EEPUS Posted November 25, 2023 Report Share Posted November 25, 2023 1 hour ago, The1rstSaint said: Mr Torso "I feel I'm being discriminated against because of my disabilities. Won't let me fight because of the scales lying, I am clearly a clean cut 170 pounds I just can't stand on the scales properly to get an accurate weight! Give me my damn contract PUSSIES!!!!" he's only four pounds over, should be allowed to compete tbh. We need to give our disabled black athletes a fair shake. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The1rstSaint Posted November 25, 2023 Report Share Posted November 25, 2023 11 hours ago, EEPUS said: he's only four pounds over, should be allowed to compete tbh. We need to give our disabled black athletes a fair shake. "Thats whats up up! #DisabledBlackFightersMatter!!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rei Posted November 25, 2023 Report Share Posted November 25, 2023 fat bastard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skuzbukit Posted November 25, 2023 Report Share Posted November 25, 2023 13 hours ago, The1rstSaint said: Mr Torso "I feel I'm being discriminated against because of my disabilities. Won't let me fight because of the scales lying, I am clearly a clean cut 170 pounds I just can't stand on the scales properly to get an accurate weight! Give me my damn contract PUSSIES!!!!" Get in the sauna fatty, professionals make weight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rei Posted November 25, 2023 Report Share Posted November 25, 2023 Oh wow he's 170 already, I wanna know who his supplement supplier is! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The1rstSaint Posted November 25, 2023 Report Share Posted November 25, 2023 1 hour ago, Rei said: Oh wow he's 170 already, I wanna know who his supplement supplier is! It's the power of Mentor's World Famous Penis Cream. He now sales a De-Penis Cream, rub that shit on your body and you will shed some layers. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carciofi Posted November 25, 2023 Report Share Posted November 25, 2023 15 hours ago, The1rstSaint said: Mr Torso "I feel I'm being discriminated against because of my disabilities. Won't let me fight because of the scales lying, I am clearly a clean cut 170 pounds I just can't stand on the scales properly to get an accurate weight! Give me my damn contract PUSSIES!!!!" Bit spaced lately, but I just realized wtf is going here 😂 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flipper Posted November 26, 2023 Report Share Posted November 26, 2023 Jersey Turnpike "Exit 12" Guido manlet born in the suburbs of the ‘Garden State.’ While wandering around backstage during a KT event, blackout drunk, he was pushed into the ring with gloves strapped to his hands where he assumed he was in a bar fight and cold-clocked the other guy. The following afternoon, he awoke in a puddle of his own piss and vomit next to a copy of a Grouch FC contract with his signature on it. Professional meatball hunter and grenade jumper. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CelticStryder Posted November 27, 2023 Report Share Posted November 27, 2023 Santino Oliviera will be my entry if still allowed. If not then I understand. https://mmatycoon.com/fighterprofilemanager.php?FID=399906 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alfred Posted November 27, 2023 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2023 Just now, CelticStryder said: Santino Oliviera will be my entry if still allowed. If not then I understand. https://mmatycoon.com/fighterprofilemanager.php?FID=399906 He's signed to Highland dude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CelticStryder Posted November 27, 2023 Report Share Posted November 27, 2023 Just now, Alfred said: He's signed to Highland dude Highland released him now. Was only signed for a test fight but QFC was quicker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernZombie Posted November 27, 2023 Report Share Posted November 27, 2023 Is it also too late for me to name my entry? Also Santino Oliveria release from Highland as requested. https://www.mmatycoon.com/fighterprofilemanager.php?FID=399853 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alfred Posted November 27, 2023 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2023 1 minute ago, CelticStryder said: Highland released him now. Was only signed for a test fight but QFC was quicker. Contract sent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alfred Posted November 27, 2023 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2023 1 minute ago, NorthernZombie said: Is it also too late for me to name my entry? Also Santino Oliveria release from Highland as requested. https://www.mmatycoon.com/fighterprofilemanager.php?FID=399853 Nope all good. Contracts sent. As soon as you accept I'll get the party started 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CelticStryder Posted November 27, 2023 Report Share Posted November 27, 2023 3 minutes ago, Alfred said: Nope all good. Contracts sent. As soon as you accept I'll get the party started Accepted.... Thank you sire. You are a scholar and a gentleman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alfred Posted November 27, 2023 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2023 And we are GO! https://challonge.com/c8aja260 Remember peeps, event begins on the 1st December but after that fights are EVERY TWO DAYS! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rei Posted December 1, 2023 Report Share Posted December 1, 2023 Well. I'm in trouble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daudy Posted December 1, 2023 Report Share Posted December 1, 2023 19 minutes ago, Rei said: Well. I'm in trouble. This whole tournament will have that feeling. Rolled cuts easily........ hooooo boy. At least I won? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skuzbukit Posted December 1, 2023 Report Share Posted December 1, 2023 2 hours ago, Rei said: Well. I'm in trouble. That low confidence roll was nasty, but maybe he has a special talent like moonwalking while gardening & eating pizza. Mr Torso has some powerrrrrr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flipper Posted December 2, 2023 Report Share Posted December 2, 2023 Jersey Turnpike "Exit 12" CDM Record : 1-0-0 ‘I always told ma’ these knucks would get me outta the suburbs streets and now I’ma prove me right.’ Yo, so this freaky dolphin guy tells me that if I keep knockin’ dudes out he’ll give me a lifetime supply of Gym-Tan-Laundry. I gotta say that’s a helluva deal considering the first guy only lasted 16 seconds. That’s like a rate of 300 GTLs per second with a derivative of 33.3 GTLs repeatin.’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The1rstSaint Posted December 2, 2023 Report Share Posted December 2, 2023 17 hours ago, Rei said: Well. I'm in trouble. You was expecting a kick, wasn't you? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rei Posted December 2, 2023 Report Share Posted December 2, 2023 3 minutes ago, The1rstSaint said: You was expecting a kick, wasn't you? hahaha, yeah hoped to get a counter td off it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alfred Posted December 2, 2023 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2023 Christmas Day Massacre - Day 1 Too early to come to too many conclusions about the who’s who of the tournament but there’s definitely some fella’s you wouldn’t want to spill their pint in a crowded pub. Jersey Turnpike might be a double hard bastard even though he looks like a bro who waxes his balls. He battered some butt flopping BJJ brown belt who tried to throw a punch in just sixteen seconds. Mr. Torso also looks like one tough stump. 170Lbs of pure torso and arms, it’s no wonder he was able to get the quick KO win over Gordon Hunter in just thirteen seconds. Three fighters managed to come through the round unscathed. Bernardo Cabral who butt flopped over his opponent Sean Faolin suffered no cuts or injuries but then again neither did his opponent who will at least have that to be happy about. The other lucky bastard to suffer no ill was Lithuanian mad man Jokubus Antukis. He may have lost the bout but at least he managed to give his opponent Santino Oliviera a little gift from their encounter. A nice two day cut for him to take into his next fight. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alfred Posted December 2, 2023 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2023 River Waters (Thomas Edwards) = 10 Inj Anwar Hussin (Crazy Horse) = 6 Inj / 4 Cut Freaky Fister (Freaky Phantom) = 8 Inj Mauricio Nunes (Rodrigo Ferriera) = 5 Inj / 3 Cut Tarquin Doomwood (Bob Slay) = 5 Inj Stanley Reynolds (Scottie 2 Hottie) = 5 Inj Gordon Hunter (Rei) = 3 Inj / 2 Cut Jersey Turnpike (Rush Greyson) = 4 Inj Daroshev Faroshev (Johnny The Gunt) = 4 Inj Mateusz Kieliszkowski (McChicken Sandwich) = 4 Inj Paul Nichols (Alfred Winterbottom) = 3 Inj Santino Oliviera (Todd Westacott) = 2 Cut Mr Torso (Tycoon Judas) = 2 Inj Bernardo Cabral (John Pezao) = FRESH Sean Faolin (Jimmy Normal) = FRESH Jokubas Antukis (Jersey Inc.) = FRESH 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skuzbukit Posted December 2, 2023 Report Share Posted December 2, 2023 This could end up being the Anaerobic Olympics, a few have full gastanks but I can see everyone running on E real soon. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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