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"It's been a tough week trying to train for such a unique opponent. His game plan may be quite evident he wants to edraculate at some point so I had to do a little research. I was astonished when I found out my opponent is such a famed actor through my research of course. Its going to be my honor to shatter such high profile acting career."

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Pizza Rat knows no fear. The only emotion Pizza Rat is capable of is determination to bring his delicious, cheesy, thin crusted piece of pizza back to his small studio apartment in the heart of New York City.

 

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I like pizza myself. After the fight I will make sure I wake you up and we will go get a slice.

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Its been a couple weeks since the first of the Gang violence begun and already we can get a sense for who the real threats to the city are. It was a gory, bloody start to the violence, you can tell everyone was rearing to get their hands on the competition... Every single scrap that took place ended with the sound of a knockout punch to the jaw, a shriek of pain from a broken limb or the sound of silence as they were put to sleep with a vicious choke...Not one fight was left to be debated who the victor was.



Did you really expect anything less? This is GONY bitch. There is no mercy in GONY.



As the gangsters prepare for the second battle let's reflect on what can only be described as a bukkake of blood in the opener....



First up the Draft Dodgers and the hell's Kitchen Hellions agreed to meet in an abandoned warehouse somewhere in downtown New York. Perhaps the most heated rivals in the city stood face to face in the middle of the warehouse waiting to see who'd make the first move...



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Mark Piazza was that man who dared attack first and with no hesitation the rest followed. He ran straight for the chizzled one full speed ahead and with a click of a finger 'Chabs' was out cold on the dusty warehouse floor after receiving an uppercut from hell! It was perhaps this connection that got his fellow Dodgers fired up for battle. the short of stature but big in heart DD Panda charged forward trying to take Don Dracula down but took a swift punch to his dome which drew blood from his forehead - immediately Vlad's eyes widened as he smelled blood and as he went to deliver the finishing blow Panda countered with a takedown and it wasn't long before the fierce little bastard got hold of the lanky Don's knee and shifted it out of place... The Don had fallen and his trusty right hand man Constantin Niculescu was having none of it. Constantin rushed over to step in for his Don but out of nowhere the hideous Duck Dodgers who he had run into before at O'Malleys bar gave him a crisp jab to the chin... Another cheap shot from the Ugly Duckling! He managed to get a few more shots in before Constantin wisely tripped him to the floor and reigned down with ferocious ground and pound until Duck could take no more... Elsewhere in the now bloodied warehouse Sly Scarano and Chris Tycoon were trading blows, Sly wanted nothing more than to win for his anxious boss Daly and at one point it was looking good... Until Chris baffled him with chopping cowardly leg kicks before dragging Sly to the ground and ultimately turning him into a fucking pretzel...Things weren't looking good for the Hellions but there was pride on the line and with perhaps the most anticipated showdown of the evening was between 2 guys that despise each other... This scrap will be remembered for years to come as you could sense the disdain between the two... They both came out swinging wildly - fists flying all over the place some connecting and some whistling through thin air. Eventually Fick landed what looked like a finishing combination on Gambino as he slammed down to the floor, Fick followed and tried with all his might to strangle the life out of his downed foe but Gambino said 'not today' and after making his way to his feet he ended this wild confrontation with a huge punch echoed throughout the place and finished Fick off with an endless stream of elbows from above.



The night was done for the Hellions as only Constantin was seen assisting his fallen comrades... The Dodgers were taunting and celebrating as they helped their boy Duck to his feet and out the door. A dominant win for the Dodgers surely ended in nothing other than a communal golden shower back at the HQ...




Across town there was another 'meeting' going on. Don Under and Gwads merry men II faced off in China Town, Kung Flu was only allowed a quick break from his shift at the chinese laundry so insisted it must take place there...



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All the gangsters were waiting eagerly outside the launderette as Flu was running late... Finally flu appears out the door and without a word eyes up Don Under and chooses his victim...



