gonzaitev answers the doors wearing a 3 piece Armani suit, obviously to reflect his change in status in the area as in previous meetings with Mr. Zaitev, or Mr. Gonzaitev, he was wearing regular work out clothes, somewhat beguiling his status as a long time manager. Mr. Gonzaitev greets me with a smile and lets me inside the complex the door slowly closing behind me. As I enter, I see a few benches lined up beside a boxing ring, the benches being crowded with young attractive ladies obviously the girlfriends of the Gonzaitev fighters.

 

Mr. Gonzaitev: Long time no see Red! How are the kids doing?

 

Red: Just Fine Mr. Gonzaitev, thank you. I heard some interesting news come across the ire in the last few days that you wear given a promotion at Immortals from Gym Owner to a co-owner per say, if not in title then in actual function, any comments on the sudden change.

 

Mr. Gonzaitev: Well, to be frank, Mr. Steel was looking for some help with Immortals in order to give him some more time for the, how we say, more entertaining portions of Immortals and considering that I was aldready a part of Immortals as the gym owner, I thought it would be most cost effective to given those poewrs to me considering I already work for the organization and Mr. Steel does not have to hire anyone new with the organization.

 

Red: Well, this is big news for the organization as Mr. Gonzaitev has so connections to the old Blitz conglomerate as he briefly worked as Ascension's media director and has been good friends with many of the top owners of organizations in game, not to mention running two profitable orgs in his own right. So, what are your plans for Immortals?

 

Mr. Gonzaitev: Well, the main plan is to fill out the cards we already have booked, then from there start moving our cards up an arena to the 3k arena in order to maximize our possible potential. Also, I think, given the talent in the organization, I believe that sometime in the future, we will strive to have a monthly/semi-monthly super card which will put on display the top talent in Immortals on display all on one big card. I believe Immortals has the potential to be a top organization in New York, its all a matter of continuing on the current path and slowly building up the needed numbers.

 

Red: Thanks so much for the brief interview Mr. gonzaitev, any chance I can talk brief with the two young guns you have at Immortals?

 

Mr. Gonzaitev: Sure, just let me get them over here.

 

Mr. Gonzaitev turns around and waves a hand over to the ring, bringing over the seemingly miniscule Franky Young and the giant Anthony 'Ace' Ventura.

 

Mr. Gonzaitev: There they are for you, don't take up too much time, they have some more sparring to do before Franky's fight this coming Saturday. I have some business to attend to so I will take my leave.

 

With that, Mr. Gonzaitev walks out a side door into what appears to be his office.

 

Franky and Anthony are busy chatting away while I try to get my wits about me and get back to my interview.

 

Red: Thanks for taking some time out of your busy fight week to talke to me Franky, and to you as well Anthony as you prepare for your fourth title defense.

 

Franky: Its cool, Alexi said I could take a few minutes off before going back to sparring.

 

Anthony: Its no big deal, as champ I have to occasionally do media appearances.

 

Red: Well those appearances are certainly appreciated by the Immortals fan base I am sure. so lets get the interview started, Franky, any butterflies over your first appearance in the Immortals cage?

 

Franky: I would be lying if I said I didn't, I recently moved to the states after spending some time in St. Petersburg for a tournament that I was a part of the winning team, so its not like I haven't been in fights where there is a lot of pressure, its just a change of scenary and getting used to the spotlights of an organization such as this.

 

Red: Any thoughts on your opponent, Dre Johnson?

 

Franky: Well, I can say that I certainly have the experience advantage in this fight, given that I have appeared in the cage 9 times in my young career while Johnson has only about 3 minutes of actual cage experience under his belt. However, he does have some very good wrestling and that will certainly be difficult to overcome as I really haven't faced a wrestler as good as Johnson yet in my career. However, I am confident in my jiu jitsu and I have been working on my take down defense for this fight.

 

Red: How do you think the fight will go?

 

Franky: My guess is he will go after the take down hard and will try to put me on the defensive right away as he has a perfect % for take downs attempted, so I will probably be on my back at some point in this fight. However, I don't believe that he will be able to have the kind of success that he had in his first two fights when he gained top position against me. I am a threat off my back and can end the fight at any time with my submissions, as I already have 3 of them in my career, two of those by armbar off my back. So my guess is that I will win by second round submission.

 

Red: Well if you pull that off that will definitely put you in the running for a shot at the first 135 title at Immortals.

 

Franky: Well, I certainly don't feel as if I have earned that right yet, I am moving to a new weight class as well as a new organization and I feel as if I need more fights in the organization in order to be considered for a title shot. But if a shot for the title should come, I won't turn it down.

