Alfred Posted September 25, 2023 Report Share Posted September 25, 2023 This effort deserves more love though I am guilty of not reading much on the forums myself these days. Long live #thepickle 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kfuhrer Posted September 25, 2023 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2023 @Alfred People often under appreciate Pickles...When was the last time you took the time to enjoy your Mac Pickle? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kfuhrer Posted September 30, 2023 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2023 WAR...WAR never changes... There has only ever been one Pickle.... Yet.... How does one change the minds of so many? As the dew settles on the trees its as it a Manic Pixie Dream Girl had landed...No character and all substance. Yet the world is new... The day is calm and possibilities are limitless. The passing of 中秋节快乐 And still only one Pickle. How do you come back from losing 22 times in 15 years? I'll tell you how. Its not by being unaware or unconnected. Its by understanding that the road of life always offers something greater. Its achievable not likes Hands Around the World or the USA thinking its great. Its small and limitless like great unknow writing. Mr. Pickle must determine what it is that can rejuvenate him. It must be built upon the greatest legends of MMA Tycoon. Bigger then fake creators and poor minds. Edward Mills! The gods are calling to you!! You achieve greatness by fighting the oldest of MMA TYCOON! So bring out your old. And allow Mr. Pickle to enter the light! All HAIL THE KING! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kfuhrer Posted September 30, 2023 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2023 Baring any unforeseen hold ups. I am please to announce that Mr. Pickles son will be entering the World of MMA TYCOON!!!"The Son of a Pickle" Edward Mills Jr. Personality ideas would be greatly appreciated . Also hoping to have him take part in the up coming MMA Tycoon Big Brother Tournament. Also is it possible to buy a 16yr old fighter if you not VIP? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alfred Posted October 1, 2023 Report Share Posted October 1, 2023 On 9/30/2023 at 4:12 AM, kfuhrer said: WAR...WAR never changes... There has only ever been one Pickle.... Yet.... How does one change the minds of so many? As the dew settles on the trees its as it a Manic Pixie Dream Girl had landed...No character and all substance. Yet the world is new... The day is calm and possibilities are limitless. The passing of 中秋节快乐 And still only one Pickle. How do you come back from losing 22 times in 15 years? I'll tell you how. Its not by being unaware or unconnected. Its by understanding that the road of life always offers something greater. Its achievable not likes Hands Around the World or the USA thinking its great. Its small and limitless like great unknow writing. Mr. Pickle must determine what it is that can rejuvenate him. It must be built upon the greatest legends of MMA Tycoon. Bigger then fake creators and poor minds. Edward Mills! The gods are calling to you!! You achieve greatness by fighting the oldest of MMA TYCOON! So bring out your old. And allow Mr. Pickle to enter the light! All HAIL THE KING! +1 for referencing the manic pixie dream girl. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kfuhrer Posted October 2, 2023 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2023 What is time? Like sand through the hour glass so are the days of our lives. As many wonder and ponder. Some achieve. Mr. Pickle he toils. He worries. And he wonders. What in this world matters? And what doesn't matter. Drinking beer while wrestling doesn't matter. So what is important in life? Is it creating a legacy? Is it having fun? It it living a life that matters?The night rinses what the day has soaped. A spoon does not know the taste of soup, nor a learned fool the taste of wisdom. Maybe like Shaun Martins you must grow a weird beard in order to find out what matters. Or is life bigger. While we know one thing life isn't bigger. Then a Pickle. And Mr. Pickle is coming for the greatness that exists in the world. Not the unknown reference that are easily searchable. Its a time to love!! Its a time to love. MR PICKLE AGIAN! The future is unsure of what's next . But the present is ready to embrace what it needs. And it needs... TO HAIL THE KING!!! MR. PICKLE EDWARDS MILLS!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
libertarian4321 Posted October 20, 2023 Report Share Posted October 20, 2023 On 10/1/2023 at 8:21 PM, kfuhrer said: So what is important in life? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women. -Frito "the Barbarian" Lei This Pickle fellow has no chance against the elite power of Frito Lei, owner of 29 big wins by KO! 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jersey Posted October 20, 2023 Report Share Posted October 20, 2023 7 minutes ago, libertarian4321 said: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women. -Frito "the Barbarian" Lei This Pickle fellow has no chance against the elite power of Frito Lei, owner of 29 big wins by KO! One of the best movie quotes ever hahahaha 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kfuhrer Posted October 21, 2023 Author Report Share Posted October 21, 2023 This will be an epic battle of two great warriors!!