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Camara just got taken down and sodomized by the panda express.

 

The moment I noticed he was part of Aylib`s midget gang I knew I was fooked.

 

This entire weight discussion has brought to my attention so many more issues.

 

For example, if you gonna make a 150 cm, 205 lbs. dude with a HUGE Takedown advantage, then the penalty should be extremely low self-esteem due to short stature like Alex K.

 

Liek... yeah spam takedowns but 100% roll low confidence + extra low morale. My 2/2 Brutal hits should have demoralized him to the point of no returrrrn

 

If anything, this tourney will revolutionize the game and make it more realistic like in real life.

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So, like you losing repeatedly?

 

I`ve said it since day 1

 

"If it wasn`t for Island or creation tourneys I hardly ever lose"

 

These 2 activities are to me like what craps is to poker icon Phil Ivey who once said "If it wasn`t for craps life would be too easy"

 

This is my way to give back to the community. Liek.. consider it your Make-A-Wish foundation of sorts...

 

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Fick looks up at the clock. Bad move! Gambino lands a right hand from hell, dropping Fick. Gambino pounces and finishes the fight with a flurry of punches and elbows.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Gabe Gambino!

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Hansie "Großer Schwanz" Fick

Turns out that such a major advantage in manager/fighter-combo can still be overruled by random actions.

Thank God for that, or Rocket wouldn't win a single bout.

Morale is high, knowing that only a dick move like this gave him a shot at beating me.

Job well done God, you saved the poor and weak.

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http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/16007058845917.jpg

Hansie "Großer Schwanz" Fick

Turns out that such a major advantage in manager/fighter-combo can still be overruled by random actions.

Thank God for that, or Rocket wouldn't win a single bout.

Morale is high, knowing that only a dick move like this gave him a shot at beating me.

Job well done God, you saved the poor and weak.

If Rocket wants to hear you make excuses, he'll shove his hand up your rectum and work your mouth like a sock puppet.

 

It should come to no surprise that we almost routed Alfred and the noobie gang.

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Nothing more than a very lucky roll of the dice.

 

The only lucky thing about that fight was the combo you landed.

 

Few minutes of cuddling on the ground and you where swinging pillows.

 

Big dick got beaten to a pulp by big heart.

 

Don't cry, don't make excuses take the loss. Oh I forgot camara is pulling the Belgian puppet's strings so crying and excuses is par for the course.

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The only lucky thing about that fight was the combo you landed.

 

Few minutes of cuddling on the ground and you where swinging pillows.

 

Big dick got beaten to a pulp by big heart.

 

Don't cry, don't make excuses take the loss. Oh I forgot camara is pulling the Belgian puppet's strings so crying and excuses is par for the course.

 

Enjoy the lucky win.

Should you ever manage to get one of your fighters into any type of decent p4p rank, lets test your luck then.

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Enjoy the lucky win.

Should you ever manage to get one of your fighters into any type of decent p4p rank, lets test your luck then.

 

Pot, kettle, etc.

 

People lose some times. No need to be salty about it.

 

You could stand to learn a thing or two from your Don there. Camara is usually a good sport when he loses.

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