 

Red: Very true, Franky, and now you Anthony, any thoughts on your next opponent, Tyler Richards?

 

Anthony: Well he certainly likes grappling thats for sure. (Anthony chuckles a bit)

 

Red: Well that is certainly true, but seriously now, how do you see him trying to attack you?

 

Red: Well, given his history, he is not that much of an aggressive fighter going by the tape despite having a lot of multi round wars under his belt. so my guess is he will sit back, throw a few punches and kicks and look to set up a take down. His ground game is very lethal no doubt about that, he has 3 of his 14 career wins by finish, 8 by strikes 5 by submission. So he isn't your lay and pray style of grappler, he is looking to make you scream in pain. However, its not like I have not fought grapplers before, I have fought Taco Bueno who is almost as good a grappler as Richards is on paper and I beat him up over 3 rounds though in the last round he did manage to control me on the mat. I fought Melton Sr twice who is a very good grappler in his own right and he couldn't manager much offense despite gaining a very dominant position in the last round of our last fight. i fought Bowman Rook who was arguably the best wrestler in Immortals and I ended up domianting him from start to finish before finishing him with strikes in the second round. His ground game does not worry me, is it a threat? Most certainly, however, I am very confident in my ability to defend on the ground off my back and may try a few things here and there that will surprise him.

 

Red: A very thorough break down, however, you sound a bit condesending towards your opponent, as if your overlooking him.

 

Anthony: I am not the spring chicken who called out all of Immortals because he wasn't in the top 5 of the division despite being one of the most talented fighters in said division. I am a fighting and humble champion, the oppoennt in front of me is always the toughest opponent I have faced so far and this situation is no different.

 

Red: Any chance of getting an insight into your game plan for the fight?

 

Anthony: Not much to say, I will do what I do best and that is strike, I have a very significant reach advantage over Richards in this fight, I plan on exploiting that by loading up a bit more on my strikes, as well as not being as aggressive as I normally am, I don't want to be caught off balance and end up on my back. As confident as I may be in my ability to get up off my back, any time the fight hits the mat, I can lose.

 

Red: Last question, how do you see the fight going?

 

Anthony: The fight will go one of two ways, Richards will take me down early and quickly try to work for a finish before my striking can test his chin and most likely crack it. Or, I will stuff his take downs early, putting a slight hole in his gas tank, and I slowly chip and chip away at that gas tank over the first 3 rounds, then finish him in the 4th. However, with my recent performacnes, a decision is not out of the question sadly. I know the fans want finishers and I haven't been able to produce that consistently in Immortals.

 

Red: Well it will certainly be a great fight between you and Richards come Feburary 16. You won't want to miss this one folks! Thanks again for the interviews Franky and Anthony, I need to get back to the shop in order to get these inputted into the magazine database and up online.

 

Franky and Anthony: Anytime Red, see ya.

 

As I turn to leave, Anthony and Franky return to the boxing ring and continue their padwork as I walk back out the door and proceed out to my car.

[Spanglepants]

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humberto manuel arboleda

 

(woof woof) peel (woof) badman... cursed (woof woof awooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo) mean... nofair nofair nofair (woof woof grrrrrrrrrrrrr) friend!

 

humberto was raised by wolves and had not learned a language during the critical period of development. he cannot speak well like normal people do because of this.

 

what he is trying to say is that he feels peel put a curse on him by not picking him to win the fight in his predictions earlier this week. to make matters worse zayed got wind of this and called humberto telling him that peel and dean holiday had in fact cursed him because he was getting too good, and they needed to knock him down a notch so they could make him fight his best friend aadilou ankutse.

 

now humberto thinks he is cursed and that because of his medical condition, that the management hates him because he is not marketable so they want to do mean things to him to punish him. he has been running around the gym for hours, he finally took a big dump on the wrestling mats and is taking a nap under a boxing ring.

[DeadlyDirk]

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"The Gun" Santiago Calirante

 

Reporter: Hi everybody, I'm currently down in Hilo at the Rage XXX Fight camp in Hilo about to get a few words with Immortals debutant 'The Gun' Santiago Calirante. Hi Santiago, let me first congratulate you on an impressive win over Immortals veteran Humberto Manuel Arboleda.

 

Santiago: Well thanks Clive, it was a great moment to finally step into the Immortals cage, my whole life has been leading up to this point.

 

Reporter: Well umm my name is actually Roger, but anyway moving on, what do you think was the main difference between you and your opponent? What enabled you to get the win?