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kfuhrer Posted October 21, 2023 Author Report Share Posted October 21, 2023 I do wish this fight had been accepted soon so we had more time to do some write ups might need a rematch haha 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kfuhrer Posted October 22, 2023 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2023 Well I went 100% takedown and 100% sub in the Lei fight and some how got a knockout haha 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skuzbukit Posted October 22, 2023 Report Share Posted October 22, 2023 1 hour ago, kfuhrer said: Well I went 100% takedown and 100% sub in the Lei fight and some how got a knockout haha Pickle got lucky! Frito Lei has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Edward Mills's chin. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kfuhrer Posted October 22, 2023 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2023 36 minutes ago, Skuzbukit said: Pickle got lucky! Frito Lei has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Edward Mills's chin. I've got to agree we shouldn't look past Fritto with nearly 300 fights to his name. You need to always expect the unexpected. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
libertarian4321 Posted October 24, 2023 Report Share Posted October 24, 2023 On 10/22/2023 at 3:17 PM, Skuzbukit said: Pickle got lucky! He was one big punch away from being Lei's 30th KO victim! Frito is 76, but power is the last thing to go! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kfuhrer Posted December 2, 2023 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2023 As the night comes and the earth cools. something remain running red hot. Like the equator no amount of chill will frost the heat. There are times in everyone's life where wisdom must be taken from the dyeing hands of our elder in order for rebirth to happen. On October 21. Edward reached into the past and brought a wise soul to the present and captured knowledge passed down through out the ages. That knowledge cumulates on December 2, 2023 when the old warrior Mark Kerr steps into DMMA for the first time. After many battles and having won championships in multiple organisations the battle tested warrior comes to experience something new. Something tangy....And sometimes something sweet. Mark Kerr welcome to the deep waters welcome to the table of legends welcome to a bath in brine. On December 2 you enter the red panty club. You enter the Pickle party. But you won't leave the same as you entered. Like john the Baptist, Mr. Pickle intends to baptise you and then server your head on a silver plater to his new friend John Boy Walton. VSMark Kerr "Mr. Pickle" Edward MillsDMMA 267 the real F*cking main event!!! Pinkman and Kwong go suck a pickle!All Hail the King! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The1rstSaint Posted December 2, 2023 Report Share Posted December 2, 2023 "I really love pickles, but ok this guy's head will work." Let the Pickle Party begin, It will be a Pickle-geddon tonight in LA 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kfuhrer Posted December 2, 2023 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2023 34 minutes ago, The1rstSaint said: "I really love pickles, but ok this guy's head will work." Let the Pickle Party begin, It will be a Pickle-geddon tonight in LA Mr. Pickle generally is not so violent....But its been a long time since he's had a friend...So he's trying to impress you 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kfuhrer Posted December 4, 2023 Author Report Share Posted December 4, 2023 Ryan Goosling: Recently Mr. Pickles pulled off something rarely seen in his own career. He has more wins then loses in an organisation! Apparently parties are breaking out all over the world to commemorate this huge event! We are are going to try and get someone on the scene to talk with Mr. Pickle!Jefferson Butchull: Hi everyone this is Jefferson Butchull! live on location!! and we are going to try and get a word with the legendary Mr. Pickle! Who recently clocked more wins then loses in an organisation for the first time 2020-07-25! Mr. Pickle can we get a word!!!Mr. Pickle: OH HO HO HO!!!!!!!! Its good ta see ya Mr. Butthole! Jefferson Butchull: Its Butchull....Mr. Pickle: OH HO HOOOOO HO!!! Butthole you saw it... just like everyone in da whole world. Yesterday I became da most winningest fighter in DMAA!! No one in DMAA has fought any opponents wiff more combined fights den me!! My 3 opponents have had 380 fights total!! Dis means I am da greatest ever in DMAA!! I fink now I am da greatest to ever live I fink!!!Jefferson Butchull: We have also heard you may have a new friend! @The1rstSaint in John Boy Walton. You also where a bit out of character your generally not so violent when it comes to friend?Mr. Pickle: OH HO..... Well when it comes ta John Boy I'm a bit like NewJeans.....I'm Super Shy...Jefferson Butchull: We also heard from @Daudy that there might be a massive oversized fight in the future for you? Can you give any details??Mr. Pickle: Well well well... I beat dah old Freto Lay den I beat da buff Marker... So now I must beat da piggy sized fighters. If I wanna be da best its not just beating the most fightiest fighters its also about beating da biggiest fighters. So I worked wiff a Donkey... I worked wiff a Hare.... And now I work wiff a Crazy Horse! So um ya I fink I'ma fight a big boy next. Jefferson Butchull: You heard it here first! Back to you Ryan!!Ryan Goosling: THANK YOU JEFFERSON BUTTHOLE. Pardon I mean Butchull! Well you heard it here first everyone!! If you want to be the best you need to beat the biggest and there is no Pickle that will be left un eaten by Mr. PICKLE!!!All HAIL THE KING! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kfuhrer Posted December 28, 2023 Author Report Share Posted December 28, 2023 As the year comes to halt. One task remains for our illustrious Mr. Pickle. He must enter the the ring with a 381lb titan. Mitsugu Takeishi A man with a total of 59 fights under his belt and stunning KO power. Mr. Pickle has had a year full of ups and downs. This will be his 11th fight in 2023 having gone 4-5-1. This could be his chance to have .500 year. A stat in many sports unheard of.... But Mr. Pickle is a different bread of...Pickle. In 2023 he was inducted in the Sucker Punch Hall of Fame, Award the DMMA Pickle King trophy and received a Superstar badge for the content he has created on this very form. Many pundit also believe he is likely to win every single award in MMATycoon for 2023. Mitsugu Takeishi was in fact not the original opponent for Mr. Pickle. Instead Mr. Pickle was to fight a man well over 500lbs. Edward Mills took his training very seriously by going out and lifting up fat people every single day!! He trained his body to handle being taken down . He watched tape on many of the great fights! And thus he has transformed himself into a true legend! Moving forward Mr. Pickle will channel the legendary power of Keith Hackney!! He will overcome all obstacles!!! He will do the unthinkable!! He will have a .500 year!! Or he will die trying! Because Mr. Pickle does not bleed RED! He Bleeds GREEN! Mother F*CKERS!! All hail the king! and savour of MMATYCOON all hail MR. Pickle Edward Mills!!! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kfuhrer Posted December 31, 2023 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2023 2023 was a huge year for Mr. Pickle.... But the landscape of MMATYCOON keeps changing but can a pickle keep pace. Mr. Pickle, Though small and green, Was always keen, To grow and change, He faced the winds, Of life's each whim, And with a grin, He rearranged, For Mr. Pickle, New ways he'd seek, A better version, Of himself to be, He'd learn and grow, And never fear, The unknown roads, Before him clear. With a low IQ with a weak chin and a struggling MMA record Mr. Pickle still has found greatness. Mr. Pickle, small and humble, Knew that strength and wisdom, Weren't the only keys to greatness, In the world so full of rumblings. Though some said he lacked the power, And the knowledge to succeed, Mr. Pickle knew that effort, Was the only thing he'd need. For with each step he took, And every challenge he'd embrace, His effort made him great, And gave him strength to face, The world with newfound courage, And a heart that never broke, Mr. Pickle proved that great effort, Is what makes a great folk. 2024 will only best different in that Mr. Pickle will achieve new levels of greatness overcome even bigger challenges and continue to cement his legacy regardless of his record as the greatest to ever do it in MMATYCOON. All Hail the King! All Hail Mr. Pickle! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soyster89 Posted January 4 Report Share Posted January 4 Great stuff! I look forward to Pickle Jr.! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kfuhrer Posted January 5 Author Report Share Posted January 5 Maybe 2024... Just got to get an avatar for him. But the Original OP still has some brine left in him 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kfuhrer Posted February 26 Author Report Share Posted February 26 The Battle of Miami!!!! VS Just now a literal huge fight went down!! Many thought Mr. Pickle had gone inactive but the fact is that this Battle took place over Buzz feeds before it hit the ring!!! Take a look at some of this exchange!! Mark "King Kong Dong" Arkinson (372382) "Pickles are gross and disgusting. All they are is cucumbers soaked in vinegar. Should change his name to Mr. Small cucumber because that's what the fuck he is." "Mr. Pickle" Edward Mills (360004)"No wonder you hate Pickles! My god Sir you have been making them wrong. Don't Worry Mr. Pickle is her to teach you how to do it properly. Its more then just Cucumbers and Vinegar. Try this tasty recipe!! I think you'll soon learn to love Pickles! 12 to 14 Persian cucumbers or 8 to 10 pickling cucumbers 4 garlic cloves, halved 2 teaspoons mustard seeds 2 teaspoons peppercorns a few good-sized dill sprigs, per jar 2 cups water 2 cups distilled white vinegar ¼ cup cane sugar 2 tablespoons sea salt" The Day finally landed and talk needed to come to an end. The Larger then life personality fought the larger then life fighter! The Match ended with 527lbs of dead weight hitting the canvas. All Hail the King!! All Hail Mt. Pickle!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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