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Ned Kelly acknowledges his smug gaze and gives him a smirk and taunts him with a cocky come hither movement with his hand. Like a bat out of Wuhan, Flu sprints towards Kelly and Kung Flu'd the living shit out of Kelly before he could even throw a punch of his own. The rest of the gangsters were left speechless unsure of what they just witnessed as Flu silently struts back to work and Ned is left staring into the night sky as if he has just met eyes with medusa. A panicked passer by blew her rape whistle as that's exactly what she thought she has just witnessed, but the noise startled the gangsters and just like that both gangs charged at one another... Don Gwad led the charge of his merry men and with no hesitation took his target Larry Day straight down and choked him out like it was nothing...His pal Pizza Rat took note and pretty much performed an action replay on Bruno Luciano before could even exhale the last puff of his cigar...Things were getting ugly real fast for the Don Under's until Anthony Lalime managed to redeem his peers with a very slick combination which left the iron Sheik bloodied and face first on the floor. Lalime caught up in the moment was celebrating without realizing that the majority of his team and been defeated with ease... He turned round to see the last of his brothers, Roy Read on the wrong end of a vicious right hook from the dirty Dick Johnson to finish off what was clearly a one sided beat down, Dick let out an ungodly belch and lifted up his hip flask to cheers his Merry men while Lalime was last seen sprinting out of China town... Gwad and his merry men won the night and proved to the people of NYC they are a force to be reckoned with.




Pug Uglies vs NYC Warthogs recap coming soon


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The following night The Pug Uglies and the NYC Warthogs would meet after 2 lopsided gang battles. The Warthogs rolled up revving their engines outside Paddy O'Malleys bar where the Pug Uglies were often found getting shit faced inside.



Mickey Featherstone and Frankie Mcgregor finished up at the bar and gathered the rest of the Uglies to fight outside front of the pub...



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The Pug Uglies kicked the door open and streamed out causing a ruckus and shouting in thick Irish american accents, crowds circled round the commotion as Oliver McCarthy boldly approached the Warthogs top man, James Rocksteady. Aware of McCarthy's notoriously Granite like chin, Rocksteady didn't waste no time by picking his opponent up off his feet and thrusting him down onto his ass before putting him to sleep with his arm around Oliver's neck. The crowd could tell Rocksteady was rightfully a man to be feared as they backed away in awe of his slick destruction... Meanwhile, NYC hog Hafir Dharis had his hands full with the Uglies top dog, Mickey Featherstone. Mickey might've had a few too many pints in O'Malleys because he was swinging and missing as Hafir looked composed and pounded away at his enemies face relentlessly... Mickey's face looked like mince meat once he was done with him. Like we had seen the night before, things were starting to loo too easy for one gang - Vesuri was kicking Manus Murphy at will and it surely wouldn't be long before Murphy's legs would fall from underneath him but in a crazy turn of events he pulled Vesuri to the ground and locked in a brutal looking armbar that drew a loud roar from Vesuri's mouth and a pop from his arm, good thing he is used to only using his legs! The tides were turning in favor of the Pug Uglies, Thomas O Farrelly smacked the suave Nicoletta right in the chops and sent his expensive cigar flying out of his mouth.. Tommy was piecing him up for a short while which brought smile to that grumpy lookin face of his, Casimiro kept calm and clinched up with Tommy an went off on one as he dirty boxed that ugly mug of Tommy until he fell to his knees and passed out. The battle was already won and Apollo Creed was feeling confident that he would put the cherry on top, he was a proud boxer in the city and always brought his lucky gloves to a fight...



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Frankie McGregor certainly didn't appreciate the arrogance of Creed and as he was circling around dancing he clipped him with a quick spinning back-fist which drew blood from Creed's mouth... Could this be a silver lining for the Irish american crime family? Hell no said Creed as he decided it was time to put this boy out of his misery, he made it look easy as he tore Frankie apart with numerous super speed punches to the head the last of which was a huge overhand right that left Frankie crumpled on the floor.



The hogs took over O'Malleys Irish Pub that night and damn near emptied the bar of its booze.

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