 

Santiago: I think it came down to experience. I've got the whole Copeland fight team behind me, the head coach Dirk Copeland has overseen nearly 500 fights now, they know what to prepare me for and I went into the fight ready to do the business. It was all about the preperation Clive.

 

Reporter: Perhaps the most surprising thing about the fight was you instigating the clinch despite him being a clinch specialist, were you worried at all about the impressive knees and elbows he's shown in his previos fights?

 

Santiago: No I wasn't worried at all, I don't concentrate on what an opponent is going to do to me, it's all about what I'm going to do to them and the pain I'll inflict. Like my coach always says, "To win a fiight, you've gotta go in there and fight!"

 

Reporter: You won in the 2nd round, via TKO, talk us through the finish.

 

Santiago: Well I knew going into the 2nd round he must be feeling pretty beat up so I started to push the pace a little more, he couldn't handle that and was desperate to try and clinch up to try and recouperate, that's when I caught him off guard with a textbook left and right combo that dropped him. After that full credit to the guy for getting to his feet, he through some pretty wild kicks at me which is when I took aim cocked my big right hand and nailed him with it, after that it was just a case of hammering on him until the referee dragged me off, it was a great feeling.

 

Reporter: Thanks Santiago, it really was an impressive victory over a tough opponent, is there anyone else in the division you have your eyes on next?

 

Santiago: It might sound cliché Clive but I'm really just taking it one fight at a time, I don't care who they want me to fight, I'll be happy to beat them up regardless of who it is.

 

Reporter: Well we certainly look forward to seeing you fight again, is there anything else you want to say?

 

Santiago: Let me just say that "The Gun" Santiago Calirante has officially arrived in Immortals and the entire Featherweight divsion is on notice because I ain't leaving until I've got the strap, you step inside the cage with "The Gun" and you're gonna get smoked!

[fbwellman]

Shane Wellman Junior Twitter Feed

@WellmanJrMMA: I've accepted a fight against Huxley. Much respect for him but I wanna make it three in a row for him. Back to training tomorrow. Good luck

[embalmer]

@Huxleyfighter: Just signed on to fight Wellman. Was a nobrainer really, a class act athlete, hall of famer. It will be an honor to put my fists on his jaw. #knockout

[Aconors]

Sergio Brunson recently sat down with Immortals.com and commented on his future with the company and in the business of mixed martial arts. Sergio not much to just sit still and answer questions continued his mat work and answered questions as the training went on and when asked why he does interviews like this he replied " If I am not sleeping I am training so if you want to interview then you better be at the gym"

 

Sergio: For me it's pretty simple, I feel like my debut went south pretty quickly and I feel like I am the better fighter then Casey Jordan but on that day he was better. I have had a few fights sent my way and I have signed every one of them but the guys on the other end keep declining. I want my rematch and I am pretty sure people are sick of hearing me say it.

 

Sergio gets to his feet and wipes off with a rag he then sits down on a bench gulping water a few moments before heading back to the mats.

 

Sergio: I guess they offered me Lee Sin, He is a good fighter and I really think we will kill the show... That is if he decides to sign. I ugh I don't know what it is but guys don't want to fight me. I have a losing record and I am twenty five and I should be better then this. Oh well, I give it my all in here, in this gym seven days a week. Whoever decides to fight me next just know I have a even bigger chip on my shoulder now. It's time I show and prove.

[toejam98]

@twittaswag4dayz - "What has this world come to when hall of famers @WellmanJrMMA turn down fighting the best (me) to fight some random dude on a 2 fight losing streak #backdownbitch"

[toejam98]

@twittaswag4dayz - "Gonzaitev/Zaitev give me a fight please! Anyone... there all cans!"

[Steel]

@twittaswag4dayz - "Gonzaitev/Zaitev give me a fight please! Anyone... there all cans!"

 

Why dont you call out Corey Smith or Felix Sandoval?

[myronmonroe]

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"Senor Sexy" Giorgio Valentino and "The Sex Panther" Soham Roy for Milwaukee's Best 160

 

 

 

*Camera cuts to "The Sex Panther" Soham Roy and "Senor Sexy" Giorgio Valentino in a club, dancing shirtless with a group of beautiful women*

 

(SOHAM) - I'm the Sex Panther (GIORGIO) - And I'm Senor Sexy, and we know a few things about being sexy!

 

(SOHAM) - If you want all these ladies hanging all over you, you aren't gonna do it with "Axe body spray"!

 

*Camera cuts to Soham and Valentino lifting weights in the gym*

 

(GIORGIO) - To play hard like us, you also need to work hard....and to put in a hard day's work at the gym, *holds up the bottle* You're going to need some Milwaukee's Best 160!

 

(SOHAM) - I wouldn't trust any other product to get the results I need in the gym. It keeps me at my best in the gym, in the octagon...

 

*Camera cuts back to the club with the ladies*

 

(SOHAM) - .....and with the ladies!

 

*One of the girls feels on Giorgio's chest*

 

(HOT GIRL) - Ooooh, nice! How about we get out of here, baby?

 

(GIORGIO) - Milwaukee's Best 160....so I can work hard...and play even harder *winks and heads out with the girl*

[JLP]

"Gentleman" Johnny Lee Paris is enjoying a leisurely Sunday in his office at The Cooker. Having gotten caught up with his paperwork, he had just sat in his lay-z-boy to take a nap when he his olfactory senses are assaulted by a pungent aroma, a mixture of incense and shit. JLP follows the smell into the bowels of the cooker to a small room deep underground where he allows his impoverished prospects to live. He enters the smoke filled room and encounters High Strangeness shitting in a bucket.

 

JLP: What the fuck is wrong with you?

 

HS: Ah, Guru! You are just in time.

 

JLP: If you think I'm going to wipe your ass, you have lost what little of your mind you have left.

 

HS: No, exalted one. I am about to channel the ascended masters and find out who I will defeat next. I have consumed the sacred root of Ayahuasca. The machine elves are going to escort me to learn at the foot the feathered serpent.

 

JLP: How can you have a concussion? You didn't even get hit in your last fight.

 

HS: No, enlightened shaman of mma. My cranial vessel accrued no damage. Behold! The Machine Elves are here!

 

High Strangeness assumes the lotus position and begans a chant.

 

HS: umnumshabum umnumshabum umnumshabum umnumshabum

 

JLP: Yeah, whatever. You stole that from a Temple of Doom.

 

High Strangeness' eyes roll into the back of his head and he begans to speak in an otherworldly voice...

 

HS: The ascended masters just got a text message from the Paladians, in it the name of my next opponent is contained. The next man who must be sacrificed on the altar of Strange. Another non-believer who will be brought to the light threw my martial endeavors. A man who is the enemy of goodness, knowledge and progress. As the un-enlightened are brought to the mountain of eternity and shown the precipe they....

 

JLP: Shut the fuck up. What is wrong with you?

 

HS: I'm a little high and I kind of like drama. Anyway, bigfoot called the machine elves and gave them a different name anyway.

 

JLP: Fuck bigfoot, he is a bitch.

 

HS: I know, bit of a whiner. Well bigfoot wants me to fight Warren Hotop.

 

JLP: Who is that? Never heard of him. What was the other name?

 

HS: The ascended masters chose LeVeon Banks.

 

JLP: Well they are both ranked higher than you, so at least that's the right direction. I'm going to go watch cartoons. Clean this shit up and stop being such an asshole.

[Guest]

@sandovalMMA - "looks like someones about to lose their swag... #swaggettintapped #1stsubloss #sandoval2013"

[toejam98]

@twittaswag4dayz - "At least someone has the balls to face me @sandovalMMA, unlike these other so called hall of famers and such #onestepcloser"

[topologies]

Anybody want to fight Nichi Hong? He's been itching to fight after his win last January 11.

[Aconors]

Sergio Brunson walks into The Immortals Press Conference for Immortals 59, he sits quietly in the back and after it is all said and done the reporters talk to Sergio where he says his last fight opponent backed out of a fight with him. Lee Sin is now the third guy to back down from a fight with the 0-1 Sergio. Brunson told the press he has a idea about who he wants to fight next.

 

Sergio: Well what the hell, here we go again. Lee Sin is on the list which continues to grow, more people want to duck and dodge me. I don't get it and I don't understand it. Casey Jordan at this point your the only one in this division with the stones to fight me. So I guess I have to call someone out huh? okay then.

 

Sergio flips through the Immortals fan guide, he stops on a page reads and then smiles and looks back at the press.

 

Sergio: Dontae Sheldon, Your a bum and if you have the stones YOU"RE NEXT

 

Will Peel Steel Make the fight and if so will Dontae accept?

[imfromhoiland]

Dontae Sheldon: Gee there Sergio! Looks like I'm makin' lots of friends, they all want to try me out! If they want me to fight you, I'll do it!

[Steel]

13 Feb Contracts sent Brunson vs Sheldon - its on.

[DeadlyDirk]

@FrankGallagher You make me sick living off the tax payers claiming your job seekers every week while working on the side as a professional MMA fighter, when I'm done with you you're gonna be claiming incapacity benefit for the rest of your life!

 

Regards

 

@SantiagoCalirante